Who was right about predictions

First off, Mrs. Shrute, you were insanely right about Ryan shaving off his beard (aka "the real crime")

And I think that's the only really difinitive thing either one of us was right about. However, I really can't see Toby proposing to Pam from a hospital bed in Costa Rica so I really don't think Toby will mess up Jim and Pam's relationship again - I think that one of Pam's "friends" from computer school will.

Anyway, gotta go, so I'll write more later! And EVERYONE must write their reactions to episode one before episode 2 comes out, please! :)

~iheartbigtuna~

I guess since no one else will start it...

Why hasn't anyone else posted their reaction to the first awesome episode yet????
This is especially pitiful b/c I was the last one to watch it!

Anyway, it was phenomenal, amazing, superb, hilarious, awesome, and just generally great!!!

Best Moments (in order of occurence, not importance)

1.) Michael kicking Pam off the scale so everyone knows her weight and Kevin calculates that she weights "like 200lbs" and Pam says no and then Holly says to Kevin, "Math is hard"

2.) When Dwight faxed the thing to Pam and made her print it or whatever, even though she was leaving in 10 minutes - it's just so Dwight!

3.) Dwight putting fruit in the vending machine and spraying it with bug spray periodically to keep the bugs away!

4.) Stanley doing his own weight loss program (ie. using the stairs and lifted reams of paper with his feet under his desk)

5.) Kelly's freaky diet - and her fainting :)

6.) Jim's comments about the new secretary "So I guess I'll get to know her over the next few years and then declare my love for her."

7.) When Holly finally finds out the Kevin is NOT retarded...that was by far one of the top 3 moments of the episode

8.) When Dwight told Phyllis they were going on a sales call but he really drove to the bad part of town and pushed her out of the car "forcing her to exercise"

9.) When Ryan, that jackass, falsely apologized to everyone and kept a list of "everyone who wrongs him" (also, I liked the line "I'm sorry Kelly, I was in my twenties, I don't think I fully processed 9/11..." such bullshit)

10.) It was kinda cute when Andy told Angela he didn't care where they got married as long as they spent the rest of their lives together - but then he said "wee-ooh" at the end like an idiot and ruined it

11.) Michael's meeting about how "fat people are beautiful" - I particularly liked the posters of Jabba the Hut, the pig, and Elvis that were on the wall behind him. (and it actually was really sweet when he made Kelly stand up on her chair and have people tell her she was pretty - except when he ruined it by hugging her boobs...*sigh* oh, Michael)

12.) Andy: "I never lose competitions. I win or I quit them because they are unfair."

13.) JIM'S PROPOSAL TO PAM IN THE RAIN AT THE REST STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was so perfect, and sweet, and cute, and simple, and perfect...did I say perfect already??

14.) When Jim came back for the weigh-in and he was soaking wet and smiling.....
Michael: "Today was a good day."
Jim: (nods ferverently while beaming)

Oh, I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo glad they finally got engaged! I wonder what will happen next - stupid VP debate - I want to see the next episode! Grrrr!

So, let me see whose predictions were right so far...I'll post again in a sec!

~iheartbigtuna~

Bad News!

Bad News Everyone!

I just checked the TV schedule for this week, and there is no Office episode!!! The Vice Presidential Debate is on instead.

I REPEAT : THERE IS NO OFFICE EPISODE THIS WEEK!

ThatsWhatSheSaid

Good News!

Good News Everyone!

The Office is back on iTunes! I was deeply saddened when I found out a couple of months ago, that iTunes and NBC had a huge fight and all NBC shows got removed from iTunes. But now, it's back!!

Unfortunately each season runs about $50, which is one hefty price. But it's most definitely worth it.

ThatsWhatSheSaid

P.S. My sister got me an Office poster for my room :)

New Season Predictions

Yayyyy! A new post! :)

Thanks Mrs. Shrute - this blog's been my homepage all summer and this is the first time something has changed since I posted in, like, August! :)

Anyway, new season....i'm so freakin' excited!

My predictions are:

1.) Sorry, I'll have to disagree with you, Mrs. Shrute, because I don't think Toby will mess up anything with Jim and Pam - I really think he's gone to Costa Rica. Unless, they do something funny with Michael nonstop calling him or something and making fun of him... But seriously, I think that there will be different issues preventing Jim and Pam from tying the knot.

2.) Which brings me to point number two: Jim will finally propose to Pam early to mid-season and they'll stay engaged but some tension will build between them that is bad. Like about living arrangements, life goals, ect. I predict that the end of this season will, sadly, result in the breakup of Jim and Pam (*sob* I hope not, but I have this feeling). If this does happen, I predict that the beginning of season 6 (do you even think it will last that long???...that's a different debate for another time) they will get back together again.

3.) Dwight will bring most of the laughs, as usual, but he will also become less of the "tension" and more of the "happy-lovy-themed stuff" because I predict that in the first or second episode, Angela will break up with Andy in a way that totally embarrasses him, includes Dwight (maybe putting a racoon in his car?? lol), and maybe even sends him back to anger management.

4.) Ryan will somehow enter the story from jail in a funny way. Either Michael will go visit him and cry or try to break him out.

5.) I don't think Kelly will propose to Daryll. In fact, I think he'll ditch her totally or maybe she'll propose and he'll say no, or maybe she'll get back with Ryan because he's desperate now that he's in prison???

6.) Michael, against my better judgement, will stick with Jan because it brings a more humorous storyline (I can't wait to see him at those aerobics classes with her, or whatever they were called) but I really really hope that he stays friends with the new HR girl (sorry, I forgot her name) and maybe they get together towards the end of the season.

7.) We didn't see much of Kevin last season, so I think he's well overdue for the spotlight. I mean, we saw Stanley blow a gasket, so I think he's done for now. Maybe Kevin will get stuck in a doorway or something - that would be hilarious! I can just picture it!

So now I'm even more excited! KKras and THATSWHATSHESAID need to post your theories so you can call them your own before the first episode! :)

Can't wait to hear more predictions!

~iheartbigtuna~

New Season = New Predictions

Hi everyone!!

Sorry I haven't posted in....forever. But now that our beloved show is returning, I'll have something to post about!

So, PREDICTIONS! I've made some more for this season. My first one, I actually hope dosen't happenen, but for some reason I think it might.

1) Jim will propose to Pam, but they won't get married. The engagment will be a happy time for us Dunderheads, but something (*ahem* Toby) will stop the wedding from happening.

2) Michael will ditch Jan for Holly....I really hope. Holly is just such a better match for him! Although now that there is a child involved, I'm really not 100% with this prediction. 

3) Andy and Angela will not get married. A monkey could predict that. A monkey who just happens to watch The Office.

4) Angela will have a baby with Dwight.

5) Kevin will find love. I have lots of hope for him :)

6) Toby will unfortunetley not go to Costa Rica, but reveal his love for Pam. Engagement perhaps? I really really  hope not.

7) Merideth will stop drinking. No.

8) Oscar will start liking women.

9) Stanley will get up on his desk and dance at some point during the season.

10) Ryan will shave his beard (AKA "The real crime")

11) Kelly and Darrel will get engaged. Kelly will propose.

And I think that's about it. Did I forget any charecters? Oh Roy! But no one cares about him anymore.

I am highly anticipating this new season!! It's going to be a great one! I know it!

Mrs. Shrute <3

Office Season 4 DVD

Hellooooooo all! Long time, no talk!

So the buzz now is that the Season 4 Office DVD is coming out Sept. 2nd. Sadly we start school the next day, so it is pretty impossible to buy it and watch every episode before school begins again but oh well...

Since we're talking about the season 4 release date, lets compare seasons. Firstly I'd like to say that my personal favorite was season 2 because it was the first one I saw and it was filled to the brim with hilarious episode after hilarious episode. Then comes season 3, which i now own, which I treasure dearly as well - even though Karen is annoying... Sadly, season 1 isn't my fav because there are so few episodes on there that only about half of them are truly funny while the others just introduce stuff. Season 4 was really great, but I think it lost it's "umph" after the writers strike and although the finale was hysterical, it ended sad - and the Office shouldn't make you sad, it's a comedy...*sigh*

Anyway, I have no idea why i'm writing this right now b/c no one is gonna read it until...idk....but at least now we'll have something to talk about when we all begin posting again with the start of season 5!

:)

~iheartbigtuna~

Yay, someone posted!!! :)

Finally, someone found news worthy of posting! Thanks THATSWHATSHESAID!!

I'm still not too sure what "The Rocker" is even about though, does anyone know???

~iheartbigtuna~

My Bad...

Uh...yeah...sorry about that. For some reason, I haven't had any news to report. But now i do!!

Rainn Wilson's new movie, "The Rocker" comes out August 1st. And it looks pretty hilarious, so everyone must go see it! And Rainn Wilson will also be on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno at 11:35 on NBC on Wednesday, July 30th.

~ThatsWhatSheSaid

where is everybody??!!

Helloooooo??? Where is everybody??

Well, i know that Mrs. Shrute is on vacation but what about you, Kras, THATSWHATSHESAID??

I shouldn't be to hard on u guys b/c I haven't been around much either, well except for my spaz attack when blogger's format spazed out and I thought they had a virus (or maybe I'm just going insane, take your pic)

Anywho - I have Office news! I was just reading People magazine and they had an article about Angela Kinsey's and her baby! It's a girl named Isabel Ruby Lieberstein (yes, that last name is a mouthful) who was born on May 3, 6lbs and 14oz.

