Stanley Finally Cracks, Dwight buys Andy's Car for "next to nothing", and Pam wears glasses...

This Thursday's episode rocked!!!!! I thought it was even funnier than last weeks, either the episodes are getting better and better or I'm getting more and more used to the Office-type of humor again. What was great about this episode, was that my family kept leaving the room as we were watching it so whenever someone came back we had to rewind to where they left off: what was great about this was that it was 10x funnier the second time, or even third time around...

My favorite parts:

1.) When Phyllis is trying to tell Michael her idea, but she can't say it fast enough b/c she's excited and then she doesn't even remember what they wrote in the cement.

2.) When Pam has to translate what Kelly is trying to explain to Michael about the celebrity hand prints in wet cement.

2.) When Michael puts his face in the wet cement and says that he'll tell his kids, "Your daddy made that face hole."

3.) When Michael sees Pams glasses and tells her she's so ugly he can't even hear her. Also when he says that they have to re-energize and people aren't taking it seriously: "Pam has just given up."

4.) I kinda forgot the exact quote but:
Andy: "How about we make new voicemail messages that have more pep."

Jim: "Or what if we made even newer voicemail messages with even more pep."

5.) When Michael asks Daryll if he was ever in a gang and he totally makes up crap as to what to do when one of your own disses you - "fluffy fingers"

6.) When Dwight convinces Andy to sell him his car for "next to nothing" by pressuring him and counting down from 5. It's great when he shows Michael how he can't let Ryan deal with Stanley because then he'll be "zig-zagged" and that would make him look weak, but if they go to the emergency plan where Dwight has total control over everyone then he can fix it. He tries the same pychological trick on Michael but it doesn't work.

7.) When Jim pretends to propose to Pam in the board meeting.

8.) Kevin: "Pam, I really like your glasses"
Pam: "Thanks"
Kevin: "Like, all the girlfriends I've ever had have worn glasses"
Pam: "um, okay..."
Kevin: "It really turns me on, like librarians-"
Pam: "I should really get back to-"
Kevin: "Could you just say, "These are due back Thursday."
Pam: "NO"

9.) When Kevin is explaining the situation between Michael and Stanley. "Stanley's in one corner and he's mad, and then, Michael's in the other corner and he's mad too...so that's basically it."

10.) When Phyllis pipes up at the next meeting and Michael says everybody out except Phyllis.

It was great, but to be honest, it was actually kind of frightening when Michael and Stanley were arguing and Stanley was insulting Michael, it was really scary.

I was also really pissed at Toby and Ryan for being asses and giving Jim a "warning" I feel bad for Jim and hope that nothing happens b/c that would just screw up everything, and Toby knows it.

All in all, it was an amazing episode! :)

~iheartbigtuna~