KKras is Crying on the Inside

Tear*Sniff

I was so disappointed to hear this horrible news. My heart is breaking as we speak. I am praying that there still could be other seasons. I think my life may end if I don't find out what is going to happen between Angela and Dwight (OH bIG news about Angela, which I will say later.) I may die if I don't get to find out if Jim and Pam get married (or Kevin and his fiancee, for that matter) or if I never get to hear of any more of Creed's antics or if things are okay between Jan and Michael. I don't think I can take it. My hands are shaking as I type this. It can't be the end- it just can't.

Anyway, on a more positive note, if there can possibly be one after news like this...Angela is having a baby! (In real life.) Apparently she and her husband are expecting their new baby (sex unknown) in May!! She had written about this on her blog on Myspace. Yay for baby Kinsey!!!!!!!!

Tear Tear. I think I'm going to cry in my pillow for the next few days.

KKras

SUPRISE! from Steve Carell

Hello Everyone! Mrs. Schrute here! I lied, I do have access to a computer here in Florida. Not to rub it in, but it's lovley here.
Iheartbigtuna, I laughed so hard when I read your post!!! I loved that episode!! That was the first one ever right?? I've always wanted to try putting a sapler in jello!!
I too, have a funny office experience. Not as funny as the stapler in jello, but oh well. So, my family and I were on the plane comming over to Florida, and as some of you may know, the airline usually provides you with some reading matteral such as in-fliht magazines. So my father was looking through one, and saw an advertisement with Steve Carell! So he ripped out his face and stuck it on my mother's purse (for some reason her purse has a little picture frame charm on it, so he stuck it in there). When she came back from the bathroom, I guess that's where she was, she thought that was sort of odd. When we finally landed in Florida, my mother asked me to hold her purse for her, and she purposly handed it to me, so I would see the lovley Michael Scott. I freaked out right there in the airport. So for the next few days, Michael Scott was at my mother's side...until she eventually got sick of it and took it off.
That's my story. I hope everyone has a wonderful few more days of vacation! Here's to a new year with wonderful Office episodes, and hopefully the end of a writer's strike!
Happy New Year!
Mrs. Schrute <3

iheartbigtuna's Christmas-Office suprise!

Ok, so before xmas I was talking to my cousin about the Office. She watches it too and loves it! So we recalled some funny episodes, like the one where Jim puts Dwight's stapler in jello. Two days after xmas, we had a family xmas party at my house and she came too. However, we were too preoccupied with our little cousins (7 and 5) that we didn't get to talk much about the Office. This morning, my mom found a foreign container in our fridge. At first she thought it was the leftovers one of our aunts brought for the party and left in the fridge, but when she opened it, inside there was....a mini stapler in jello!!!!! It was hysterical and we all laughed for like 20 minutes straight when she showed me and my brother. Today we are having more people over for another Christmas party and some of them are also Office fans so my mom said, "We'll serve this at the party today." I replied, "Is that sanitary?" and she laughed and corrected herself that we won't actually EAT it, we'll just show it to them! But it was a really great suprise, and I have yet to e-mail my cuz to thank her for the treat!

Good Things

Dudes!

How are y'all? I just wanted to tell you that for Christmas, I got an amazing Office "A Quote A Day" calendars. It's awesome. It's very tempting, but I've decided not to look ahead to any dates so that I can have a new surprise every day! If you'd like, at the end of every week, I will record the quotes for each day so that we can share the laughs and joys that the Office has to offer, even though it is not on the air.

Oh, more good things!! I found the official Jenna Fisher/Pam Beesly Myspace page and she writes blogs!!! They're actually really funny and I thought you all would like to know. She also has links to other official Office character myspace pages. Best of all, you don't need to have a myspace to look at them! Here's the link to Pam/Jenna's and then you can find others from there:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27753303

Enjoy and Comment, too! I love to read comments!!!!
KKras

JKRAS VIDS!!!!!!

Hey JKras fans, leave it to me (KKras) to find the most perverted video of JKras. I have three amazing ones for you, but one is a little um... well...it's beyond words. Be careful who sees this update.

1. The Weirdest One of All: I'm not sure under what context this is taking place, but he his um shall we say...having "fun" with himself (more specifically, his privates) in the shower.
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUa9sl5vw70
   
2. One about a car and JKras:
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwHPO2TM2zE
   
3. Conan intern JKras:
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5AXlXclXUw
   

Yay. Think of this as my Christmas present to you.

KKras

iheartbigtuna shares her Office Christmas gifts with you

I can't believe xmas is over already! This year went by soooo fast!! Anyway, I hope "Santa" was good to all of you...

My parents know I'm crazy about the office, and so I got an NBC store bag full of Office-related goodies!! I got three magnets, one being "I love Jim", a "Support the Rabid" livestrong bracelet and The Office Season Three!!!!!! Now, Mrs. Shrute and KKras, I am more than willing to share the DVD with you guys, but I have to watch it first!!!! :)

Well, I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas, or a Happy Hanukka or a Happy Kwanza, and, Mrs. Shrute, have a lovely vacation in Florida while we're all stuck here in the cold....brrrrr....

:)

Mrs. Schrute Takes a Vacation

Hello everyone! I just wanted to let you know I won't be able to post for a while, for I will be on vacation in Florida, and will not have access to a computer. However, while I am at the beach I will absolutley work on some episodes, and post them when I return.
Did everyone get some nice Office-related items for Christmas? I got one of those talking card with Michael explaining the goodness of Christmas.
I hope everyone had a nice holiday, and I will be home soon!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! from Mrs. Schrute <3

iheartbigtuna wishes everybody a happy holiday!!

Merry Christmas Everybody!!!! :)
I really can't believe that tomorrow is xmas eve already!!!

Anyway, I finally watched the Benihana Christmas episode and it was AMAZING!!! I forgot how much I really missed the show since that's the first episode I've seen in weeks!! It was really great. OK, my fav parts were:

1. When Jim tells Dwight that the waitress is asking them how to prepare a goose since Dwight can't hear the conversation.

2.When Michael takes steak from the other guy's plate and says, "It's family style" and Jim says,"It's not." I LOVE the way Jim said that line.

3.When Kevin doesn't know which party to go to...oh, oh, better yet, when Kevin looks at the two posters and Angela takes Pam and Karen's down and then he says, "I didn't see where it was." THAT was great!!

4.When Michael couldn't tell the two waitresses apart and he marks his "date" with a marker on her arm.

5.When Michael tells Jim that he marked his date.

6.It was sad when Jim turned down Pam's CIA - Dwight prank but it was really sweet when at the end he accepted it and they told Dwight the CIA was sending a helicopter to get him and then they said, "Mission has been compromised, destroy phone." and he chucks the phone over the side of the building! :)

The rest of the episode was amazing but I just wasn't into the beginning, it was too crazy to actually happen...ever...I mean I guess Dwight would do something like that, but the goose looked too fake and all the characters seemed just soooooo exagerated in that scene, so I dunno...it just wasn't my favorite.

Anyway, I was really happy to be able to watch an Office Christmas special that I hadn't seen despite the stupid writers' strike. So Merry Christmas Everybody - be sure to get everyone you know Dunder Mifflin golf balls (they actually sell them, look at the link of Mrs. Shrute's latest post).

Mrs. Schrute: Christmas Shopping

Merry Christmas (soon) Everyone! I just wanted to let you all know, and thank you iheartbigtuna for reminding me, NBC.com has wonderful The Office parafanalia gifts for the holidays. They have everything from Season 3 to my personal favorite, the Schrute Farms Beets shirt! They also have Dundie Awards!! Nothing says Happy Holidays to someone you love more than a Dundie Award!!
Below is the link for the greatest shopping experience of your life:
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/index.php?v=nbunbcnowoffall&pagemax=all
Happy Shopping!!

iheartbigtuna realizes a definate sign of this blog's decay

Sorry KKras, but if this blog has come to links of deleted scenes from the Outsiders where Ponyboy showers then I'm afraid we must all sign off from this blog right now and hide under a rock in shame. Sorry, as you can tell I truely despised that movie because it butchered that wonderful book into millions of tiny, microscopic pieces....

Anywho...I was just thinking, isn't it funny how the word "pieces" is spelled with the word "pie" in it...I wonder if it's simply a strange coincidence??

So I DVR-ed the Benihana (spelling?) Christmas episode but with my busy, busy, busy, (did I say BUSY?) weekend I had no time left to watch it. Yes, I know it is my duty to MAKE time for the Office but sadly there wasn't even enough time to make time...if that makes any sense at all.
So I will just have to watch it this coming weekend, which will be much more enjoyable because all the hustle and bustle of holiday prep will be done and over with and I can just lie down on the couch with a jar of Nutella and a spoon and my beloved Office Christmas Special and gain a few pounds...

But until then, I don't think I have any more Office - related to talk/write about and so I should probably just stop typing and go to bed, however I highly doubt that will occur.

I guess I will take the time to mention here that am anticipating the arrival of some extra-special x-mas presents from the NBC store - a "Support the Rabid" livestrong and The Office: Season Three DVD, among others. I can't wait! :)

Also, I will make it clear that I expect KKras and Mrs. Shrute to take advantage of this holiday vacation to fervently write their episodes too end the suspense of our dedicated readers (mainly me)!! JK! Take as much time as you need b/c with all this anticipation, they better be freakin' awesome! (which I'm sure they will be, coming from the 2 biggest Office fanatics I know)

Anywho, I guess it's off to bed for me and so I bid you all "adios" and "ciao" and "farewell" and "sianara" (spelling?) and "bon voyage" and "adeiu" and finally a "Th-Th-That's all folks"!

More Un-Office Related

Hey Outsiders fans!

Yes, I said Outsiders. For all you fans of the life-changing book/movie, The Outsiders, this is the video for you. It is a deleted scene from the movie that you Ponyboy fans are going to love!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyxNnr7vdi0

5 days till the winter solstice!

Adieu

KKras

KKras Again!