Kinsey talked about how Isabel loves her Dwight bobblehead and that the cast of The Office has been so helpful to her (Carell gave her baby tips, Fisher visits often)

The says it will be hard to come back to work in July (so I guess that means now) but Isabel will be left with an on-set nanny so it shouldn't be too bad. Kinsey said, "It'll be hard to leave her if she's crying, but maybe I'll use that frustration when I have to yell at Dwight!"

So welcome to the world, Isabel!

Also, I would like to talk about Steve Carell's most recent movie...Get Smart! It's really a must-see, but before u go and see it you HAVE to watch at least one episode of the original Get Smart TV show! It's kinda goofy-funny, but you won't get all the inside jokes in the movie if you don't watch it first - it just makes the movie funnier! I was expecting the movie itself to be goofy too, and in some aspects it was, but there are some truly witty and hysterical scenes in this movie! I give it a double thumbs up! The short film starring the 2 computer geeks, Dave and Lloyd (at least I think his name is Dave, I'm not sure - he's Masi Oka, the actor who plays Hiro in Heroes) is actually quite hysterical too! It's just on DVD, which makes you think it's stupid, but although it's a little slow-moving at first, there are some really great moments too! What's great is that they make connections to the movie and explain what the 2 geeks were doing while Max and Agent 99 (Anne Hathaway) go save the world! You really must watch both of these movies!

One last thing, there is an ad in People magazine for The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flammel, by Michael Scott. It says that the second book in the series just came out and to go to SecretsofNicholasFlamel.com for a sneak peak! I'm just very confused b/c Nicholas Flammel is a character in the Harry Potter series (the guy who invents the Sorcerer's Stone) and Michael Scott is...well, Michael Scott. So I'm just wondering if this is some kind of weird coincidence or strange prank....

~iheartbigtuna~

What is up with blogger??? o_O

Did u all get a weird page layout when you looked at the blog??? i think it's been hacked...so I should probably skidaddle...adios!

ThatsWhatSheSaid Resurrects!!

Hey everyone!

I'm just here to tell you that I have resurrected from the dead. Yes, just like Jesus. I've been really bad with keeping up with BBBG, but I promise I'll be more active from now on (don't count on that).

BTW: Has a date been released for when the season four dvd is coming out?

Over and out,
ThatsWhatSheSaid

iheartbigtuna is an idiot!!!

OMG! OMG! OMG!

KKras, I'm soooooooo sorry! I just realized I still have the Offfice Season 1 DVD that I borrowed from you around January! I'm really sorry!! I can't believe I forgot about it. I could have sworn I'd already given it back but then all of a sudden, there it is on my desk! I'm really really sorry!

I'll give it back tomorrow!!

Sorry! :( You have every right never to loan me anything ever again!

iheartbigtuna bought Dunder Mifflin shirt

I bought the Dunder Mifflin shirt today at Kohls! We should all wear them sometime this week just for the hell of it!

BTW: Thanks for wishing me a happy birthday! :)

~iheartbigtuna~

Happy Birthday Wishes!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY IHEARTBIGTUNA!!!!!!

iheartbigtuna has posted new pictures in our gallery!!!

Everybody be sure to look at our photo gallery again b/c I've added a few pics I while searching for pics for my Goodbye Toby slideshow - speaking of which, I'm almost finished, this weekend I'll add the music and make last minute touch-ups and I should have it posted on U-tube soon. I'll let you know when I'm done!

~iheartbigtuna~

Before the UK version, and way before the US version, there was this version of The Office from Japan

WATCH THIS: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/play.shtml?mea=252558

It's from Steve Carrell hosting SNL.

Mrs. Schrute <3

iheartbigtuna has made a slideshow for Toby

so I wasted the last hour making this crappy thing...but i can't figure out how to get it on the blog???

HELP!

OH MY GOD I WATCHED THE FINALE!!!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

*hyperventilates*

I CANNOT believe Andy stole Jim's perfect engagement moment! The whole episode I was on the edge of my seat and couldn't really enjoy the funny parts b/c everthing was just too perfect to be true, Michael was taking his relationship with Holly slow and Holly was so nice, Jim finally gave Ryan a piece of his mind and then Ryan was arrested, Pam got into the art school thing, Jim paid for the ferris wheel and fireworks...

But we all knew it was too good to be true :(

I'm pissed that Michael is back with Jan - she is a confused BITCH!! Grrrrrr, that made me really angry....but I guess it was kinda cute that Michael chose to be a daddy to Jan's kid instead of a relationship he would most likely mess up with Holly (Michael said, "I always thought sex and kids would go together..." ) However, there is really no hope for that child because he'll have Jan as a Mom and Michael as a stand-in Dad - woah that kid is gonna be MESSED UP!!!

I was also hoping that Jim would just punch Andy in the face after he stole his proposal moment. Andy is an idiot. It was really sad when Pam was almost in tears after he didn't propose.

I was also hoping that the thing u guys said would happen in the last couple of seconds was that Jim would find some other, better way to propose...but no - omigod- it was Dwight and the just-engaged-to-Andy Angela doing god knows what in an office cubicle!!

So I guess that they'll get back together after all, which is sweet and nice, but really really really strange, as usual.

OK, so even though the fact that Jim didn't propose was a let down and Michael continues to screw up his life, the episode was still really really hilarious...

I just have to say that the intro to that episode was the best in a good while. Ever since the writer's strike ended, the new episode intros haven't been that funny. This was a pleasantly suprising exception!!! Way to go, Jim!

The whole thing about Holly thinking that Kevin was "special" was beyond hilarious! The funniest part was that he really could be mistaken for a "slower" person and that she didn't even learn the truth by the end of the episode.

I thought it was really stupid how Jim called Ryan and told him to basically f*** off! However, it kinda scared me b/c Ryan has a lot of power in the company and i thought for a second Jim would be fired, but then Ryan gets arrested so that factor was removed from the picture - yay!
What was funny about that whole thing was when Oscar was explaining what Ryan's true crime was -"the beard." I agree with Oscar. I also thought it was funny when Jim called back and left a message for Ryan. :)

It was really funny when Andy proposed because his parent's happened to be there, there were fireworks, and he'd been carrying around the ring with him for 6 years waiting for the right person and the right moment, how pathetically comical.

Oh, when Michael took his nana's money out of his shoe to pay for the antigravity machine. I liked the quote, "Nana usually sends me a check for my birthday every year. Lately I've been getting 8 or 9 checks a year as nana goes..."(swirls his finger around his ear to signify "cuckoo")

Phyllis searching for the antigravity machine was great too, then she just settled for anti-depressants.

So all in all it was funny, but the funny was cancelled out by the incorrect proposal and Michael's bad choice.

OH, but I have a great idea, we should make a tribute to Toby now that he's gone for good! (that reminds me, Michael's singing of "Goodbye Toby" was pretty funny too - it also adds yet another song to The Office's repertoire)

I think we should make a slideshow of funny quotes from or about (mostly about) Toby and find pictures of him! It will be a work in progress, but I just wanted to put out the idea. What is weird about him leaving is that ppl who start watching for season 5 won't even know he existed, isn't that strange??? But you know what, I think of all the ppl to go, he was best b/c it was getting weird with him and Pam and Jim and the writer's weren't really expanding on his character that much besides the fact that Michael hated him. So I think moving him to Costa Rica was a good move for the show.

~iheartbigtuna~

Holy Crap...Iheartbigtuna if you have not watched the episode yet DO NOT read this post!!!

Wow, so much happened in that tiny hour on Thursday night. Here are some of my favorite parts:

1) Holly thinking Kevin has mental problems. Now we actually think he might.

2) When Michael asks the office who thought it was funny to give Toby a rock that said "Suck on it" and Dwight goes, "You did! You made me wrap it! I thought it was out of line..."

3) Andy's parents just happened to be there.

4) Jan made Michael wear two condoms and she didn't even want his sperm.

5) THE BEGINNING!! That was my favorite when Jim pretends to be Dwight, and then talk to his mother!!

6) When Andy goes to propose to Angela and he knocks over the keyboard.

7) Dwight, Meredith and Moze putting a "non-rabid" raccoon into Holly's car.

Unofficial

8) Jim yelling at Ryan via voicemail, I thought that was so brave!

9) Kelly talking about how she is going to visit Ryan in prison, and going to make all the guys jelous.

10) The very very very end.

Now for my not-so favorite parts:

1) Ryan getting arrested (I feel really bad for him).

2) Jim NOT proposing to Pam.

3) When Kevin went to the diner with Holly when she really wanted to go with Michael but he blew his chance.

4) Michael agreeing to be almost a daddy for Jan. She was just so mean to him, I like Holly better for him.

5) When Toby was taking picture with Pam. I hate him! Thank god he left.

So that was it. This 5th season is going to be crazy! So much drama! Happy Summer Everyone!

Mrs. Schrute<3

Something to Say About PB and J; Which Couple Will Be Engaged?

We all know that Jim has a ring, and an engagement will happen on Thursday, but will the two things collide?

Iheartbigtuna, I have an answer to you question of weither or not Pam is ready to make a commitment with Jim, and  my answer is no. Athough, nothing would make me happier to see these two together, something from this week's episode made me think this. It was the ending, when she asked the guy about computer mumbo jumbo. Mabye she's looking for a serious career than to settle down. I hate to say it, but we might be waiting another season for this engagement to happen.

HOWEVER, these does leave room for two other people to get engaged. We have:

1. Andy and Angela

2. Dwight and Angela

3. Michael and Jan (won't happen)

4. Darrel and Kelly (good lord.)

5. Ryan and Kelly

6. Creed and Merideth (it could happen)

7. Oscar and that dude he lives with

8. Toby and Pam (will stop watching if this happens)

And it could always happen:

9. Jim and Pam (praying will happen)

I can not wait for this episode! Espically since I have such a busy day fallowing up to that, I'm going to look forward to it even more!

Mrs. Schrute<3

P.S. The best part of this week's episode: Andy falling out of the golf cart and into the sand trap!

So many questions, so little time...

Can you believe it?! There are only TWO EPISODES LEFT in season 4!!!! Wow, it seems like just yesterday that Michael had hit Merideth with his car and Dwight killed Angela's cat...

So here are some unanswered questions/unfinished plot lines for us all to ponder:

1.) Will Jim propose to Pam before the end of this season??
This is the new poll question I just put up. The debate isn't really whether Jim will propose but will Pam say yes???? Pam and Jim are meant to be together and all people who don't live under rocks have known this since season 1, and now their future together is in the hands of a ring Jim bought a week after they started dating!!! You may be thinking why this is such a big deal, duh, Pam will say yes, she's been head over heels for this guy for ages, but....there are some variables to consider. First of all, there's Toby. He is obviously got a "thing" for Pam and it's sickening, yet sad. He already put his hand on her thigh and then jumped a fence to get away from the awkwardness, he already complained to Ryan about Jim to try and get him fired - what's stopping him now?? Nothing really, except the fact that all the viewers hate him, Michael hates him, he has no self-confidence, and he's boring and dull. So, I really don't think PB & J have to worry about him too much. Then there's the more important thing: Pam's reaction to Jim first telling her he was gonna propose soon. At first she looked absolutely extatic and happy and it's adorable, but when he turns to leave and before the camera turns away, her face visible falls. What could this mean?? Does Pam not want to make the commitment yet? Is she uncertain if she wants to really spent the rest of her life with, and (to quote my favorite Adam Sandler movie) "grow old with him"? (In case you didn't know this reference, it's from the Wedding Singer when he sings "Grow Old with You" a song he wrote for Julia) Or is she still unsure of herself after being cruely tortured by engagement by Roy??? Who knows! But one thing is for sure, something dramatic will happen soon because it's been too much of a barrel of laughs lately and something big is about to happen!

2.) Who is leaving????
It has been leaked that one of our beloved office characters is leaving for good! Don't worry, Pam, Jim, Dwight, Angela, Michael, and Ryan are safe for the most part because their faces are in the theme song, but who will go?? Stanley has already cracked and almost gotten fired, he's a possible candidate. Although, Toby already suggested fleeing to...where was it, Cuba or something, after that awkward moment with Pam. He could leave for good if he really embarrasses himself with his crush on her. Then there's Jan, who Micheal seems to have left in the dust for good, but the combination of those two always brings laughs so I think we'll be seeing more of Jan. Then there's Andy, who could potentially be killed (or worse) by Dwight over Angela, but it's not likely, at least not yet. Then there's the random people: Phyllis, Creed, Merideth, Kelly who haven't shown any signs of being candidates, but are candidates for that exact reason - they haven't added anything to the episodes in a while. The only monkey wrenches that could be thrown in are Ryan leaving because he gets fired for using drugs, or Angela has to leave suddenly because the actress who plays her (her name escapes me) is pregnant.

3.) Will Season 4 end on a giant cliff hanger???
Hell yes, no question about it.

4.) Will Season 4 end on a good or bad note???
Most likely it will be good, because I think for the most part most seasons have ended good, although the continuation of that good cliffhanger in the next season didn't always turn out so great.

5.) Who dies???
Sorry, couldn't help myself. Writing this reminds me so much of Mugglecast's Predictions for Harry Potter Seven: Who Lives, Who Dies, and How the Series Finally Comes to an End book and in that case, "who dies" was the main unanswered question.

So, I'm pyched for tonight, and now I've wasted a half an hour -yay- so you all better read this b/c I worked hard to crank it out!!!

:) iheartbigtuna

Stanley Finally Cracks, Dwight buys Andy's Car for "next to nothing", and Pam wears glasses...

This Thursday's episode rocked!!!!! I thought it was even funnier than last weeks, either the episodes are getting better and better or I'm getting more and more used to the Office-type of humor again. What was great about this episode, was that my family kept leaving the room as we were watching it so whenever someone came back we had to rewind to where they left off: what was great about this was that it was 10x funnier the second time, or even third time around...

My favorite parts:

1.) When Phyllis is trying to tell Michael her idea, but she can't say it fast enough b/c she's excited and then she doesn't even remember what they wrote in the cement.

2.) When Pam has to translate what Kelly is trying to explain to Michael about the celebrity hand prints in wet cement.

2.) When Michael puts his face in the wet cement and says that he'll tell his kids, "Your daddy made that face hole."

3.) When Michael sees Pams glasses and tells her she's so ugly he can't even hear her. Also when he says that they have to re-energize and people aren't taking it seriously: "Pam has just given up."

4.) I kinda forgot the exact quote but:
Andy: "How about we make new voicemail messages that have more pep."

Jim: "Or what if we made even newer voicemail messages with even more pep."

5.) When Michael asks Daryll if he was ever in a gang and he totally makes up crap as to what to do when one of your own disses you - "fluffy fingers"

6.) When Dwight convinces Andy to sell him his car for "next to nothing" by pressuring him and counting down from 5. It's great when he shows Michael how he can't let Ryan deal with Stanley because then he'll be "zig-zagged" and that would make him look weak, but if they go to the emergency plan where Dwight has total control over everyone then he can fix it. He tries the same pychological trick on Michael but it doesn't work.

7.) When Jim pretends to propose to Pam in the board meeting.

8.) Kevin: "Pam, I really like your glasses"
Pam: "Thanks"
Kevin: "Like, all the girlfriends I've ever had have worn glasses"
Pam: "um, okay..."
Kevin: "It really turns me on, like librarians-"
Pam: "I should really get back to-"
Kevin: "Could you just say, "These are due back Thursday."
Pam: "NO"

9.) When Kevin is explaining the situation between Michael and Stanley. "Stanley's in one corner and he's mad, and then, Michael's in the other corner and he's mad too...so that's basically it."

10.) When Phyllis pipes up at the next meeting and Michael says everybody out except Phyllis.

It was great, but to be honest, it was actually kind of frightening when Michael and Stanley were arguing and Stanley was insulting Michael, it was really scary.

I was also really pissed at Toby and Ryan for being asses and giving Jim a "warning" I feel bad for Jim and hope that nothing happens b/c that would just screw up everything, and Toby knows it.

All in all, it was an amazing episode! :)

~iheartbigtuna~

iheartbigtuna reviews latest office episode and can't wait for tonights

KKras, how could you forget when Toby suddenly says he's moving to somewhere in Latin America and then dashes out of the room like a mad man and hops the fence!!! I can't wait to see the awkwardness tonight when they see him at work again!!

I kinda feel bad for Ryan...*sigh* he used to be such a good temp, always trying to make progress and keep the company from falling on it's face, but being a boss has gotten to his head, and now....he's on crack, poor guy....

Anyway, I really liked last week's episode, but I liked the week before's even better when he tries to get people in the office to set him up. Best line:

"Hey, Oscar myer weener...lover..."

Other best line:

Michael: "Can she fit into a row boat? I mean, can an average size row boat support her?"

Phyllis: "I'm not sure I understand what you're asking..."

Michael" "I think I'm being very clear as to what I'm asking. I want to know if she can fit in a -"

Phyllis: "Okay, OKAY! NO, she can't fit in a row boat..."

Can't wait for tonight's episode!!!

~iheartbigtuna~

The Office Trivia Game

Dundaheads!

On the show's website, there's a new trivia game up where you can contribute questions. It's pretty awesome. I've already submitted 5 and I'm hoping to see that they're part of the game soon! Definitely check it out!

KKras

KKras on: Night Out

Wow, there are pretty much no words to describe the strangeness of this episode. Don't get me wrong, I loved it, I was just a little surprised at how weird it was.



What I liked (mostly quotes):

• Dwight massaging the peanut butter into Michael's hair and Jim making fun of him saying, "Best case scenario, you thought it was a quarter." Oh, Jim. You're so funny.


• The women Michael dates lack a certain..."Crawfordness"


• Ryan's spazzy, hyper businessman cockiness/confidence


• RYAN'S HALF BEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!


• Kelly's 2 quotes:
  "If I had created a website with this many problems, I'd kill myself"
  "Yeah, I have a lot of questions. Number 1: How dare you?"


• Sexual Predators infiltrating Dunder Mifflin Infinity


• Andy's been getting a lot more chain than ball lately


• Michael says, "tonight I'm going to get laid," and then Dwight goes, "Yeah! With sex!"


• When Dwight sees the club he says, "These women look like white slaves."


• Stanley "If I'm not in my bathtub with a glass of red wine in one hour, you're both dead."


• Dwight has both the master key and the spare key to the office


• Toby was so proud of himself for making Pam happy with the phone number


• The Amazons :)


• Call me! Dwight: "I'm not gonna call her." Well, Mrs. Schrute, at least you know that he's not a cheater.
• Oscar: They happened to speak Spanish
  Jim: Lucky us.
• Dwight's German lullaby to Ryan

Oh, and for those idiots {Thatswhatshesaid} who couldn't comprehend what was going on with Ryan, (twitchy fingers, hyperactivity, constant trips to the bathroom, his friend Troy warning them not to take him to the hospital, etc.) he has a drug problem. He's on crack.