Hey everybody,

Do you want to hear the version of my episode with me written into it or with all legitimate characters? It's your call. I don't care either way. Just comment and tell me your opinions. :)

-KKras

Mrs. Shrute- News

Iheartbigtuna, I love the idea of writing our own holiday episode! Though, I agree I am very upset, the Christmas episodes are always very funny.
My episode, titled Save the Penguins, is underway! I can't wait for KKras's, and ihearbigtuna I LOVE yours!! Please write more!
I'm not sure if I posted something about this already, but here it is again. As far as the writer's strike and new episdoes, all twelve have been aired, and there is one script that has not been taped yet. So, yea. I hope this ends soon! Maybe Triple B and a G should start a petition to pay the writers more.
Christmas in 15 Days!! YAY!!

iheartbigtuna's R.T. (Random Thoughts)

Hellooooooooooo, :)

So I'm working on editing my episode and, Mrs. Shrute and KKras, I'm eagerly waiting for your episodes!!! They sound awesome! FYI to readers, I mailed the episode to myself (and didn't open it) so don't get any funny ideas and try to take it b/c I'll attack! Just kidding, no physical harm, don't worry, but seriously, don't mess with me and my ideas...

Anyway, Christmas is in 16 days!!! :)
But yet I'm sad b/c I was really looking forward to an Office x-mas special during the holiday season, but now there won't be one...we should totally write one on our own! :)

Soooo, I guess that's it. Talk 2 u all later!

Another Youtube video (not office related. sorry)

Hey this is adorable. I love it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTqCVJW2qOw

Enjoy

-KKras

KKras Again!

NEW POTTER PUPPET PALS!!!!!

IT'S CALLED WIZARD SWEARS!

It's not so good until the end- then it's AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bye

KKras Is Excited

First of all, I would like to say that Mrs. Schrute, that is a brilliant idea and I'm going to start writing my episode right away.

Now for the best news...My boyfriend/husband/lover John Krasinski is the new face of Gap for men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you go on Gap.com and then to the link for men, you can see his sexy bod dressed in multi-colored moderately priced clothing. He looks sooooooo good. I think I'm going to copy every picture of him and save it to my computer and make a big book of it. Maybe if I learn how, I'll post it here. But please, check it (and him) out.

If you're reading this, John Krasinski, I love you. I'll be waiting right here until you come to my house and ask me to come live with you in your New York City apartment, which, by the way, I am going to search the city for until I find it. Just kidding. But please marry me. Please. I love you.

Peace, Love, and Gap, y'all!

KKras

Triple B and a G Wants to Help!

Hello everyone (writing in red for the holidays)! Well, since this horrid writer's strike is still going on, we at Triple B and a G want to help by writing episodes! Thanks to the great idea by iheartbigtuna, we will be the new writers, and have come up with some great ideas. Oh and by the way, all twelve episodes have been aired for The Office, and there was one script that hasn't been filmed yet. So, it might be a while before a new episode is shown. But in the meantime keep and eye out on the site for any new amazing episode scripts!
-Mrs. Shrute
OH! And one last thing! I want to congradulate the love of my life Rainn Wilson in his new movie Juno, which comes out on Decemeber 5th! Here is the link for the trailor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_qX1sx8WRU

Celebrity Names: Mrs. Shrute

First of all I would like to take this opportunity to say...IHEARTBIGTUNA YOU ROCK MY LIFE!! You should honstly write for this show we love so much. How long did it take you to think of/write that?? Oh wow, you are seriously amazing.
So, the other day I was thinking about celebirty names and the office relationships and what the names would be. Here we go.
1. Phlob (Phyllis and Bob Vance)- Thanks to Michael at Phyllis's wedding.
2. Dwangela (Dwight and Angela)- That one I found on an icon on Iconator.com.
3. PB and J (Pam Beasley and Jim)- Probally one of the most amazing things I've ever heard of, thank you Kevin.
4. Janael (Jan and Michael)- This one I made up. Yea, it is pretty bad.
I had trouble figuring out one for Kevin and Stacy, and Kelly and Ryan, without it being really bad. KKras, I think you would be good at doing something like that. Are there any other office relationships? Well, I think Angela and Andy are together, but I'm not sure how long that will last. We could call then Double A. Tee hee.

iheartbigtunas prediction of a future episode

Hello! I really don't have a story idea at all right now, but maybe if I sit here and force myself to think of one I'll come up with a good one - I know if I put it off any longer I'll just forget to write it! OK, here goes.....

Episode Title: Sick Day

It starts out in the office with Jim and Dwight at their desks. Suddenly, Jim sneezes - obviously aiming for Dwights desk. Dwight gives him a look that says, "I have pepper spray under my desk and I'm not afriad to use it if you try that again!" The scene changes to Dwight talking to camera crew. He says that he has a very important Beet Show (it shows a scene of Dwight and his cousin tending to their giant beets and attempting to hold up their prized possession, the 10lb beet)to win this weekend and he cannot get sick for it. He acknowledges this may be hard because it is the winter and there is poor venilation in the building. He suspects Jim is sick and is furious that he's aiming his sneezes at him. The camera goes back to Dwight and Jim's desks. Dwight has constructed some sort of barrier between the desks made of file folders and cardboard box lids. Jim gives a smile to the camera and prepares to sneeze. He mumbles something about a tissue, gets up and runs behind Dwights desk to get to the tissues by the water cooler but doesn't make it in time and turns to sneeze right on Dwights head! Jim says, "Oh, sorry, was your head always there?" Dwight stands up and says, "MICHAEL!"
~Theme song~
Michael is in his office playing with his toy train when Dwight storms in. He insists that Jim is trying to get him sick and Michael thinks nothing of it. He is too distracted with something that he says is important work and tells Dwight to leave. Michael goes to camera and tells us of his excitement about his new portable GPS system he bought. He says he originally went into the store to buy a new phone, but when he saw the display of GPS systems he just had to get it. When the camera crew asks how this one is any different from the one that made him drive into a lake he says that the one in the car was much older and this one was recently updated and it has a better-sounding female voice than the other one. (He plays the voice and smiles as it says, "Please enter an address.") He says, "I can even type our office address in here if I ever get lost getting here!" It goes to him outside typing in the address of the office and it leads him in the opposite direction. Then he sees that he typed it wrong and types it in again. This time it takes in down the road to the right of the office building. Finally he excues himself from the camera crew and, without realizing the camera is following him, goes inside to the security desk and hurridly asks for the street address of the office building. The bored security guard recites it from memory and we realize Michael had the totally wrong address. Michael types the real address in and the GPS says its not available. Michael mumbles something about the office being too new to be located on the GPS and goes inside.
~commercials~
Now it goes back to the office with Jim talking to the camera and answering the question "Is he really sick?" Jim replies no, but after he overheard Dwight making preparations for his beet contest (it shows Dwight saving a space on his desk for the ribbon he'll get if he wins) he is convinced that he can make Dwight think he's sick, which will be enough to make Dwight think that he himself caught his cold. It goes back to Dwight, who returns to his desk after a bathroom break. Angela passes him to give him a folder of some files and coughs into her arm before she hands them to him. Dwight takes the folders, puts them on his desk and reaches for his phone to find that it is wet. He looks at Jim in disgust and asks if he sneezed on his phone, Jim says he might have but he could have sworn he hit Dwight's bobblehead. Pam smiles from her desk. Camera goes to Jim saying that while Dwight was gone he poured water from the water cooler on his bobblehead and wet his hand and then picked up the phone. Dwight is enraged and leans over to inspect his precious bobblehead and realizes it is literally soaked. He reaches into a desk drawer and pulls out a first aid kit inside which he pulls out a pair of latex gloves and one of those surgeon mask things that covers your mouth and nose. Then he takes out a paper towel and carefully dries off both his bobblehead and phone and then wipes them both down with alcohol pads.
~commercials~
It is the next day and Michael waltzes into the office almost 30 minutes late. He calls Pam some sort of playful name and asks her for any messages. She says he was called by Ryan 1/2 and hour ago that he needed to be at a presentational meeting for all managers at 11 o'clock in NYC. Michael immediately runs out the door followed by the camera crew and peels out of the parkinglot. He tells the camera crew not to worry and that he can get there in good time with his handy-dandy GPS system. He programs in the address of Ryans building in NYC and calls Ryan on speaker phone. His phone isn't working and Ryan keeps breaking up. He says not a problem, he'll just text Ryan to let him know he'll be late. But while he is driving and texting he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks why he was txting while driving and Michael starts to explain until the cop sees the camera crew in the back and asks why they are there and Michael says that they are making a documentary of his office building and he's going to a meeting and he's late. The officer ignore the camera crew after that and gives him a ticket for driving while using a cell phone. Michael is ansy b/c he knows he's going to be late if he doesn't hurry. Then the officer says that he can't find his ticket pad and needs to go into his car to find it. He tells Michael to wait. After about 10 minutes of searching the officer still can't find it and so Michael peels away when the guy has his head in his car and doesn't notice. Michael quotes some sort of famous super hero to prove what he did is just but the expression makes no sense at all to his situation.
Back at the office, Pam and Jim are talking about ways to make Dwight think he's sick when Dwight, who was sitting at his desk actually sneezes. Pam and Jim turn around and Dwight has a look of horror on his face! He runs to the fridge and drinks the entire container of orange juice. Then he sits back down and says to Jim, "That should take care of it." Jim and Pam smile and start talking about what they are going to do for lunch. Then, after about 5 minutes of talking, Jim goes back to his desk. He starts to work when he notices that Dwight, who is currently making a call with a customer, is squirming in his seat. Jim stops what he is doing and stares at Dwight, as does Pam. Dwight is squirming so much but refused to hang up and lose the customer. When Jim and Pam realize that Dwight needs to pee, Pam gets up with her half-empty water bottle. She takes a large drink of it as she walks over to the watercooler to refil it. She fills it up very slowly, letting the watercooler make that glub-glub sound. Dwight squirms even more and finally he says, "holdononemomentsir" to the customer and dashes to the bathroom, almost falling when he turned the corner. Pam and Jim smile.
Michael has reached the city but he is totally lost. He refuses to admit to the camera crew that his GPS has led him astray. He mumbles to himself about passing that Starbucks before. Then he pulls over and tries to get people to come over to the car to give him directions but no one stops. Finally he gets someone to come over and they tell him that the street he's looking for is 10 city blocks in the opposite direction. The guy looks at the GPS and asks him if he put in the right street address b/c the thing is sending him the opposite way. Michael thanks the guy hurredly and zooms away, almost hitting a taxi. He takes a look at the GPS and realizes he did in fact type in the wrong address. Hoping that the camera crew won't notice, he ignores the GPS and follows the guys instructions.
Pam and Jim decided to eat lunch at a restaurant and when they return to the office, they find Dwight has placed all of his personal items in plastic baggies and is still wearing his latex gloves but has added a gas mask to his ensemble. He goes to the camera and says he bought if for when they were exterminating his ranch from cocroaches and that is should work to filter the air while in the office so he won't get sick. He also wiped down his and Jim's desks with Clorox and Pam and Jim start coughing from the smell. Suddenly, Dwight sneezes again, and then a second time. Now he is panicking. He goes to the bathroom to wash his hands and Jim and Pam make predictions about how Dwight actually got sick. Then they hear a scream from the bathroom and Dwight runs out and his hands are chapped, blotchy and cracking! Dwight runs past the couple and out of the office, they look out the window to see him get into his car, put on winter gloves and pull out of the parking lot. Jim talks to camera and says, "Well, I guess Dwight's allergic to latex."
Back in NYC, Michael finally reaches the building, parks the car, and runs into the meeting followed by the camera crew. The meeting already started and he appologizes for his lateness and Ryan says, "I got your text message. You wrote, 'sry ill be ate' ." Michael appologizes again for his lateness, corrects Ryan that he meant 'sorry, I'll be late' but couldn't text correctly while driving and then the police officer comes out from the shadows and says, "so you admit you were driving while texting and ran away from an officer." Michael is speechless and the officer gives him 2 tickets and exits the room. Now all eyes are on Michael and he says, "Soooo, lets get this party started!" and sits down.
~commercial~
Back in Scranton, Jim and Pam are talking at the reception desk when Michael walks in looking flustered after his meeting. He calls for the attention of the entire office and makes a speech about how you should never give technology a second chance because it always lets you down and he chucks it into the garbage can with a loud bang. Then Toby tells him that he could have returned it to get his money back if he hasn't had it for more than 10 days. Michael tells Toby to shut up and stop being so depressing and goes into his office. Then, he realizes what Toby said and after the crowd dispursed, he dashed out of his office, picks the GPS out of the garbage and runs back in saying, "please be alive, don't die on me, don't die, don't die" Jim and Pam exchange a look and at that moment Dwight comes in with mittens on and tells Jim that he knew that he wasn't really sick the whole time. He sits down at his desk and takes the plastic baggie off his phone, pad and pen and makes a call. Then he coughs. So does Angela. The camera is on Angela and she says with a smirk, "Yes, I've had a cold for quite some time now. It's a shame Dwight caught it." The camera goes to Dwight, "Do I think (sneeze) Angela purposely got me sick? No. (sneezes) Do I think that I can get over (cough) it before this weekend? (hacking cough, sneezes, blows his nose and replies, more stuffed up than ever) Absolutely."
~commercial~
The next day at the office, everyone is there already except Dwight. Pam gets a call from Dwight saying he is taking a sick day. She puts him on speaker and tells him, "but Dwight what about your perfect attendance record?" He sneezes and says that he cannot function in the workplace properly today and needs to recover at home. In the background you can hear Moe spilling something and yelping. Dwight says, "Moe, don't touch my teapot." Then, to Pam, he says, "Excuse me, I have to place a teakettle spout up my nose." and hangs up. Pam beams.