KKras

The Office 2.0

So we all know about the Office 2.0 plans right? It saddens me to learn that Amanda Peet is possibly going to the be the lead in 2.0 over Lauren Graham. Are you kidding me? Amanda Peet over Lauren Graham? I am speechless. Lauren Graham would totally kick ass at the Office 2.0 and plus, is Amanda Peet even funny?

ThatsWhatSheSaid

THE BIGGEST NEWS EVER IN OFFICE HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEOPLE! READ THESE WEBSTIES!! I DON'T CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES YOU BUT IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!

Upcomming Episode News:

http://www.tvguide.com/ask-ausiello/office/080409-01

http://www.tvguide.com/Ask-Ausiello/080416

http://www.tvguide.com/Ask-Ausiello

More Upcomming Episode News (READ ABOUT THE FINALE!! It kinda blows who is leaving within the title):

http://www.tv.com/the-office/show/22343/episode_guide.html?season=4&tag=season_dropdown;dropdown;3

Season Finale (READ TITLE):

http://remote.lohudblogs.com/2008/04/22/goodbye-toby-office-finale-fever-is-heating-up-as-nbc-leaks-the-title-or-did-they/

iheartbigtuna is excited for the new episode tonight!!

:)
Happy Dunder Day 2 Dunderheads and Office Buffs!!

I can't wait for this new episode to come out!!! What is this one gonna be about??? I forget, but i need to go finish my work so I'll have time to watch it!!!

Soooo exciting!!

~iheartbigtuna~

Like A Thousand Quotes

Forgive me if the first five to six are repeats. I had deja vu while writing some of these.

"They say you should take two steps forward and one step back. That's what I did in the last week. Except I took an extra step back. Then I kind of moved to the side a little. Life is a square dance. And all the men merely...dancers."
-Andy

"Part of being a boss is recognizing talent- including your own."
-Michael

"So you are Regional Manager and Assistant Regional Manager. Andy is your 'Number Two.' I am Secret Assistant Regional manager."
-Pam, to Michael

"Today is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night...it's everyone's favorite day....These guys in here don't get a lot of trophies. Like Kevin. Who's going to give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts?"
-Michael

"Legend has it that a beet of purest gold sometimes grows in the fields of little boys who work double shifts."
-Dwight

"This is exactly what Michael Moore does...he goes up to people with a camera and he's like 'Why did you do this?'...It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of Bowling for Columbine, because...I thought it was going to be a bowling movie. Like Kingpin."
-Michael

"We know how he died. Flying into the glass doors....I don't think he was being stupid. I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building. To spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song."
-Pam, at an office funeral for a bird.

"When I'm playing hoops, all the stress and responsibility of my position melt away. In the zone. It's zen. It's physical....Who am I? I don't know. A basketball machine. What is Dunder-Mifflin? Never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares."
-Michael

"You should be able to sell a lot here. This branch grossed over a million last year. Not that we're all millionaires, of course....I'm probably closest."
-Michael

"There are five stages to grief...and it's my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job."
-Michael

"The Dundies are like a car wreck where you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
-Pam

"There's no such thing as an inappropriate joke...that's why they're jokes."
-Michael

"Why does everything I think about women turn out to be the opposite of what is going on? Is that why they call them 'the opposite sex?'"
-Michael

"I look forward to performance reviews. I did the youth beauty pageant circuit and I enjoyed that quite a bit. I enjoy being judged. I believe I stand up to even severe scrutiny."
-Angela

"I live in a nine-bedroom farmhouse. I have my own crossbow range...it's a perfect situation for me. Although two bathrooms would have been nice, since I only have one, and it's under the porch."
-Dwight

"Okay, motivational dance contest, everybody!...Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Drive points home. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing."
-Michael

"Without a doubt, coffee is the single best incentivisor for an office. The secret is that it's quite literally a drug that speeds people up. It's not the only one. You hear stories... in the '80s when people didn't know how bad cocaine was. Man did they move paper!"
-Michael

"I found Dwight's wallet in the parking lot...I'm trying to figure out what the right move is. Tear everything up? Buy him a horse on the Internet?"
-Jim

"It hasn't always been easy being a whistle-blower. When I was younger, the other kids would call me 'tattletale' or 'squealer' or 'worm.' Everyone hated me. I really identify with those ladies at Enron. I wrote to them to tell them how much I admire them, but they never wrote back. I guess they're all married."
-Dwight

"It's clear to me now. They only loved me when I was strong and walking around....That is so prejudiced. What kind of boss am I if I've raised such an insensitive group?"
-Michael

"Michael sometimes gets easily distracted when he has to do...work. Timecards...purchase orders...expense reports....Once a year, they all fall on the same Friday. That's today. I call it 'The Perfect Storm.'
-Pam

"When I die I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever, because I will have used that time to figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have used to defend myself better now that I know what hold he had me in."
-Dwight

"I daydream about getting back at him, but in ways that would just get me arrested."
-Jim, about Dwight

"We are doing this for charity...I consider myself a great philanderer...and I know at the end of the day I can look in the mirror and say, 'Michael, tonight because of you some little kid in the Congo has a belly full of rice this evening.' Plus, it's tax deductible."
-Michael

Whew, that took way loner than I expected. That teaches me to stay more on top of these.

Adieu, Adios, Ciao, and Das Vadanya

KKras

KKras on: Dinner Party

Hey Dunderheads,

My fave parts of the episode:

• Celebrity Game- Oh, Jim! You are a funny, funny man.
• I loved it when Andy gave Angela the flower and she just stared at him and said, "What am I supposed to do with this?"
• I wanted to cry for Dwight when Angela said the mean things about his beets. She's terrible.

There are plenty of other wonderful things about this episode, I just can't remember them right now.

KKras

ThatsWhatSheSaid's Review

I did enjoy the "That's What She Said" joke, I must say. There's only one thing i have to say about this episode.

You can buy new stuff. But you can't buy a new party!

ThatsWhatSheSaid

The Most Dysfunctional Couple Ever

Hey Dunderheads/Office Buffs!

I hope everyone had a nice Dunder Day! This episode was amazing, I thought it was the perfect coming back after 5 months episode. Although I would have liked something with the entire cast, but all my favorite people were in it, so it was still good!

Here are my favorite parts:

1) PLAYING CELEBRITY: This was my favorite part. When Michael describes Arnold Swarzenagger (not spelled correctly), and Jim guesses Tom Cruise, when that was the first person Michael described, it was just hilarious.

2) Did anyone else notice the giant pop-art of Jan on the stairs? That was weird.

3) When Andy gave Angela the flower and Angela says, "What am I supposed to do with this?"

4) Jim's initial reaction walking into the candle room. I also think it is a bit ironic that someone as stressed out, and who's life is so messed up as Jan's is, that she would run a company that tries to calm people.

5) Hunter's CD. Amazing.

6) It was a little awkward watching the part where Jan tries to hide the video camera in the bedroom, while my mother was sitting next to me watching this.

7) Dwight Showing Up. I knew he was going to, but I didn't know how he would do it, and I didn't even expect him to bring someone! At first I thought it was his mother!

Overall, I felt so bad for Jim and Pam. Andy seemed to be enjoying himself, and Angela never enjoys everything.

I'm so excited for next week too!!

Mrs. Schrute<3

iheartbigtuna reviews newest Office episode

Wow, I can't believe I've been so excited all week for that half an hour show...I wished it had been longer, b/c then I think they could have put more funny stuff into it. I kinda hope this episode didn't set the precedent for the rest of season 4, b/c it was a little too angsty for me. I think that maybe I would have liked it more if it was just another weekly episode and not the first episode in a couple of months. It did have some pretty funny stuff, though!

Here were my favorite parts:

1.when Dwight comes with that random lady it was the highlite of the entire episode!! Michael's line: "The only reason you said Dwight couldn't come was because he wasn't a couple, and we didn't have enough wine glasses - and he brought wine glasses and a....person!" That was really great! I also really liked the whole argument between Michael and Jan that followed about Jan always getting what she wanted...Steve Carell was amazing in that entire monologue!

2.I liked when Pam whispers, "Awesome" when Dwight comes.

3. I also thought it was hysterical when Pam was worried about Jan poisoning her food b/c she had been "Michael's secret lover"

4. The mini plasma was funny - but I felt bad that Jan broke it!

5. I felt bad when Dwight cried about not being invited to the dinner party and I also felt bad when Angela said that the thought of putting one of his beets into her mouth made her sick...but I also think there might be a double entendre?? (I dunno, maybe I'm just perverted)

6. I liked when Pam said to the camera that all she wanted to do was eat, and it seemed like too much to ask for...at a DINNER party.

7. The CD of Hunter's songs was so funny - I squealed when Jim stole it!!! :)

8. I knew that Pam and Jim would make some sort of joke out of the whole, "Babe" thing - and that was so cute with the two of them in the car, listening to Hunter's CD, calling eachother "Babe" and eating hot dogs...

9. THe whole intro and how Michael got Jim to say he had nothing else to do that night was ingenius, although I didn't notice it at first.


It was a good episode, but I'm not satisfied and can't wait til next week's episode!! I think after so long of making us ache for Jim and Pam to get together, they're now gonna pain us with Dwight and Angela being apart, which, granted, isn't as bad, but you still feel bad for Dwight....Angela is just too mean all the time for me to pity her too much.