Well, I don't know about you guys, but I think it's pretty great! And it only took me an hour-wow! Well, hope u like it!

did iheartbigtuna hallucinate????

OMG! That Rainn Wilson "sexiest man alive" thing was amazing!!!!!! lol lol lol
I also decided to watch the one about Hiro (the character from Heroes)...that was a little disturbing b/c Hiro is so innocent and I get the idea that the actor...well, isn't....

Anyway, I watched the, 100 Sexy Guys in 1 minute and I think that John Krasinski was in it. It was towards the end and he was on the street, in the dark, wearing a black coat...I hope I'm right b/c I tried to pause it on him but the stupid thing went to fast!

Anway squared, I'll be sure to think of a possible episode idea this weekend! Ta Ta For Now!

KKras: Sexiest Man Alive (in Mrs. Schrutes' opinion)

Hey, this is for all of you Dwight Schrute lovers (cough, Mrs. Schrute). I found this video and immediately thought of all of you members of the Dwight Army of Champions.

This link may change your life (for the better!!)

http://www.people.com/people/package/video/0,,20154290_20154496_20159868,00.html

Enjoy :)

Please comment and tell me what you think.

Mrs. Shrute Being Random and Happy

I think predicting future episodes is a great idea iheartbigtuna. Also, if anyone wants to start any debates/contests ("That's What She Said Contest!" Anyone?), we could also do that until new episdoes start up again.
So today I recived the most AMAZING news of my life!!!!!!!!! I was reading the sexiest men issue of People magazine, and my man Rainn Wilson was in the Geek Section. So, I was reading about him (he's married...grrr), and it said that he was in the marching band when he was in high school!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!! WE WERE MENT TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Before I go, I must correct you ihearbigtuna, there will be an episode on Thanksgiving (not new of course), so your family will be able to gather, give thanks, and laugh your heads off.
Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone!!

iheartbigtuna is depressed....

...stupid advertising person who speaks Portuguese....*grumble grumble*.....stupid writers' strike preventing the Office from continuing.....*grrrrrrrr*.....

Wow, not gonna lie, that sounded totally Emo......not my intention.....

Anyway, I've been looking forward to forcing my entire family to watch the Office on Thanksgiving this Thursday but the stupid writers' ruined that dream (sry, Emo side coming out again...jk)

Sooooo, I wuz thinking to pass the time, why don't we make predictions for future episodes????
I'm smiling just thinking about it! (totally not Emo - yay!)

:) :) :) :)

I can't think of one yet, but I'll definately have one during this upcoming 4 day weekend - so, just thought I'd mention it so that we could all start putting on our Office thinking caps (or turbans - like the one Michael keeps in his desk)

On a Random Note:

I was just looking at the sample labels for posts: scooters, vacation, and fall
and was kinda confused as to what post one could write with these labels...so I took on the challenge and have come up with this hypothetical post:

I'm so excited! Tomorrow Christmas vacation starts! Santa's bringing me a new Razor scooter! Usually I only ride scooters in the fall, when it's not so cold, but I've found that the extreme amount of leaves tend to get in the way of the wheels! I can't wait to try riding my new scooter on the frozen pond down the road! I know that ice makes you slip and fall, but I'm hoping the wheels of my new scooter will give me more traction! Can't wait to try it out! I'll write more after the vacation! C ya!

Wow, that was totally random.....

Good job world. You ruined everything. Actually it's just one person. As of now, only members of this blog can comment on this blog. Whoever you are you freaken scared the crap out of iheartbigtuna, now you've lost all privlages to comment.
Anywho, THE DEPOSITION!!! Poor Michael. I would die if anyone read my diary....if I had one. I'm sorry KKras, I must disagree with you. I applauded Michael for knocking over Toby's lunch. As much as Micheal was horribly mean, my hate for Toby is greater.
Soo here are my favorite parts:
1) When the typing lady was reading back the comments in a monotone voice (Espically the part with the bathroom!!!!!! I loved it, she was butchering it soooo bad!!!!)
2) "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
"That's what she said."
3) Pam and the post-its!! That was adorable!!
4) "Were Jim's parents first cousins who were also bad at ping pong?'
5) Michael's Acronyms (Pattern. My friend PAT took a TURN.)
6) Trash? Smack? Same Thing?
Before I end this, I need to vent about something. Do these episodes of The Office, beginning about three weeks ago with the...the one before the camping one, seem to be about....nothing? Like ping pong? What about some drama?! I'm sorry but I belive this show is slowly, but surley morphing into Sinfeild (a show about nothing). I mean these past seasons were great, because you wanted to watch next week to see what would happen. I mean, please do not get me wrong, I do want to watch it, but I guess what I'm trying to say is, that there's really no story line going on. At least with Jim and Pam, or Dwight.

KKras on: The Deposition

Happy Monday, Dunderheads!

I am writing (a little delayed, I know) about the "Deposition" episode. I was very pleased with this episode. My favorite moments:

1. Lawyer "Who are the twins?"
   Michael "They're hanging off m'lady's chest."
   
2. Nobody understood the "That's What She Said" joke at the meeting. That was good. They took it literally. (By the way, Mrs. Schrute, my "That's what she said count is up to 3 because in SB w/ PSEN he said "69, but gently, please." And I almost yelled to {girl sitting next to me with the initials EC} "that's what she said!!!" while beating her with my instrument.
   
3. I actually hated Michael like no other when he knocked Toby's lunch tray off of the table. I hate Michael.
   
4. I loved how Michael got off the lunch line and everybody in the cafeteria seemed to be reading a copy of his diary. That was wonderful.
   
5. Moze playing ping-pong with Dwight in the warehouse afterhours at the very end. It's strange to see him off the beet farm.

Most of the office workers weren't included in this episode. Andy didn't say one word all episode! I wonder if things are going well with him and Angela. I love how we talk about these episodes as though they are real life events happening to real people.

Holiday Countdown:

• 3 days until Thanksgiving. They should have an Office float in the parade. Or a Dwight balloon. And he's wearing a cape. That would be amazing.
• 16 days until Hanukkah. I don't celebrate it, but I hope it is a nice day for those who do.
• 33 days until the winter solstice! This is in bold because I just love the winter solstice! I love the winter solstice. I remember an episode of "Little Bear" when I was about five years old where Little Bear, his parents, his girlfriend Emily and all the other little critters celebrated the Winter Solstice by staying up until midnight and hanging cookies on trees. Please comment if you remember this, as well.
• 35 days until Christmas! I've already prepared for this holiday season by getting all of my Christmas shopping done last night. No joke. I have everyone crossed off my list. I also bought and am listening to right now, my three Christmas songs for my iPod. I bought "Christmas/Sarajevo 12/24" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra; "O Holy Night" (I think it goes without saying that I bought the Josh Groban version.); and "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey. I also enjoy, but haven't bought "Last Christmas" by Wham!. Yes, the band is Wham! with an exclamation point.
• 36 days until Kwanza and Boxing Day. Two awesome holidays on the same day? Crazy fun. Ooh! Kwanza + Boxing Day = Crazy Delicious! :)

Well, I think I've bored you enough with my incessant rambling about un-Office related material. Please, writers, I beg you to stop your strike. I miss my Office and it hasn't even been a week without it.