Anyway, I gotta go - but thanks to all the bloggers who made Dunder Day awesome! Please send me pictures, Mrs. Shrute!

~iheartbigtuna~

TOMORROW!!!

TOMORROW! HOLY CRAP! THE BEST DAY EVER IS HERE! DUNDER DAY!

iheartbigtuna took the personality quiz on nbc.com

Guess who I am......Pam! How sweet but boring....

Anyway...

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Our shirts have arrived!! Just holding it has made me so excited!!

I'm gonna try it on right now, give me a minute...

*elevator music - "Your call is very important to us" - more elevator music*

Ok, im back!! I'm wearing the shirt and it's AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*squeals with glee*

Yayyyyyyyy! Dunder Day is gonna be freakin' awesome!! I can't wait for Thursday!!!

:)

~iheartbigtuna~

I Just Thought This Was Really Cute =)

I'VE DONE IT! I'VE FOUND THE GREATEST JOHN KRASINSKI INTERVIEW OF ALL TIME!

Recently, Conan O'Brian had John Krasinski on the show and it was AWESOME!!! I've never ever ever ever seen him funnier. Here's the links (there's two parts):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nynlwk96My8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQSmq24jyoM&feature=related

Really, I don't think I've ever laughed so hard during one of JKras's interviews. It was literally out loud. It made me fall even more in love with John than I already was. I LOVED this and I hope you do too.

KKras

Are We Ever Going to Hear the End of this Basketball Game Between John Krasinski and George Clooney? Probally not...

Watch this! John is adorable, and George is just weird with his quotation marks:

http://movies.aol.com/unscripted/george-clooney-john-krasinski/leatherheads/2094183

Also, the mention THE OFFICE!!!

iheartbigtuna is prepared for Dunder Day!!

I've spent all afternoon making all of u special suprises for Dunder Day instead of doing my work, so u all better like them or else....I used paint-o-shop to make them...no this is not a real program, but my brother made it up...since I don't have photoshop at home, I had to use paint, thus the terminology "paint-o-shop" was born....Dunder Day is gonna be awesome!!! :) I can't wait! I'm totally pysched!!

~iheartbigtuna~

ONE WEEK!

Oh gee, I wonder what this post is about.

ONE WEEK!

THE CREATION OF: DUNDER DAY!!

A new holiday has been created known as: DUNDER DAY! To celebrate the return of The Office, April 10th has been officially declared by the members of BBBG as Dunder Day!! Do everything related to The Office! Dress up as the character that you look like (KKras = Angela, iheartbigtuna = Kelly, Mrs. Schrute = Pam, thatswhatshesaid = ?), send cards that relate to this great show (Hallmark makes wonderful talking Office cards!!), eat tuna (Jim did on his first day in Stanford), make practical jokes (Jim), play a bright green flute (Dwight), grow a sixth toe (Creed), get hit by a car and get rabies (Meredith), answer phones (Pam), be hated by everyone (Karen), join the Party Planning Committee because everyone now knows you're gay (Oscar), have cats (Angela), punch a hole in the wall (Andy), get married to Bob Vance (Phyllis), be sassy and do crosswords (Stanley), move up in the Cooperate world (Ryan), be just plain annoying (Kelly), and stick a letter opener through your skull (Toby). So, you should have a busy, fun-filled day!

It's almost 1 week everyone! Prepare to have the greatest Dunder Day ever....and so far, the only one that has probably occurred in existence!!

What the Episode is About!!!!!!

OOOOHHH MY GOSH!!! I JUST FOUND THIS ON NBC.COM!!! IT'S AMAZING!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!

GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER - Pam and Jim find they have run out of excuses and are forced to go to Jan and Michael's house for dinner. When Andy and Angela are also invited to dinner, Dwight's jealousy gets the best of him.

Remember: April 10th!! I already have marked my calender!! Do the rest of you Dunderheads have it marked in big red letters like I do?

Yay! Tons and Tons of Quotes

I think there's probably like 5,000 quotes here. I've been very lazy. There's a really good one from Dwight somewhere in there...

"Michael's birthday. It's pretty fun to watch. He gets really excited, eats a lot of cake, runs around, has a sugar crash in the afternoon, falls asleep, and that's when we get our work done."
-Jim

"They say you should take two steps forward and one step back. That's what I did in the last week. Except I took an extra step back. Then I kind of moved to the side a little. Life is a square dance. And all the men merely...dancers"
-Andy

"Part of being a boss is recognizing talent- including your own."
-Michael

"So you are Regionoal Manager and Assistant Regional Manager. Andy is your 'Number Two.' I am Secret Assistant Regional Manager."
-Pam, to Michael

"Today is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night...it's everyone's favorite day....These guys in here don't get a lot of trophies. Like Kevin. Who's going to give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts?"
-Michael

"Legend has it that a beet of purest gold sometimes grows in the fields of little boys who work double shifts."
-Dwight

"This is exactly what Michael Moore does...he goes up to people with a camera and he's like, 'Why did you do this?'...It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of Bowling for Columbine, because...I thought it was going to be a bowling movie. Like Kingpin."
-Michael

"We know he died. Flying into the glass doors....I don't think he was being stupid. I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building. To spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song."
-Pam, at an office funeral for a bird

"When I'm playing hoops, all the stress and responsibility of my position melt away. In the zone. It's zen. It's physical....Who am I? I don't know. A basketball machine. What is Dunder-Mifflin? Never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares."
-Michael

"You should be able to sell a lot here. This branch grossed over a million last year. Not that we're all millionaires, of course....I'm probably closest."
-Michael

"There are five stages to grief...and it's my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job."
-Michael

"The Dundies are like a car wreck where you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
-Pam

Wow, could that have been any longer? 10 MORE DAYS TILL "THE OFFICE" COMES BACK!!!

KKras

iheartbigtuna's review of Horton Hears a Who and JKras on Jay Leno

Horton Hears A Who (rated G), Steve Carell is the voice of the Mayor of Whoville

Summary in 2 words: hysterical, adorable

Summary in more than 2 words: Finally, a Dr. Seuss book-into-movie they've done right!! I loathed the people versions of The Grinch and The Cat in the Hat with Jim Carey, they were just so stupid looking, the humor was crude and it just wasn't Dr. Seussy at all!! This movie, however, was great! They managed to follow the storyline correctly while adding in some new strange, quirky characters to modernize and liven it up a bit (such as the oppossum/porcupine/who knows what type of animal she was, Katie who was really cute and only said a few words and was very strange but in an odd way hilarious). They also added little extra bits of info that weren't in the book, but that just further explored Dr. Seuss's world of Whoville. For example, the mayor has 96 daughers (just like in the book) and one son (not in book) and they have this giant revolving table that swivels every couple of minutes so that the Mayor can spend an allotted amount of time with each child every morning. The fact that his only son is emo and doesn't talk until the very end of the movie is also hysterical. As the mayor, Steve Carell was awesome!! Usually you can immediately tell it's him, and to an extent you could, but once you get lost in the movie, you start to forget it's Steve; he's just the Mayor...which means Steve did it right! There is all types of humor in the story, some of it is what I call "Tom and Jerry style" which is basically falling down, or getting hit on the head, but there isn't too much of that that it's annoying and in general the humor isn't forced or stupid, but witty so that older kids and even parents can appreciate it as well as little kids.

I give it 4 and a half stars because it was an amazing movie, but the ending was a little strange....i won't give it away....

U ALL MUST SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JKras on Jay Leno:

He's so funny and amazing! I loved seeing the Dunkin Donuts commercial, he looks so much younger in that and when he squeal-screams, it's amazingly hysterical!!! :) I was dissapointed however that JKras repeated a story (the one about the musical guest who went to go smoke weed right before he was needed onstage when JKras was an intern on some show). Yes, it's a good story, but c'mon JKras - i'm sure you have more material!!! Anyway, that movie, Leatherheads, doesn't look that good to be honest, it just looks really stupid...and i can't picture JKras as a young football player from the early days of football. He just looks so out-of-place. If I wasn't a fan of the Office, maybe I could picture him as that guy, but right now, I just keep asking myself whenever I see a commercial for Leatherheads, "where's Pam?" "where's Jims tie?" "where's Jim's desk?" ect. ect. ect......

All in all, it was an amazing interview, I haven't seen one of JKras in a while....oh, and my mom said that maybe a month ago Rainn Wilson was on Jay Leno! Hopefully we can find in online....

~iheartbigtuna~

OMG!

JKras will be on Jay Leno tomorrow night to promote his new film, Leatherheads, and possibly the Office!! Watch it on NBC @11.30.

ThatsWhatSheSaid

NEVER MIND THAT LAST POST!!!

I just went on nbc.com, and confirmed that new episodes of The Office will begin April 10th!!! Not any other date. I promise.

Mrs. Schrute<3

Mrs. Schrute Goes Insane

Oh my dear lord. I'm driving myself crazy!! I finally looked at a calendar, for once, and counted three weeks from the day I saw the commercial about The Office coming back in three weeks. That date was April 3rd!! Not the 10th!! Can someone please check this, just to make sure?? I'm making myself sick, because I'm so mixed up!! When is our beloved television program coming back!?!?

Mrs. Schrute<3

Horton Hears a Who

I'm actually going to see Horton Hears a Who later today - which is great b/c yesterday I went to the mall and got a Horton Hears a Who T-shirt!! It says: "A Person's a Person, No Matter How Small" and me, being 4'11", decided that it was a must buy shirt! :)

I'm going to wear it to the movies...why not?! :)

Anyway I'll be sure to critique Steve Carell's voice acting in the movie and report back to u all!

ttyl

~iheartbigtuna~

3 WEEKS!!

3 WEEKS!!! ONLY THREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES!!!

Any thoughts, feelings, emotions? Please comment.