Ta ta for now

KKras

I CRACKED THE CODE!!!

Heyy iheartbigtuna guess what? I found out what the comment on your recent post says. It was actually in Portuguese. Don't ask how I found that out, but it says, when translated verbatim:

Oi, I found its blog for google is well interesting I liked this post. It would like to speak on the CresceNet. The CresceNet is a dialed supplier of InterNet that remunerates its users for the hardwired time. Accurately this that you read, is paying you to connect. The paid supplier 20 cents for the moment of connection dialed with local linking for more than 2100 cities of Brazil. The CresceNet has a connection accelerator, that leaves its faster connection up to 10 times. Who uses broad band can also profit, is enough to register in cadastre itself in the CresceNet and when it will be to sleep to connect for dialed, it is possible to pay the ADSL alone with the money of the dialed one. In the schedules of only minute the expense with telephone is minimum and the remuneration of the generous CresceNet. If you I to want to linkar Cresce.Net(www.provedorcrescenet.com) in its blog I would be been thankful, until more and success. If is possible add the CresceNet(www.provedorcrescenet.com) in your blogroll, I thank. Good bye friend.

I think he was trying to sell you something from some website or possibly switch to the CresceNet internet service provider. I'm not sure though, because this guy's Portuguese is just about as crappy as his English, from what I can see. But, then again, the translator doesn't pick up on phrases. Anyway, that was a little bizarre but funny at the same time.

See ya laytaaaaa.
Or, as our Portuguese friends may say,
Adeus, meu amigo. Eu escreveri outra vez logo. Feliz dia dos agradecimentos.
(Goodbye, my friend. I will write again soon. Happy Thanksgiving.)

iheartbigtuna has a request for Mrs. Shrute

Please make it so that no one can comment without being reviewed or whatever. Ravenclaw's Pensive blog has that and its good b/c I just got a comment in italian or french or something! It had links in it and they were to this news website so I think it's an ad, but how the hell do they comment on a blog???!!!

Anyway, thanks Mrs. Shrute.

iheartbigtuna talks about the Jan vs Corporate episode

I thought this episode wasn't as good as Michael surviving in the jungle for a few hours, but it was ok. I watched it a while ago so it's kinda hard to recall but I loved it when Michael:

1. made up sayings to try and remember what Jan told him to say
2. said "That's what she said" during the case - it was actually a really good one too!
3. asked to go to the bathroom to avoid questions

It was sad when Michael felt betrayed by Jan and corporate. It was sad that he chose corporate. It's so frustrating how Michael can be such an ass and then when something bad happens to him you still feel really bad for the jerk! I did like when Michael said, "You expect to be screwed over by your employer, but not your girlfriend."

I wanted to shoot Kelly when she kept trash talking Pam! Ugh!!! Can this be an "anti-Kelly" fanclub too????

I thought it was hysterical that Pam made Jim practice and set up her own makeshift table in the conference room! When Jim told Dwight he had to beat a client in ping-pong to win them over that was great! It was even better when...

Pam: "So are you ready? Should I call Daryl?"
Jim: "Yeah, I'm ready."
Dwight: "Wait! The client you need to beat is Daryl? He works here, dumbass!"

I also thought it was funny when Pam challenged Kelly to a match and they both sucked and Jim and Daryl just went upstairs to play in the conference room!

P.S. Thanks to KKras, I've just watched The Office Season One and its amazing! My favorite episode is now "The Alliance" I can't believe Jim and Pam got Dwight to sit in a box in the warehouse!!! That was hillarious!!

Thanks to KKras from iheartbigtuna

Thanks a million for letting me borrow the Office Season 1 DVD. I can't wait to spend my entire weekend watching it - no, seriously, I probably will.

Anyway, I'm phsyched (spelling?) for tonights episode - I really hope that its a good one b/c if its the last one before the writers stop striking and it sucks I'll be miserably pissed off!

KKras on: Survivorman

Dunderheads!

Well, for those of you lucky rich folk with the DVR, la di freakin' da. But as for me and the rest of us, we can only watch the episode once at the time of it's original air date unless we have a spare twenty minutes to watch it on the computer. So, I was only able to watch it once and was, for the second week in a row, disappointed. Not as much as last week, but still. It was decent. My fave points:

1. Michael tearing his pants into about seven pieces, but then realizing that his legs were cold and then taping them back together.
2. The tranquilizer gun in the toilet. Who thinks of this? I love them.
3. Andy and his 'shrooms. :)
4. Creed and his peach cobbler. Silly, silly man. :)

I was very disappointed in the way that Jim was acting. Thank goodness Phyllis brought him back to reality when she slipped up and called him Michael. Way to go, Phalis. Oops. I mean Phyllis. I've got penises on the brain~ reference to Women's Appreciation Day, Season 3.

So, it's rumored that next week's episode is the last before the hiatus due to the writers' strike(Wikipedia), but I've also heard that there's five more left (Mrs. Schrute and a certain lamb that plays badminton and owns a Chinese restaurant.) You know that wikipedia is a good reference tool because normal people have authority over the information used on the website. Definitely no bias there.

I have also herd rumors that 102 people were fired from the production staff of "The Office" in response to the writers' strike. I have no idea what one's job on production staff would entail, however, they must be pretty important.

42 Days till Christmas!

39 DAYS TILL THE WINTER SOLSTICE!!!!!!! I'm so excited!!!!!

Mrs. Schrute- The Office Goes Green

Well iheartbigtuna, you are absolutely right. I re-watched The Office (as I always do, and the second time I usually pay much more attention), and it was actually quite funny!! Although Jim was kinda annoying, with the whole combining the birthday thing, but I'm glad Phyllis shook him up by calling him Michael.
I think I know the way to kill Toby. Feed him s'mores. Oh, and we kinda got the point, Michael wasn't invited to the Outdoor Adventure thing with Ryan. In my opinion, I would have much rather have gone with Michael than Toby.
So here were my favorite parts of the episode:
1) I thought it was hilarious when Dwight hit Michael in the head with a shoe.
2) Everyone wanting a different cake, or in Andy's case, a Fudgey (how do you spell that??) the Whale, Bagel Bites and Mushroom Tips.
3) Dwight keeping various weaponry around the office, including the ceiling and the toilet.
4) Michel "fashioning" his suit pants into a hat, then back into pants.
5) Dwight keeping an eye on Michael through his gun.
So, it actually was a good episode. I am a little upset though, that next week is the last episode because of the writer's strike. I hope we don't need to wait like 6 months to see a new episode.
Peace Out.

iheartbigtuna gives a giant 2 THUMBS UP to the Office's "green" episode

Wow, Mrs. Shrute, I'll have to disagree, I thought this episode wasn't just a little better than the last one, it was ten times better! It was hilarious, and witty and really great and it was much more like itself than that fluke episode last week that made no sense.

Here were my favorite parts (not necessarily in order from least to greatest)

1. Dwight hiding strategically placed weapons throughout the office! The butcher's knife in the filing cabinet, the samauri sword in the ceiling....its hilarious!

2.Michael going out into the wilderness like "Survivorman". There were many funny parts to that whole plot line, like when he ripped apart his pants, yelled out his deepest-darkest secrets because he thought no one was there (while Dwight and the cameras were really hanging out watching him), the pants tent, the pant leg hat, the telling of the time by the sun in the 2 3/4 position... and best of all:

Dwight: (Is looking through the scope of a sniper rifle when he notices the camera is on him) "Don't worry, I'm just using the scope and the safety is...(checks safety to find it's off and turns it on)...on."

3.Everyone wanting a different cake for their combined b-day party. Especially Creed with his special pie from Angela.

4.Toby's description of the office birthdays. "Michael always sings the falsedo line of Happy Birthday" and "Michael really likes birthday suprises, almost to the point where its cruel..."

5.Jim turning into Michael. At first I thought it was stupid, but it was actually pretty funny (like when Jim used Michaels office and they almost went into the conference room). I really liked the end with Michael and Jim talking. It was really sweet and you begin to wonder if Jim is really starting to accept the fact that he may still be at the Dunder-Mifflin Scranton Branch ten years from now. The "that's what she saids" were great, especially Jim's.

All in all it was an amazing episode and is really up there with some of my favorites....The Injury....The Fire....Conflict Resolution...well, no...I lied - nothing can beat Conflict Resolution!

KKras: Big News!!/License to Wed

Howdy y'all. (That was for you, Mrs. Schrute)

Two things:

1. Over this past weekend, I rented "License to Wed" from Netflix. To be perfectly honest, the movie was not very good. If you've seen the "veritable movie suckfest" (Mrs. Schrute!!) titled "Because I Said So," you can compare it to that. It wasn't very good. It was very poorly written and at some points, a little unbelieveable (i.e. driving through the streets of Chicago blindfolded). However, it was totally and 100% amazing at the same time. This was obviously because of the wonderful and talented John Krasinski. He made the movie. Also, many of his Office cronies joined him in this movie, including Mindy Kaling (Kelly), Angela Kinsey (Angela), and Brian Baumgartner (Kevin). The four of them brought this movie from about a two to a ten (out of ten.) JKras, you can do no wrong in my eyes. Is it just me, or do these Office actors seem to travel in packs when they appear in movies? For example:
   - "The 40 Year Old Virgin" ~ Steve Carell, Mindy Kaling, Jenna Fischer (uncredited), Phyllis Smith (uncredited)
   - "Knocked Up" ~ Craig Robinson, B.J. Novak, Steve Carell
   - "Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story" (a parody of "Walk the Line") ~ Jenna Fischer, Ed Helms
   - "Evan Almighty"- Steve Carell, Ed Helms, Craig Robinson
   
2. Rashida Jones returns in a new form. She's now in the Foo Fighters' new music video for their song, "Long Road to Ruin." Ugh.
   
   I'm so sad. The writers' strike is in full swing and because of this, SNL with host Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson and musical guest Amy Winehouse is not going to be live this week. Man, that girl can't catch a break. Oh well. I guess I'll have to wait until next Saturday.
   