Mrs. Schrute<3

(This post originally said 2 weeks, but last night I saw a commercial for The Office, and the confirmed it to be three weeks.)

Movies

The Office Cast Appearances in Upcoming Movies:

Leatherheads- John Krasinski

Get Smart- Steve Carrell

Horton Hears a Who- (voice of) Steve Carrell

GO SEE THESE MOVIES!!

Mrs. Schrute <3

New Quote

This one's a cute Jim quote. Yay!

"Michael's birthday. It's pretty fun to watch. He gets really excited, eats a lot of cake, runs around, has a sugar crash in the afternoon, falls asleep, and that's when we get our work done."
-Jim

KKras

PS Yay G-O! Can't wait :)

Yay! Really Good Quote!

Hello there, and Happy Saint Paddy's Day and may the lock o' the Irish be with ya all on this fine dey. (That's me trying to insert an Irish brogue into my typing.)
aNyWaY...

I've been very pleased with the past few quotes and this one is no different.

"People here get so caught up in the office politics. You would not believe the things I hear. "Hi, how are you? How was your weekend? I'm sorry about your grandmother. I'm sure she's in a better place." Nobody knows what place she's going to. You can't know that. I'm not going to ask people about their dead grandmothers just to get ahead."
-Angela

Yay Angela and St. Patrick's Day. Oh that just reminded me of the shamrock keychain that Oscar got for Creed for the Secret Santa in "Christmas Party" because he didn't really know much about him, besides the fact that he's Irish. HaHa

KKras

2 Quotes and A Full Recovery From My Incident

"About forty times a year, Michael gets really sick but has no symptoms. Dwight always gets gravely concerned."
-Pam

"Yes, today is my b-day. People seem to go crazy for it. I don't know why. It's on the first day of spring- give or take a week- which is cool. Plus, fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria, so I have the perfect ice-breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher."
-Michael

I am also happy to post that the disturbing image that I described to you a few days ago no longer burns a hole in my brain when I'm trying to sleep at night. In fact, I had a weird dream last night that didn't involve the aforementioned image. It actually involved Mary J. Blige coming to my house with a mini version of herself by her side to tell me that she's my biggest fan. I said, "Thank you, Mary J. Blige, but what did I do?" and she said "Just being yourself." Then she and the mini Mary came and hugged me while a man that drove a book-mobile was trying to sell my parents insurance for something. Yikes, based on that dream, I think I may be coming down with something.

KKras

Another Day, Another Quote

I'm still trying to calm myself down from the event that occurred in my previous post, and this quote is really helping. I love this one. It's so funny and it totally captures the essence of Dwight. Yay! I used essence in a sentence!

"We all received this memo at the beginning of the year listing things that are not allowed in this office. 'Nunchucks. Swords. Throwing stars. Spud guns. Spuds that are not for eating....Unlocked tasers....'"
-Dwight

You totally know this memo was directed at him, but he doesn't even realize it. Wow, Dwight is amazing.

KKras :)

A WARNING TO BLOGGERS EVERYWHERE!!!

Hey everyone, it's (a deeply disturbed) KKras. You will probably laugh at me for this, but please take caution and don't ever let it happen to you. Please....

So I was looking to see if anyone had commented on my most recent post when I wondered to myself, "hmm, I wonder how many people (besides the four authors) actually read this blog." And then I decided that I would take the time to look at other people's blogs. I know how hard we work on ours and how much I want others to appreciate it, so I thought that I would look at other people's because they may feel the same way. So I clicked that link on the skinny top line on top of the webpage that says "Next Blog." (I was also wondering how long it would take to get back to our blog.) I go through the first few and see one of a cute family on their trip to Hawaii, one written entirely in Spanish about Elvis, one about some goth guy, one about a man and his new baby (that didn't really look like him. Seriously, a paternity test would be highly recommended), another Spanish one, one in German or something like it, and finally, the one that is causing me great trauma and grief. I clicked the "Next Blog" button again, only to come upon the most disturbing image I have ever seen in my entire life. I'm going to put it this way: it was a photograph of a man's unspeakables, and imagine it super ugly, like in a gory horror movie kind of way, and then multiply that image by ten. At first, I didn't realize what it was, but upon a closer look, I found out that it was, in fact, a...well, you know. Now I know how Phyllis felt when she got flashed. It's a horrible feeling that she and I now share. It was horrendous-(spell check?) I almost threw up and I had to take a shower after seeing it, that's how unclean I felt after just the mere sight of it. It's not like I've never seen one before, it's just that I haven't seen one that ugly. It was really something out of a horror movie. Or worse. Put it this way, I wouldn't wish for my worst enemy to have to see what I just saw.
Curiosity really killed the cat. (Except I hate cats so I'm gonna change it to curiosity killed the monkey because I like monkeys and was born in the Chinese year of the monkey.)
So promise me you will never ever under any circumstances go exploring on blogspot. It could mean the end of your innocence and lead you to live a disturbed and traumatized life that I have now been damned to live. Seriously, don't be like yeah, KKras, I won't look, but then secretly go looking for it later because even though you know it's terribly gross, you can't help but want to see it for yourself. I know, I would have been the same way, but trust me. You are better off without this image plastered on your brain as you try to fall asleep. So, even though it's tempting not to, just stay on this blog page.

KKras

Several Good Quotes

"I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair."
Angela, about Dwight

"I thought about playing in the NHL, but you're on the road so much, you have no time to spend with your wife and kids. And I really want a wife and kids."
Michael

"So tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire?"
Michael, to Kelly's father
Opportunity for Bonus Points: What is that Hindu practice called when a woman throws herself on the flames with her husband when his dead body is being burned? (I don't know what the bonus points go towards, but you just get 'em."

"Do you think you could be our cheerleader today? Maybe lose the sweater, make a halter top out of that- something youthful, just this once?"
Michael, to Pam

"He's forty-one years old, he's losing his hair, his cell phone ring is 'Mambo Number Five.'"
Jim, about Michael

KKras

Announcment!!

The Office begins April 3rd!! Not April 10th!! For all of you who were unaware, inaware, underwear, kitchen ware...what have you.

Mrs. Schrute<3

Yes, this has to do with The Office

Hola Everyone! I just wanted to say congratulations to Amy Adams on her outstanding performance on SNL last night! For anyone who doesn't know, Amy Adams played the "Hot Girl" in season 1 of The Office, and she was asked out by Dwight, and she turned him down.

Thatswhatshesaid: They did a skit of Project Runway, you need to go on nbc.com and watch it. I died of laughter!!

That's all for now. It's almost a month, everyone, until the greatest day of our lives!

Mrs. Shrute <3

Double Pam Quotage?! Alright!

Hey Dunderheads, the countdown has begun until the first new episode since the writers' strike airs! 28 days! Noice! And, I'm especially happy because we have two Pam quotes for today, what a wonderful treat!

"It's weird. Jan used to treat Michael like he was ten years old. But lately it's like he was five."
-Pam

"Took us a long time to solve that dilemma. I suggested we flip a coin but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her."
-Pam

Yay Pam! (And PB & J)
KKras

Sorry for Being Lazy (Again, I Know)

Quotes:

"Okay. This is Times Square, named for the good times you have. In it....So this is the heart of New York City....When most people come to New York they go to the Empire State Building. But that's so touristy. I come here."
-Michael

"We can't overestimate the vaue of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny e-mails, but real business is done on paper."
-Michael

"Football is like rock 'n' roll; but basketball? Basketball is jazz. It's in the pocket, its on the offbeat, it's like what's-his-name, that guy, that jazz guy...if you knew jazz you'd know what I'm talking about...Kenny G! Yes, I knew I'd remember. Jazz people know who he is."
-Michael

"Why tip someone for a job that I'm capable of doing myself?...I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist because I am not able to pulverise my own kidney stones."
-Dwight

And, perhaps my favorite in a long time,

"Retaliation. Tit for tit."
-Dwight

KKras

No Way!!!

You'll never guess who is in the new issue of Vanity Fair... It's JENNA FISCHER!!! You can see her, mocking Lindsay Lohan, and all our other favorite female comedians, such as Tiny Fey and the other SNL ladies. You must see Sarah Silverman mocking Amy Winehouse.. It's pure genius.

ThatsWhatSheSaid

Sorry!

My deepest and sincerest apology! I've been so busy with school and work that BBBG has been on the backburner of my mind. To make it up to you guys, I have an easy trivia question today.

What color was Dwight's pee the time he got tested when he applied to be a Sheriff's Deputy Volunteer? Hopefully I'll remember to check your answers and post it.

To iheartbigtuna, I think the best song played on the Office is Kevin singing "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morrisette. It's simply amazing.

ThatsWhatSheSaid

Everyone Answer My Poll!! (please)

Just a reminder to answer my poll. If there is an important song I'm forgetting, post it in a new post and tell me b/c I'm havin brain freeze right now as to other Office songs and am definately forgetting some good ones....

~iheartbigtuna~

about the new link iheartbigtuna just added

Helloo everybody, long time no see...hopefully this new link will make it up to you. Now I know its not really from The Office directly, but just take out the words "we didn't start" and replace them with "Ryan started" and then it's Office related - enjoy!