Adios, mis amigos.
~KKras

Mrs. Shrute on iheartbigtuna's debate

Well, I'm really not sure of the signifigance of all of them being cats, the only one who really makes sense is Angela. Maybe Pam and Phyllis just felt like it. I don't remember the episode entirely.

iheartbigtuna begins a debate

Q: What is the significance that all of the girls in the office (except Meredith who isn't even pictured) are cats in the Season 2 Halloween episode???

First, I have to reply with another question...was there another Halloween episode in season 3?
If so, who was everyone?

Secondly, I think that it is ironicly funny because they are all so different but they all make really good cats! Think about it! Angela is a cat lover and can be kinda "catlike" in her attitude (hissssss). Pam looked really cute as a cat and she is sort of a "kittenlike" character. And Phyllis makes a really good old, gentle cat. I think they didn't include Meredith in the "cat costume club" because she's either too boring or too hung-over to be "catlike", or "kittenlike" in any way.

Any thoughts???

Mrs. Shrute on Branch Wars

Hola All Officec Buffs!!
So, Branch Wars. I must say I was disappointed with this episode. It really stunk. It just wasn't funny. The only part I will say was slightly hilarous was Dwight in the back of the car, and the bomb ingredients in the trunk of the car.
This episode just proves why I, and all of us here at Tripple B and a G, hate Karen. I mean the way she treated Jim! I would want to burn Utica to the ground! She really just need to go away. But I do suppose every show needs somone evil, and she is trully that person.
I felt very bad for Andy in this episode. The Finer Things Club should have let him in. Andy is probally he preppiest guy on TV, and you can't get any finer than that.
Thank the heavens that Stanley stayed. Michael is absoutley right in saying that you cannot take away the funny black guy from the office. I cannot imagine The Office without Stanley at all. I mean what would Pretzel Day be without Stanley?
I honestly hope the episode this week is better. That was just...not good.

OOH! But now that I remembered it, the mustaches were amazing!! Espically Dwight's all curled and what not!!

KKras on: Branch Wars

Dundaheads!!!
How are y'all? I have to say that I was not impressed with this week's episode. There were a few good points, but it was definitely the worst this season.
Here's what I liked:

1. Good call, iheartbigtuna, my favorite line so far has got to be:
   Jim: "Have you had this in the back of the car the whole time we've been driving?"
   Michael: "Yup."
2. The mustaches.
3. "The Finer Things Club." That was cool. I love how they dress up everytime.
4. Phyllis popping popcorn in the vending machine room because the microwave in the kitchen smelled like popcorn!

That's it. I really didn't like anything else all that much. I hope next week is better.

Oh, by the way, iheartbigtuna, Phyllis was also a cat and Stanley wasn't anything. All the girls were cats. Except Meredith. I don't think that she was even mentioned at all in that episode.

KKras

iheartbigtuna is relieved that Stanley stayed

Yay! Stanley stayed! But it wasn't that great an episode! C'mon writers, we need a good one next time - oh, right, sry, forgot ur all on strike!!

Anyway, as I was saying, it wasn't that great of an episode. I know you'll all probably kill me but I'm not hating Karen yet, I kinda feel bad for her, but mostly for Jim, that they had to meet again so soon after their breakup.

But sadly, I can't remember any truly funny parts, everything was just too dramatic and stupid. The only thing that was slightly funny was the, oh, darn it what was the name of that elite club??? Wow, this is sad, I really can't remember the name, I just watched it like an hour ago.... oh, well Toby, Oscar, and Pam are awesome and so is their club!

Michael, Dwight and Jim driving to Karen's branch to silly -string/burn the place was just so far-fetched and stupid and when Dwight threw Jim's cell out of the car I wanted to scream. Where were they going with that whole "feel bad for Dwight thing" if they were just gonna make him seem insane in the next episode??? The fact that he wanted to blow chalk in people's eyes was also slightly comical, but mostly odd.

I just thought this episode was soooooooo irrelevant to everything??? I mean, all of a sudden Stanley is leaving, Michael and Dwight are becoming criminals, and Andy wants to get into an elite book club. They didn't even mention or show Angela once!! Or Creed!!!

....I can't talk about this episode anymore, it frustrates me. Instead, I'd like you all to help me remember who everyone was for Halloween in the season 2 Halloween episode:

Michael - 2 headed guy
Dwight - the Sith Lord
Jim - 3-hole punch
Pam- cat
Angela - cat (is it significant that both she and Pam have the same costume???)
Kevin - Mr. Incredible
Toby - hobo
Creed - vampire/Dracula
Oscar - a woman
Phillis - ???
Stanley - ??? (did he even dress up at all)

Karen Returns....and Mrs. Schrute is scared.

Tonight, Karen returns, the one we all loathe. And she's going to try and lure Stanley away from Scranton!! I'm sorry, but that just can't happen!! Stanley and Scranton go together like PB and J!! Peanut Butter and Jelly AND Pam Beasley and Jim!! NOOO!!! STANLEY!!!! I <3 U AND YOUR CROSSWORD PUZZLES!!!!

KKras's Halloween!

Happy Halloween, Dunderheads!
It has been two seasons since Devon was fired. (I know, who was that?!) Well, you know you can count on me to recall that the actor's name was Devon Abner.
Today, when I got home, I changed into a homemade Angela costume. I did my hair just like her and I would put a picture up, but I didn't take any. Sorry.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Especially to you, three-hole punched Jim. And the Sith Lord Dwight. (reference to their Halloween costumes from season 2)

KKras

iheartbigtuna has found a new favorite font :)

Who would write with this font on a blog??? It's so weird!!

iheartbigtuna reflects on the past couple of weeks

It just hit me how much we've written on this blog only a few weeks! Just think of what we'll have in a few months - or a year!! I mean, it seems like just yesterday I was posting, "Yay, my first entry!"

I've also been thinking about what Mrs. Shrute said about this week's upcoming episode - I don't want Stanley to leave! As Michael said, "Stanley brings us urban culture." :)

However, I am veeeeerrrryyyy interested to finally meet the Karen that this fan club hates...

Can't wait 'til Thursday!

KKras on: Local Ad

Dearest Dunderheads,
I'm so sorry that I haven't written about this episode until today. I've been wicked busy. Sorry for using the word wicked. I have to agree, this episode was not very funny. It was, however, very emotional. Favorite moments:

1. Dwight needed to be so far removed from reality that he created a Second Second Life. Hmm sound familiar? (SIMS)
2. My heart broke for Jim when his Second Life character reflected what he really wanted to be in life. (Guitar and Sports Reporter) He's always encouraging Pam to go after her dreams of being an artist, but he's made no effort of his own to do what he really wants to.
3. "Oh, D" You know, D for Andy.
4. Angela doesn't like the mystery genre. She finds it so titliating.
5. I'm sorry, Mrs. Schrute and iheartbigtuna, but I did enjoy the corperate commercial. It was very creative. Don't worry, I still like the Scranton one better (as can be seen in my response to the poll.) Just to explain the premise of the corperate commercial, it was a man looking for service in a large office supply store. He wasn't lost, just nobody was serving him. However, when he got to Dunder Mifflin, he got the assistance that was lacking in the big chain stores.
6. I love the racist portions of the Scranton commercial: Stanley picking up garbage, Kelly in India.
7. The Dunder Mifflin song by Darrel. I like the upbeat one as opposed to the slower R&B version. Just my opinion.

My little sister is now a huge fan of The Office, but she's still kind of little and doesn't understand the adult humor. For example, she thought it was hysterical that Andy couldn't remember the Kit-Kat jingle. "...Break me off a piece of that...applesauce." She also laughed for a solid four minutes after seeing Dwight's Second Life character take off in flight. Four minutes is a long time to be laughing. Also, referring back to the "Dunder Mifflin Infinity" episode, Kelly had made a remark about being pregnant to Ryan. Right away, my sister said, very matter-of-factly, "No, {KKras}, Kelly's lying. She's not having a baby because they aren't married yet. It's not possible." Thank goodness she's so innocent.

BTW Mrs. Schrute, my "That's What She Said" Count is up to TWO!
Oh, and thank you Mrs. Schrute, for my amazing "Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race for the Cure" shirt. It just may be one of the most amazing gifts ever. Ever Ever.

Karen, if you are reading this, please don't come back. We want Stanley to stay.

Seacrest Out.

KKras

A Pointless Post

I just wanted to say I posted a post (tee hee) about this week's episdoe, and it's under all of iheartbigtuna's posts. Just so no one says, "HEY!! YOU DIDN'T POST ABOUT THE AD EPISODE!" Um, well, yes I did.

Great You Tube video from iheartbigtuna

OMG u must watch this: for all the Heroes/Office fans out there!!! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=excBsIv_3xI

iheartbigtuna loves new episode!

Wow! That was GREAT! Ok, lets see, favorite parts...I loved the beginning where Jim says, "I'm glad we're doing a comercial because very few people have ever heard of Dunder-Mifflin. Whenever I tell people I work there they think we sell mufflers....or muffins....or mittens or something and frankly all of those sound better than paper and so I let it slide."

I loved Daryll's song - and was pissed when Michael said he hated it...he's so frustrating sometimes, like when he didn't care that Phyllis was crying about being forced to leave the store in front of all of her friends.

Anyway, when Jim made his own Second Second Life account to spy on Dwight I thought it was really cute how he actually took the time to make himself something he wanted to be...and I thought it was sad how much time Dwight was spending on it...

The scene where Pam falls asleep at her desk and Jim calls her to wake her up was really really really cute! :)

I was cheering when Andy told Dwight that Angela called him, "ohh, D" and it was so great to see Dwight's face light up again!

I agree with Michael, corporate's commercial is soooooo stupid, I don't even get it! why was he lost in a warehouse full of paper, it's just so stupid! And I can't believe corporate didn't like Michael's idea because even though he was idiotic and didn't put Daryl's song in it it was soooooooooo awesome!! The whole idea is soooooo cool and Pam's design at the end was great! It was really sweet of Jim to play that DVD for all of them, he's so nice!! :)

Oh, I just love everybody! :) :) :) ;)

But honestly, I thought it was a little unlike The Office to have such a stupid form of commic relief, "Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me of a piece of that.....applesauce?...no...oh, what is it?" I mean gimme a break, who doesn't know that jingle??? I'm sorry but that was a little too stupid for me. To be truthfull, I loved this episode but it really wasn't funny, like if I was trying to get someone to watch the show for the first time, this would NOT be the one to show them b/c you had to have already known and liked the characters in order to be like "awwww" the whole time, but it wasn't as funny as other episodes. And it was over way too fast - stupid scrubs... :( can this be an anti-Karen/Scrubs fan club???