*sings "Ryan started the fiyah! It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'! Ryan started the fi-yah...."singing fades*

:)

Rainbow Quote...Gay Pride? Yay Oscar!

I'm doing this in a different color today. I'm sick of plain black writing all the time. In the spirit of the song, "Grace Kelly" by Mika (thanks, Lee), I will use a plethora of colors.

"Studies have shown that todat's woman...is at a crossroads....You've come a long way, baby. But I want things to stay within reason. Because in Albany they ended up turning a break room into a lactation room."
-Michael

Can anyone remind me what context this quote came from? Normally, I can remember the episode in which it was said and the whole scene surrounding it, but I'm absolutely stumped with this one.

KKras

Oh yeah, there's like 10 quotes below for those of you who haven't checked recently.

Wowey Zowey! 10 Quotes!

Hey just a reminder to check the post before this regarding Rainn Wilson's privates...

Now on to quotes!

"Can I have everyone's attention, please? I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff in the bathroom about Michael. Having a bathroom is a privelege. It's a ladies' room. And if you can't act like ladies, then maybe you won't have a bathroom."
-Dwight

"I didn't go to formal business school, that is true. But in a way, I went to the best business school of all: Tony Robbins's Three-Day Personal Power seminar. Did you know, Tony Robbins's watch costs more than I make in a year?"
-Michael

"The people I respect- heroes of mine would be Bob Hope, um Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono, and probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all thouse people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable."
-Michael

"If I changed the life of one person...just one person...well, okay, one is aiming pretty low. Let's say I change the lives of five thousand people...ten thousand...okay, five thousand, I'd be satisfied for starts...."
-Michael

"Pizza. The great equalizer. Everybody likes pizza. Poor people like pizza, rich people like pizza. White people like pizza, black people like pizza....Do black people like pizza?"
-Michael

"Toby is in H.R., which means he technically works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's not really part of his family."
-Michael

"There are several ways you can tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid eye contact. The liar will cover part of the face with his or her hand, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately, I spoke to Oscar over the phone, so none of that is useful."
-Dwight

"My proudest moment here...was a young Guatemalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke English. Came to me and said, 'Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?' Wow, wow, wow....Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go, he sucked."
-Michael

"I've been Michael's number two guy for about five years. We make a great team. Michael is like Mozart. And I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael's like Mozart. You try to hurt Mozart and you're going to get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."
-Dwight

"Should I have reported Oscar's malfeasance? Probably. But now I know something he doesn't want me to know...and I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage. Otherwise, it's just malfeasance for malfeasance's sake."
-Dwight

So anyway, I guess it's time for me to go scour the internet for Office-related videos again.

KKras

Rainn Wilson's Privates...Not So Private?

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20178888,00.html

Um, there are no words. Seriously. Mrs. Schrute, he's all yours.

KKras

Just Another Reason Why We Love Him...

Please view with caution.

http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20170384_20179462,00.html

ThatsWhatSheSaid

Holy Crap I Have So Much News!

Hey Dunderheads, I have big news and I saved the best one for last...
PS Dwight and Holiday?! Puh-lease!

1. Angela Kinsey is in fact, having a girl! :) Congrats!
2. "Leatherheads" is coming out in the spring. (John Krasinski is in it and I'm totally planning to buy one ticket opening day and just staying in the theater until the last showing so I will end up watching it a total of like 5 times on opening day and then repeating that pattern for every Saturday that it is in theaters if anyone cares to join me.)
3. The episode that was written before the strike but wasn't filmed yet is about Michael having a dinner party with only a few of the people from the office. This came straight from Jenna F's mouth at the SAG awards, so whether this is going to be filmed or not, that is what she said.

So yeah...

KKras

Rainn Wilson and his wife Holiday.

Yea, I don't think so.

Mrs. Schrute<3

IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!

VERY IMPORTANT: The URL name will be changing as of tomorrow, Monday February 11th to www.theofficebbbg.blogspot.com. I'm basically doing this because I'm tired of typing in that long name (and triple is spelled wrong, lol). I could just put it in my favorites, but I decide not to. So keep in mind this will be changing!!!!
Mrs. Schrute<3

National Holiday

Happy National "That's What She Said" Day!! How appropriate for me to be saying this!

ThatsWhatSheSaid =] .. It's basically my birthday!

APRIL 10TH!!

APRIL 10TH!!! MARK YOUR CALENDARS, THE OFFICE IS COMING BACK! APRIL 10TH IS THE OFFICIAL DATE FOR THE NEW FIRST POST-STRIKE EPISODE. THE CAST IS GOING TO SHOOT 6 NEW EPISODES. SO THATS 6 WEEKS OF AMAZINGNESS AND PURE HAPPINESS.

APRIL 10TH!

ThatsWhatSheSaid

Happy Valentine's Day!

Wow, KKras, that's really interesting. I had no idea there was a limit on the amount of letters in the title. That just blows my mind.

I just want to wish everyone a happy valentine's day!

PB & J forever! <3
Angela & Dwight <3
Angela & OHHH D! <3
Kelly & Ryan? <3 ... I haven't made up my mind about them yet.

Any other interesting Office Romances? Loves It!

ThatsWhatSheSaid

Happy VDay and KKras With Another Quote and A Reminder to Check Earlier Posts (cough Mrs. Schrute and iheartbigtuna)...Wow This Is A Really Long Title

Did you know that there is a limit on the number of letters in your title? Fascinating stuff, huh?
This quote is perfect for today, as it is Valentine's Day, for those of you who are clueless.

"I actually like Valentine's Day in this office....It's kind of like grade school- people hand out little presents and stuff. Like, last year Jim gave me a card that had Dwight's head on it- it was horrifying and funny."

-Pam

KKras

PS...JKras sent me a Valentine :) Jealous, much?

Shameless Plug

So, did anyone else catch Angela Kinsey on "Free Radio?" There's this really stupid show on VH1, which is supposed to be like a Howard Stern radio kind of show, but it supposed to be funny and sarcastic, but it's actually just annoying. Well Angela Kinsey was on there, where this guy, im guessing the "host" of the radio, was like bashing on "The Office," right in front of poor Angela! Now, I have no clue if this is all scripted or rehersed, but this guy went on saying how our favorite show made no sense, and how the camera angles were stupid. You basically just have to see it for youself. I congradulate Angela Kinsey on sticking through the interview, and not just walking out, as I would have done.

ThatsWhatSheSaid

The answer to the questions from yesterday will be posted, once more people decide that their valuble time is worth taking the two seconds it takes to answer my amazing trivia questions. Hah!

KKras Next Quote

"Women are like wolves, you have to trap it....Then, to keep it happy, you have to tame it. Feed it, care for it. Lovingly. The way an animal deserves...and my animal deserves a lot of loving."
-Dwight

KKras

PS Remember to scroll down to see the awesome news and like 10 quotes I recently posted.

KKras Is Loving Life Right Now

Hey good news:

"Comedies will be able to return to air the quickest with new episodes, in as soon as four to six weeks. NBC's "The Office," for one, had one script ready before the cast walked out at the start of the strike. The show hopes to have five to 10 episodes starting in April or May.Also on NBC, there is a demand for the same amount of new episodes of "30 Rock" especially in the wake of its success at the Golden Globes."

I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KKras

P.S. to those of you that care (like me), Saturday Night Live is expected to return Feb. 23

Two for One Deal

Today, because I was slacking yesterday, there will be two trivia questions. First of all, the answer to yesterday's question is : brain food. Sorry, it wasn't a really good question. My brain hurt.

Today's first question is: How did Michael discover improv?

Today's second question is : Where did the missing $3000 go?

[ThatsWhatSheSaid]

Quotes Galore

Okay, okay, cool your guns, ThatsWhatSheSaid... I'm sorry I've been so slackerish about posting the quotes. I was just in a sort of depression, one may say, but now that the strike is over, I will be more diligent about posting. I'm sorry.

"What do we know about this bird? You might think, not much... but we do know some things. We know it was a local bird. Maybe it's the same bird that surprised Oscar that one morning with a special present from above."
-Michael, at an office funeral for a bird

"I'm a provider for my workers, i.e., family. I give them mone... I give them food- not directly, mostly through money. And I heal them. I'm in charge of picking a great new health care plan... Does that make me their doctor? In a way. Like a specialist."
-Michael

"If I left, what would I do with all this useless information in my head, you know? Tonnage price of manila folders, Pam's favorite flavor of yogurt, which is mixed berry."
-Jim

"'Hug it out, bitch.'...That is what men say to each other after a fight....Not a good idea to say to a woman however, I have found. It doesn't translate."
-Michael, embracing Dwight

"Pam and I are buddies....I'm kind of her go-to guy when she's having problems...with work, or her fiancee, ... or, well, those are pretty much her two problems."
-Jim

"That is offensive. Indians do not eat monkey brains....And if they do, sign me up. Because I am sure that they are very tasty and nutritional."
-Michael

"It's a real shame...but studies show that employees get more information about their company from water-cooler gossip than from official memos. This puts me at a disadvantage because: I bring my own water to work."
-Dwight

"I love ladies. Always have. You know what my favorite part of a woman's body is? The brains. Because a woman is not beautiful unless she is smart. Also, the brains are what tell the heart to do freaky, nasty stuff in bed."
-Michael

"Movie Monday started with training videos, but we went through those pretty fast. Then we watched a medical video. Since then, it's been half-hour installments of various movies, with the exception of an episode of Entourage, which Michael made us watch six times."
-Pam

And finally, today's...
"Jan is...professional, which is a metaphor for cold. We make a good team, like Lenny and Squiggy. Except I'm like Lenny and Squiggy, and she's like a stone."
-Michael

KKras

It's Over! Kind Of?