Rainn Wilson was in Galaxy Quest!

For those of u who don't know, Galaxy Quest is an older movie but it's hysterical! The last time I saw it was when I was in middle school but I loved it! My brother was watching it again last night and we noticed that Rainn Wilson is one of the aliens in the movie! It was so awesome, all of a sudden my bro screams - "It's Dwight!"
Anyway, I still need to watch this week's episode, as a matter of fact, I think I'll do that right now....see u in half an hour....

Mrs. Shrute on the Ad Episode...I can't remeber the name.

"Give me a break! Give me a break! Break me off a peice of that...duh duh duh." Oh Andy. He was close when he said Snicker's Bar.
I think this episdoe is also one of my favorites (wow, I am loving this fourth season!!!). I mean the song by Darrell!! I was singing it all day, just ask KKras. Although I was singing it wrong. I needed to watch it again and write down the lyrics. I got them right now:
"Out of paper, out of stock,
Those friendly faces around the block!
Break loose from the chains, that are causing you pain!
(Piano) Call Michael, and Stanley! Jim, Dwight, Creed!
Call Andy and Kelly, for business paper needs!
DUNDER MIFFLIN! The people persons paper people!
DUNDER MIFFLIN! The people persons paper people!"
And then Michael stops the band of Darell, Creed, Kevin, Andy, and Kelly. I was mad, I really liked that song.
I felt so bad for Dwight and Phyllis in this episode. Dwight and his Second, Second Life. He and Angela are becomming the new Jim and Pam. Everyone really wants them to get back together, and there's interfearence (Andy). Also, you feel really bad for the guy (Dwight/Jim). And Phyllis, Michael was so mean!! Poor Phyllis, he should have sent like Kevin, or Creed or someone to get Sue Grafftin (spelling?).
I put up a poll for which commerical did u like better. I prefered Michael's, I thought it was really sweet, although it would have been cooler with Darell's song.
So, this episode was amazing. I read what next week's episode was about: Karen (yes, the evil one), tries to lure Stanley (??) away from the Scranton branch. I'm a bit confused, first of all, where did Karen go, and second, why Stanley??? We shall find out next week.....

Mrs. Shrute Comment

Greetings All! I just wanted to congradulate iheartbigtuna, on her quoting The Office for the first time (well, the first time I ever heard it), and it made sense and was relevant to the conversation. I'm so proud of her, our little Office fan is growing up into a Dunderhead (motherly tear). Haha.
I am unhappy as well that the episdoe this week is only 31 minutes (seriously it goes from 9:00 to 9:31). I was liking these hour-long-episdoes. Oh well, it's still greatness.
I can't belive only two days ago I realized I spelt the title of this blog wrong. Iheartbigtuna, I think you brought it to my attention a while ago, was I in my own little world, or possibly dreaming of the moment where Rainn Wilson signs my bobblehead? Most likley. I'll change that immedatley.
And for the sake of iheartbigtuna, we are in season 4. Just to clear that up for the final time. And KKras I need Season 1.
Ciao!!

iheartbigtuna: About basically Everything and Nothing at the same time

Ok, I haven't written in a while so I have lots to say so just "bear" w/ me... geddit Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. I can't even count the number of times that phrase has been used in my household this week alone...I should totally keep a tally next week.

Anyway, the Money Episode! Ok, my favorite parts are basically the same as KKras and Mrs. Shrute but including one more that wasn't necessarily funny (not at all really) but really sweet/sad.

Dwight: *Moan*
Jim: Hey, you know the real reason why I left the Scranton branch? (sits down next to him on staircase)
Dwight: *another moan/whimper*
Jim: Because of Pam. She was with Roy and I just couldn't stand it. So my solution was to leave.
Dwight: *lower pitched moan*
Jim: That feeling, its really horrible...I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy....and that includes you, Dwight.
Dwight: *stops moaning but puts his face into the corner*
Jim: (gets up and leaves)
Dwight: (reaches over to put an arm around Jim only to find he's no longer there)

:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

I wanted to cry!!!

Jim is soooo sweet to do that and I feel soooooooo bad for Dwight.

Now I kinda hate Andy b/c he gave Angela the same stupid cat (Garbage) and she accepted it from him! Grrrrrrr.

It was also really sweet when Jan followed Michael to the boxcar and said that "a guy who is always there for you, no matter what...that's a guy worth sticking with" or something like that, but it was really sweet.

Although there were some really funny parts (like Dwight reading HP to Jim, Pam and Mose) I was kinda upset that most of the episode was deep and touching. I mean, I still really liked it I just....I love Dwight and its so sad to see him miserable - but I'm glad he revived a bit in the end when he took the ruler and pushed all Jim's papers back onto his side of the desk :)

And yes, Mose was a little odd and I didn't get the part with the outhouse door swinging - I had to rewind it (I DVR-ed it) in order to see that it actually was an outhouse - but funny nonetheless.

So I'm sorry John/Jim...I forgot your b-day! If I had known I would have posted on the day but I didn't and I apologize. Soooo...

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JKRAS!!!

PS. Hey KKras, would you be willing to SHARE your future husband????

Also, I'm pissed to find out that next week's episode will be only 30 minutes...grrrrrrrr....seriously Scrubs is a sucky show and I hate it - even before it shortened the Office...

Question:
(Which bear is best?) lol
No really, does anyone know how many seasons are in the Office??? Is this season 3 or 4 or 5???
I must know!!!

PS. For any Harry Potter/The Office fans out there like myself - I have 2 things to say:
First,
Question:
What scene from DH was Dwight reading?? I thought it was when Harry had the Vision of Voldemort killing Grindlewald or the other wand maker (not Olivander). Am I correct?
Please comment.

Second,
this is totally irrelevant to the Office but can u believe Jo said that Dumbledore is GAY??? I'm pissed b/c it's totally irrelevant to the books and I have a feeling she just said it for publicity and didn't even write his character like that in the first place - I'd hope Jo wouldn't do something like that but I wouldn't put it past her (sadly). Don't think I have anything against gays, I just don't see why Jo would feel the need to say that Dumbledore is gay when it is totally irrelevant to the storyline.

Yet Another Great Office Moment

This week, on the episode entitled money, there was a back and forth argument among the employees about the proper use of the word "whomever." The script for this argument can be seen in Mrs. Schrute's recent post. This scene reminded me of one of my other favorite Office scenes of all time, in "Casino Night."

Michael: I am going to donate to Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Jim: Nope, I think you mean the AIDS of Afghanistan.
Michael: No, I mean Afghanistanis with AIDS.
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: What?
Phyllis: Afghani.
Michael: That's a dog.
Pam: No, that's afghan.
Michael: No, that's a shawl.
Dwight: Wait. Canine AIDS?
Michael: No, humans with AIDS.
Creed: Who has AIDS?
Jim: Guys, the Afghanistananies.
Michael: Kay, You know what? No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me, I have tried.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGW3-ni9M8I

And another favorite (from the same episode)

Michael: Oh, and another fun thing. We, at the end of the night are going to give the check to an actual group of boyscouts, right Toby? We're gonna-
Toby: Actually I didn't think it was appropriate to invite children since it's, uh, you know, there's gambling and alcohol, and it's in our dangerous warehouse. It's a school night and, you know, Hooter's is catering and...is that eno-is that enough? Should I keep goin'?
Long pause.
Michael: Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, everytime I try to do something fun, or exciting, you make it... not... that way. Breath. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JOHN KRASINSI!!!!!!!!!!

Mrs. Schrute- Money Episode

Gutentag Everyone!!
WOW!! I LOVED MONEY!! Really, it was an amazing episode!! And, I'm sorry KKras, I don't mean to copy you, but literally, all of your favorite parts were pretty much mine. Only I am a little upset about the whole Garbage thing. I felt so bad for Dwight. But, that ending gave me home that perhaps he will get over Angela.
With all the greateness that episode had, there was one scene in particular that really made me laugh, and is one of the greatest scenes in Office history. That is, the debate of when to use the word whomever:
Ryan- What I really want, honestly Michael, is so you can communicate to the people here, to your clients, to whomever.
Michael- (Laughs) OK.
Ryan- What?
Michael- It's whoever. Not whomever.
Ryan- No it's whomever.
Michael- No! Whomever is never actually right.
Jim- Well, sometimes it's right.
Creed- Michael's right. It's a made-up word use to trick students.
Andy- No, actually, whomever is the formal version of the word.
Oscar- Obviously it's a real word, but I don't know when to use it correctly.
Michael- Not a native speaker.
Kevin- I know what's right. But I'm not gonna say. Because you're all jerks who didn't come see my band last night!
Ryan- Do you really know which one is correct?
Kevin- I don't know!
Pam- It's whom when it's the object of the sentence, and who when it is the subject.
Pyllis- That sounds right.
Michael- Well, it sounds right, but is it?
Stanley- I'm with Ryan, use it as an object.
Ryan- As an object?
Kelly- Ryan used me as an object.
Pam- How did he use it again?
Toby- It was Ryan wanted Michael, the subject, to explain the computer system, the object...
Michael- Thank you!
Toby- ...to whomever, meaning us, the indirect object is the correct usage of the word.
Michael- Um, no one asked you anything, ever. So whomever's name is Toby, why don't you take a letter opener and stick it in your skull.
Trully a great scene.
And, pretty much the greatest thing ever: Jim and Pam at Schrute Farm!!! America, Irrigation, and Nightime!! HAHAHA!! And Moze! Oh goodness Moze. KKras and I have now decided that if we ever see someone with that type of beard, it will be called a Moze Beard. And what was that whole thing with the outhouse?? And the door? Hilarous, but extremley weird.
The beginning of every Office episdoe is always amazing. I love the whole Devil Wears Prada thing Michael did. "WHERE'S MY STEAK!?!?!"
If I had to choose who had their big appearence in this episode, it would be Powerpoint. Powerpoint, Powerpoint, Powerpoint.
"Michael, it's a presentation tool!" -Oscar
"You're a presentation tool!" -Michael
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
So, I'm glad some relationships are going well, (Pam and Jim, Michael and Jan), and a bit upset that some are not (Dwight and Angela). But we shall see what happens on this week's episode, which is a 30 minute episode, by the way.
ADIOS!! --In Oscar's native tounge.

JKRAS'S BIRTHDAY!

At this time, I would like to wish JKras a very very very very very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Today, October 20, 2007, the amazingly handsome, talented, intelligent, and sexy (did I just say that?!) John Krasinski turns 28. If I had his address, I would send him an edible arrangement (the one with the chocolate covered strawberries that look like a bouquet of roses). Except I don't want to come off as a creepy stalker. (As if I'm not already.) Anyhoo, I wish my future husband the happiest of birthdays and I hope you thoroughly enjoy it.

"Love me, love me, say that you love me. Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me."

Felíz cumpleaños, my dear!

~KKras

JKRAS'S BIRTHDAY!

At this time, I would like to wish my sweetheart a very very very very very very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Today, October 20th, 2007, the amazingly handsome, talented, intelligent, sexy (did I just say that?!) JKras turns 28. This is the best day ever. Ever Ever Ever. If I had his address, I would send him an edible arrangement (the one with the strawberries dipped in chocolate that look like a bouquet of roses.) Except that's kind of creepy and I don't want to come off like a freak. LOL- like I'm not already. Anyway, I wish the happiest of birthdays for my future husband.
"Love me, love me, say that you love me. Fool me, fool me, go on and fool me."
Felíz cumpleaños, my dear.
~KKras

KKras on: Money

Hey Dunderheads! iheartbigtuna, don't read this because I may end up giving some things away. How amazing was last night's episode? It was more of a serious episode, but I liked it nonetheless. My favorite parts (there's a lot):

1. The Return of Garbage!! Andy "I found the little guy roaming around outside of Vance Refrigeration." What a dweeb.
2. Jan finally admitted what a terrible mess she is and how she was nothing without Michael. That was a nice change of pace.
3. Michael was the most popular guy at his Telemarketer job! (Mostly because of his incredible knowledge of movies, as well as his own screenplay, "Threat Level Midnight")
4. Michael's quote: "Wow, so medical school must have cost, like, $40 in your old country."
5. The "Irrigation Room," the "America Room," and the "Nighttime Room"! If I ever visited "Beets Motel," I would definitely choose the "America Room." Hands down.
6. Moze. He needs no explanation. He's just amazing. Especially the beard.
7. Dwight reading Pam and Jim (and Moze!!) "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"
8. Michael: "I declare BANKRUPTCY!" Oscar: "Michael, you realize that just saying the word means nothing." This was a very good episode for Oscar. Way to go O-Man!
9. Nobody coming to see Kevin's New band "Scrantonicity 2." I guess his applause-o-meter was pretty weak, then.

There's plenty more, but I don't want to bore you with what I liked.

Unfortunately, this was the last of the hour-long episodes. Next week NBC is going back to the half-hour episodes because of the return of "Scrubs." Don't get me wrong, I love that show. Funny as heck. I'd just rather watch "The Office." I'm a Dunderhead at heart.

Peace, Love, and Gap.

KKras

A Quick Prediction by Mrs. Shrute

Hi all!
I just wanted to make one quick prediction before tonight's episode stared. I read what information the TV gave me about tonight's episode, being that Pam and Jim spend the night at Dwight's family farm. First of all, that's gonna be sweetness, and tonight might be the night that I, the possible-illegitamate love child of Jenna Fisher and John Krasisnski, will be created. Yea I know KKras, its gross, but think about it if it actually happened!! Mind Boggling!!

Office Clips

Hey everyone, I thought that I would just share some hilarous Office clips with you, thanks to our friends at YouTube.
Diverstiy Day (Michael gives everyone a notecard with a different race on it, and they can't look at it, and everyone needs to treat the person like that race. Best line is said by Dwight.): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K-5tlE_KCM&mode=related&search=the%20office%20product%20recall%20comedy%20thursdays%20nbc%20steve%20carell%20rainn%20wilson%20jim%20halpert%20dwight%20schrute
Why Our Blog is Our Blog: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CCvQuRjjlw
Jim Singing Lovefoot (Andy Too): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nhpb68FKrAU&mode=related&search=
The Office: Best Scenes of All Time (Yes, they really are.): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC1XiHRIQL0&mode=related&search=

To iheartbigtuna again

"Evan Almighty" is a cute movie. It doesn't equal Bruce Almighty, but it's fine. He plays a different character who is slightly less annoying than Michael Scott, so I say go for it. Rent the DVD. You have nothing to lose.

To iheartbigtuna

There is no such thing as a stupid question...
Just stupid people. Feel free to ask any questions you have. I will answer them ASAP. (And don't worry, I don't think you're a stupid person.) ;) BTW: congrats on finishing season 2. That is a major accomplishment.

ihearbigtuna asks yet another question

I don't have the time for a long post today, so I just have another question (*all the readers groan*). Is "Evan Almighty" a good movie? I actually haven't seen it yet and I was contemplating whether or not to rent the DVD now that it's out. The commercials looked hilarious, yet again, so did the commercials for "Click" and that was a trainwreck. I'm also wondering if Steve Carell plays a similar character to Michael Scott in Evan Almighty. I hope he doesn't b/c then it would lead me to believe that he just acts like that all the time and isn't really acting at all...oh, I hope not!

Mrs. Shrtue's Congrats to Steve Carell

I would just like to congradulate Steve Carell on his new movie Dan in Real Life. Yes, not only do we fallow The Office llives of the actors, but also their movie lives, as well as any other appearance they may have on tevevison (Rainn Wilson on SNL!!!)

Sunday Night KKras

Hey everyone. KKras is hurrrr and I will start off by saying that Mrs. Schrute did in fact have those predictions the day after the season premiere. She is amazing, almost a psychic.
In response to iheartbigtuna's most recent post, I, too love that episode where Michael takes Jim and Dwight into the conference room to settle their problems. My favorite prank Jim pulled from that meeting was how he made it so that every time Dwight typed his name into the computer, it spelled "diapers." I don't know why, but that made me laugh so hard.
It's time for me to show off some of my amazing ability to retain useless information. I am going to write a list of all the characters and the actors who play them. This is honestly all from memory. I swear.
Michael Scott- Steve Carell
Pam Beesly- Jenna Fischer
Jim Halpert- John Krasinski (in pink because I love him)
Ryan "the Temp" Howard- B.J. Novak (who happens to have gone to the same high school as John Krasinski)
Creed Bratton- Creed Bratton (no lie)
Angela Martin- Angela Kinsey
Phyllis Lapin- Phyllis Smith
Meredith Palmer- Kate Flannerty
Oscar Martinez- Oscar Nunez
Kevin- Brian Baumgartner
Stanley- Leslie Baker
Toby- Paul Liberstein
Kelly Kapoor- Mindy Kaling
Andy Bernard- Ed Helms
Karen Stupididiotmoronface- Rashida Jones (in red because i hate her)
Darryl- Craig Robinson
Roy- David Denman
Jan Levinson (Gould)- Melora Hardin
Carol- Nancy Walls (real life wife of Steve Carell)
Katie (the purse lady)- Amy Adams

That's all I can remember at 10:30 pm. Sorry I know Tim Meadows was in an episode, but I don't remember the name of the dude that he played. It was in the episode "The Client." Oh, and the WaMu guy from the WaMu commercials is in a few episodes, including "The Merger," "The Convict," and umm... one more but I don't remember that, either.
I'll write more tomorrow. Too tired now.
Now, if I can only channel my ability to recall this trivia into a useful subject...

Office Predictions from Mrs. Shrute

Hi everyone! I was just going through some things yesterday, and I found a sheet a paper that I wrote on two weeks ago after the season premire, of my predictions for the rest of the season and I thought I would share them with you. The best part is, two of them have slightly become true already!!!
My Predictions:
1. Karen will come back and Dwight will finally use his numchucks.
2. Jim and Pam will get married and have a child that looks exacly like me, with my name.
3. Angela will never replace Sprinkles. (TRUE!! SHE REFUSED TO KEEP GARBAGE!!)
4. We will hear Kevin's side of every story.
5. Jan will propose to Michael. (Notice not the other way around.)
6. PB and J! FOREVA! (Not really a predicition, but Kevin is a genius for comming up with that.)
7. Toby will die. (KKras, I know you feel bad for him, but I've just stopped after he's hitting on Pam. Anyone who tries to break up my parents' relationship needs to die.)
8. Andy will date Angela behind Dwight's back. (SLIGHTLY BECAME TRUE!! Andy and Angela will date!! Only I think Dwight will know.)
I just want to say that both the predicitons that have already slightly become true were written before the season really got under way. You can even ask KKras. KKras saw the sheet with the predictions the day after the season premire. So, yea. I'm psyco.

Almost Midnight Post from iheartbigtuna

Soooo, I've finally finished every last episode of season 2, I've watched all the bloopers, almost every deleted scene, and one commentary (on The Dundies episode). However, now that I've realized that there are 4 seasons of The Office, not 3 so far, this is a fairly insignificant achievement. But I would like everyone to know that my new favorite episode is Conflict Resolution! And I have a new favorite quote I'd like to add,

Michael has brought Jim and Dwight into the conference room to settle their multiple disputes. Michael says, "So Dwight, you told Toby that Jim changed all the pens and pencils in your pencil holder to crayons...everyone called you 'Dwane' today and you suspect Jim...you hit yourself in the face with your phone..."
Jim tells camera, "Yeah, I just filled the reciever with nickels over some time so he'd get used to the weight and then one day I just took them all out..."

I love that! Oh, and I also love it when the captian of the Booze Cruise ship tells Dwight he's steering the ship when its a fake wheel!

Here's the big thing though, lately I've found Michael simply annoying, ignorant, and stupid. But after watching the episode where he goes to NYC to have that meeting with corporate (the name of this particular episode escapes me), I've found that I've changed my mind about him. When he told the other managers that he "slept with Jan" I wanted to shoot him, but when Jan gets mad at him and he realizes she's really upset, he wanted to talk to the boss guy and fix everything. At first I thought, "Oh no, now he'll just mess things up more" but he actually went about that very professionally. I also liked the line when he said "I told a joke to ____ (can't remember the idiot managers name but he's the dad from Phil of the Future - don't ask me how i know this) and he took it the wrong way, you know ________, he's not the sharpest tool in the shed - but he's still a tool."