Read this. http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20168763_20177257,00.html

[ThatsWhatSheSaid]

At Last, Someone Answers My Question

Hooray! The writer's strike is almost over? I'm hearing much speculation that the writer's strike is coming to close and our beloved show may be coming back soon! Yay!

The answer to yesterday's question is : Toby! Awww...poor Toby. I don't know why Michael hates you so much. Toby = Amazing!

Today's question is : According to Michael, Cup-o-noodles are __________. As always, I will not disappoint you. Answer and new question tomorrow!

[ThatsWhatSheSaid]

post scriptum: Where in the world are KKras' daily quotes? You're slacking here!

Sorry ... Here's the Answer

The answer to yesterday's question is : pizza! Michael is probably 100% right on that one.

Today's question is : According to Michael, what is "everything that is wrong with the paper business"? Answer question, another answer tomorrow.

[ThatsWhatSheSaid]

Writers Strike Coming To A Possible End

I have learned from a source that the writers strike is 99% over. This means our favorite show, The Office, will be coming back soon! Cross your fingers! The Directors Guild of America has already made a deal. This means that for the Office directors they get a 12% increase in daily rate and increase in guaranteed number of days to 7 days. Results in show rate increase from
$9,009 to $11,760. Whatever that means!

[ThatsWhatSheSaid]

p.s. are you liking my new signature? or you guys want the all caps back?

Another Trivia Question

Sorry guys, nothing interesting has been going on with my life lately. The answer to yesterday's quesiton is Dwight. Hmm...I don't know why some people had trouble with that?

Today's question is: According to Micheal, what is "The Great Equalizer?" Another day, another question, another answer. [THATSWHATSHESAID]

Did I Stump You?

Did I, THATSWHATSHESAID, officially stump you guys on my last question? What phrase does Michael think is lame? *drumroll* please....DON'T GO THERE!

Today's question is : Who hates it when women want him to drive them to church the next morning? I think this one is relatively easy because of I stumped all of you yesterday. Good luck!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Another Day, Another Day

First of all that was one amazing game last night. GO GIANTS!

Thank you zabe for answering my latest question, everyone else is slacking and obviously does not give much consideration for my amazing trivia questions. The answer to yesterday's question is ... but he doesn't work here!

Today's question is: According to Michael, which phrase is lame?

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Pure Excitement

Currently, I am screaming at my TV. Another fact to prove that I need anger management.

To iheartbigtuna, I'm not getting the whole mix between JKras, Shia LaBeouf, and Squidward. While I love the Giants, I'm drooling over Tom Brady.

GO GIANTS!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

iheartbigtuna has an odd comment

I'm watching the Super Bowl right now, and I just noticed something...Doesn't Eli Manning look a little like a mix between Jim Halpert, Shia LeBufe (spelling?) and Squidward??? I'm hoping it's not just me....

Oh, and sorry THATSWHATSHESAID about not answering your trivia questions. Grrrrrrrr, the answer to your last one is on the tip of my tongue...*braintwitches* ...Michael said it because he wanted to have a day off for himself or something, or was it a party??? Was it the Diwali episode??? No, I don't think so. It wasn't the main plot of the show if I remember correctly, he was just venting about something to the camera...grrr, sorry, I really can't remember....now I need the answer!!!

Go Giants!!

Writer's Strinke Thing

I'm not sure if anyone realized, but I put a thingy at the bottom of this webpage for news about the writer's strike progress. It had news everyday about what's going on. I didn't take the time to read everything it said today, but they're still working out an agreement. So, yea.
Mrs. Schrute<3

Anger Management...

I, like Andy, need anger management. I am so frustrated at my computer because it decided to screw me over and not let the wireless internet connection work. So that is why I haven't been posting the past few days, and I am deeply sorry and I do apologize for my three-day absense. I have tried to steal some wireless internet connection off of my neighbors, but I decided against it because I'm pretty sure it's illegal.

On the other hand, I have decided to screw you guys over! This is because, no one bothered to take the one minute it takes, to answer my last trivia question. Shame on you! Now no one gets to know how many strips of bacon Michael likes!

Today's question is (which everyone better answer) to finish this quote: "I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King...__________" Answer tomorrow. That is if i get my internet connection working. Hmm...are you confused? Haha I'm posting at a friends' house.

And to iheartbigtuna, I have read most of the previous posts. And I must say, they do excel in amazingness. I hope my posts can earn myself a good reputation on BBBG.

One last thing to this extensive post, GO GIANTS!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Giant Fan of the Giants

I would just like to take this opportunity to say:

GO GIANTS!!

Mrs. Schrute<3

Hello Dunderheads

Howdy! Man, is it raining right now!!!

Anyway, yeah, THATSWHATSHESAID, I noticed that the font is fickle too...

Sooooo, KKras, I watched those videos u told me to watch on Youtube. Buhlud was great but The Phone Call was kinda stupid.

Anyway squared, that Foo Fighters video was really strange.

This post is really random.

Wow.

Bye.

~iheartbigtuna~

PS. THATSWHATSHESAID, you should definately make sure to look at all of our previous posts b/c there are some pretty awesome ones!! :)

Yeah...

Haha, I chuckled at your latest post Mrs. Shrute. I refuse, I repeat REFUSE, to watch that new show. Even if my life dependended on it, I would not watch it. The Office Pride!!!

The answer to yesterday's question: What is the cash value of a Shrutebuck? is....1/100th of a cent!! It's okay, I know you all went back and watched the episode to get the answer. But that is loyal dedication, and I like that.

Today's question is: How many strips of bacon does Michael like? Answer tomorrow!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Very Anti-Karen at this Point/Cool Links!

Hello everyone. At this point I amd extremely anti-Karen. She does not support the writer's strike at all, and has now ditched the wonderful cast to be on Unhitched. Unless your mother's life is at stake DO NOT WATCH THAT SHOW!! If it's your life at steak, it probally dosen't matter. Unless you are a mother.....?
I know we are going anti-Karen, but here is a link of the Foo Fighter's music video for Long Road to Ruin (Thanks KKras!), staring Rashida Jones. <
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68qqyM-_K4w
Also, I would like everyone to know that dudnermifflininfinity.com does indeed exist! Just click on that link! What happens is, you get to join your own branch in your area! To all BBBG members, there is no branch in our town. Unless we can start our own, I'm not sure. So join a branch in your area, and start selling paper! I actually joined a while ago, but got fired because I never went.
Good-bye!
Mrs. Schrute<3

Next Quote

"I am Irish, English, German, and Scottish...a virtual United Nations. I am also part Native American... Not any one tribe, specifically. Just roamed the land."
-Michael

Although this was a good quote, I don't think I'm alone in saying that I would like to see more of a variety in the people giving the quotes. You know, Creed has some good ones. I'd like to hear from him once in a while. This day-by-day quote calendar is being discriminatory (is that a word?) against everyone that isn't the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Northeast.

KKras

No More Creative Title Names...

Here's an explanation to answer yesterday's question:

In a deleted scene from the episode "The Carpet," Dwight tells a joke he heard from Mose: "What is black and white and red and can't think? A nun who has a beet for a head." Dwight tells this to a customer or potential customer on the phone after Michael advises him to add a joke now and then to lighten up his sales pitch. The person on the other end apparently gets offended, and Dwight says, "Im Catholic too."

Today's Question is : What is the cash value of a Shrutebuck? Answer tomorrow!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Another boring quote

"I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go. Because then I might...It's just, I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist."

-Pam

Aww, poor Pammie, (oh wait we're not allowed to call her Pammie).

KKras

Random Stuff

This is pretty amazing. http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page. Also known as Dunderpedia. It's basically Wikipedia for "The Office." Anything and everything you want to know about this amazing show.

And please tell me you've seen these! It's the Office Webisodes also known as The Office: Accountants. It follows Angela, Kevin, and Oscar on their search for missing money. These Webisodes also won an award of some sort (sorry, I forgot which one). Unfortunately, these Webisodes are fairly short, but are still filled with funny lines and etc. Cameo by Rainn Wilson too!! Be sure to watch all 10 of these Webisodes, you'll need them to fulfill that empty space in your heart while you're missing "The Office."

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Getting Better!

Yes! Every one is getting much better with answering my trivia question! Although it seems that maybe my questions are too easy!

The answer to yesterday's question is *drumroll* .... DIAPERS! Congrats!

Today's Question is : What is black and white and red and can't think? Answer tomorrow!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

KKras

As THATSWHATSHESAID has so kindly pointed out, I have been neglectful and lazy about posting my quotes so today there's like three or four...


I may have posted this one before, but, oh well...
"It's okay here, but people sometimes take advantage, because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends and you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules."
-Dwight

"Today is spring cleaning here...and yes, I know that it's January- I'm not an idiot...But if you do your spring cleaning in January, guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything."
-Michael

"All salesmen are selling one thing...happiness. Look at TV ads now. A guy in a tuxedo breakdancing in a park and four hot girls jumping in a puddle, and what are they selling? Could be coffee, could be typewriters. It's a lifestyle. The happiness lifestyle."
-Michael

"Come on! Six million dollar man. Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan, I deserve a raise."
-Michael

"Diversity Day...yeah, I'd like to see us erase a hundred years of racism in one hour."
-Michael

And I love that South Park meets The Office picture you found, THATSWHATSHESAID
KKras