Anyway, its offically tomorrow morning...erm today...erm Sunday...well g'night/g'morning!

The Office = life!

PS.
My mom is officially hooked on the office! Seriously! Yay, another convert! What really made her a fan was the whole Pam & Jim relationship thing and she was totally obsessed by it after watching them finally kiss in Casino Night. She also made a good point today while we were watching the last of the 4 episodes we hadn't yet seen. The theme song was playing and we were both humming to it's tune and she said, "This song really makes you happy." I couldn't have said it better myself.

Clarification for iheartbigtuna

Hey iheartbigtuna! I just wanted to clarify something for you. Karen is the evil woman that can be seen throughout season 3 both at the Stanford branch at Dunder Mifflin, as well as back at the Scranton branch in the latter portion of season 3. She and Jim (much to my dismay and chagrin) date for a few months before they finally go their separate ways. Karen is played by Rashida Jones who I hate for 3 reasons:

1. She ruined things for Pam and Jim
2. She dated John Krasinski in real life for a while
3. She dated Seth Meyers, who can be seen on my other obsession, SNL as the head writer and co-anchor on the Weekend Update. (Seth Meyers is my other obsession whom I would be fine with marrying, as well.)

Stupid Rashida Jones also got to do backup vocals for Maroon 5 in their newest album, "It Won't Be Soon Before Long" on the song entitled "Kiwi." That was one of my favorite songs until I discovered this little tidbit of information. She's so stupid. I still love Maroon 5, though.

The person that you were referring to before, the one who brought Legally Blonde with her on the deserted island, is the character, Katie. She was the purse lady from season 1 whom Dwight, Michael, and Jim asked out on a date, but only Jim was successful in his romantic endeavors. Katie is played by Amy Adams, who can be seen alongside Patrick Dempsey in that new movie where the animated prince and princess come to real life in New York City. Not sure what it's really called, Sorry.

I hope that cleared things up for you a little bit.

-KKras

KKras on: Launch Party

This episode was the best of the three so far this season, hands down. Like Mrs. Schrute mentioned earlier, the beginning brought back fond memories of our old English class so long ago. (Do it for Johnny, man) Inside Joke. Which brings me to another great office quote: Michael- "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one some day." (The Convention)
This week, I have to say, my heart broke for Dwight. That was just awful. Seeing him with his five o'clock shadow (actually looked more like a nine o'clock shadow to me) just showed how hurting he was inside. He couldn't even bring himself to shave that morning, that's how depressed he was. Poor thing. Angela was kind of a b-witch to him. But, I'll admit, killing someone's cat is pretty bad, no matter what the circumstances.
Can I just say, way to go, Phyllis! Way to stand up for yourself. You show that psycho Angela who's boss.
It's Saturday and I still can't get that song out of my head. I will leave you with the following lyrics: "When you're all alone, and the pretty birds have flown, honey I'm still free; Take a chance on me."

All About KKras

Hey everybody, I'm going to tell y'all about my favorite things about "The Office"
Code Name: KKras (because I'm going to marry John Krasinski someday, he just doesn't know about that yet)
Favorite Character: Jim, duh. And Andy a little bit. And Angela and Dwight. Just not Karen.
Least Favorite Character: KAREN :Z I HATE KAREN STUPID STUPID KAREN. SHE'S AN IDIOT AND I HATE KAREN. That was written in red because it's the color of blood and I don't like Karen (if you couldn't already tell.)
Favorite Episode: The Injury, Diversity Day, Launch Party, The Christmas Party, A Benihana Christmas, and the last episode of season 3 and the first episode of season 4 (because that's when Jim ridded himself of the foul creature known as Karen.)
Favorite Quote: From "Diversity Day." Everyone has an index card with a different ethnicity written on it and the officeworkers are instructed to talk to one another using stereotypical remarks and they have to guess what ethnicity they have.
Pam (to Dwight)- "Based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and I don't believe in, you might not be a very good driver."
Dwight- "Oh man, am I a woman?!" (the card on his head actually said Asian)
First Impression of the Show: I thought it was okay, nothing special.
How long you've been waiting for Pam and Jim to get together: Since forever. But then stupid idiot Karen had to come along and screw everything up. Dumb loser Karen. Moron.
Favorite Song Played/Sung on the Office: I have 2-

1. "Take a Chance on Me"- Andy sang this song to Angela to win her over in "Launch Party." As soon as the episode was over I ran straight for my computer so I could buy it on iTunes. I actually bought the A*Teens version and it sounds like they've had about nine RedBulls before singing the song compared to Andy and his "Here Comes Treble" a capella group.
2. "You Oughta Know"- Kevin sang this song on the karaoke machine in "A Benihana Christmas." It was amazing. I bought that song, as well.

Whatever Else You Want to Say: "The Office" is amazing and now I don't think I can live without it. Seriously, life without the Office is like life without air. It just can't happen for me. I live for this show. And, I have Mrs. Schrute to thank for getting me into this brilliant piece of comedy. So, thank you, Mrs. Schrute.

The End of Season 2: iheartbigtuna's flashback to last season's finale

Last night I watched Casino Night, the last episode in season 2. It was amazing! I'm having trouble remembering the funny parts b/c the ending was amazing!!! Now I know why everyone was so glad to see Pam and Jim together in season 3! That ending was amazing - Jim finally tells Pam how he feels about her after Roy ditches her at the Casino Night party in the warehouse and then she calls her mom at her desk and Jim walks in and they just kiss....awwwwww....it was so perfect!
Oh, I also watched the Dundies episode (the 1st episode of season 2) last night and I thought it was great how Kevin got the "Don't Go in After Me" award! That was hilarious!
Alrighty, I guess I should start my HW now...*sigh*....I could talk about The Office 4 ever!!

Mrs. Shrute- Episdoe from 10/11

Wow iheartbigtuna, you do have a lot of questions! I do understand though, it's only been a couple of weeks since you started watching. I was telliing KKras how we make a great team of Office Buffs, or Dunderheads, whatever you prefer, because KKras has the knowledge, I've been the longest fan, and you iheartbigtuna, give hope to the thousands of Office fans out there who think its too late to become an Office fan, but it is never too late!!
So about this weeks episode. We'll start with the beginning, which literally was the best part, I must agree iheartbigtuna. It brought back memmories for KKras and I, from English class a couple of years ago, there was a T.V. in the classroom, and there happened to be a block on the T.V. and we'd watch it go back, and anticipated it hitting into the corner!! I think the best part of that whole scene was that Michael had absolutley no idea that they meant the block on the T.V., but instead he was feeling confident about getting his whole team of Dunderheads excited about God knows what.
I thought Phyllis was pretty funny in this episode. I think we'll see some great things from Phyllis this season. Eventually, she'll take over the party planning commettee. It was great how she said all those things to Angela that the internet told her and you could tell it wasn't her own words.
I would just like to take this time to applaud Dwight on beating the computer in number of sales. Only I think it is possibly insane for someone to make well over one thousand sales in a couple of hours. But Dwight can do anything because he is Dwight!
The part when Michael kiddnapped the pizza boy is probally one of my favorite scenes in Office history. I was a little suprised though, Michael usually isn't a cheap person, I don't see why he got all upset. Well, now that I think about it, he drove all the way to New York (well, Jim did) for nothing, and he didn't get his sushi. Oh! Best Line of Whole Show:
"There's only one place to get authentic New York Style sushi." -Michael
"Tokyo?" -Dwight
And finally, KKras's favorite part: Andy's Song to Angela. I wouldn't be suprised if Andy and Angela went out on a date, of course, Anglea would do it to make Dwight completely jelous, and Andy would do it for his crazy pants, so it wouldn't be meaningful at all what-so-ever.
So that's what I think. Iheartbigtuna, I will answer all you're questions tomorrow, but I KKras can do it sooner. I'll do a bunch more posting tomorrow, and I'll try to get pictures up as soon as possible. It's too late, and I want to rewatch the scene with the block! BYE!!

Ok now iheartbigtuna knows who Karen is and who "Mother Goose" is

Ok, I just looked on NBC.com's office site and read Dwight's blog - amazing- and saw that Karen is Jim's old girlfriend (the one who brought Legally Blond to Desert Island in the Fire episode) and "Mother Goose" is Phyllis. So yes, now I understand why u don't like Karen - i don't either, so much so that I chose to forget her name. Also, I took that quotes quiz and failed miserabley and and got a 90 out of 360. Which I believe is the equivalent of 25% - joy. But really, that quiz is hard b/c I don't know half of the episodes that the quotes are from and when I do recognize a quote, I word it slightly wrong (like once I made "someone" one word and got it wrong). But it was still fun and the only quote I successfully got right all the way through was the one with the Bird and the worm from Office Olympics b/c it's my favorite episode!

iheartbigtuna's thoughts on Launch Party episode

The beginning was hilarious! It was great b/c at first I had no idea why they were all so animated but then i realized it was the block and I totally lost it! I actually rewound it and watched that scene again (partly b/c my brother wanted to see it but mostly b/c I wanted to see it again).
Anyway, I loved the whole idea of "Mother Goose", as I like to call her, trying to "understand" Angela's angst and I loved loved loved Jim & Pam typing to Dwight as "the evil computer". It was kinda sweet that Pam felt bad for Dwight at the end and told him "u beat me" but i still have no idea why he froze up like that... any thoughts?
It was hilarious when they yelled at Ryan over the cyber-camera and I was cracking up when they kidnapped the pizza delivery boy.
I also loved (man, I need another verb other than love) when Andy was trying to ask Angela out, I have no idea what he sees in her exactly but that song at the end was amazing, and it was cute that it made her almost smile.
The bear horn was amazing! :) :) :) What more can I say about that - it was just amazing!
I loved the episode, but my only complaint was that it kinda died at the end when Dwight and Michael went out to get pizza. I was kinda disapointed by the fact that they weren't eating pizza on someone else's car instead of their own (that would be funny) and I really didn't get Ryan just staring at the screen at the very end...but other that, I loved it!
My predictions for next episode is that the pizza guy will trash Dwight's beet farm or something to get back at them. I really hope they don't just drop the whole "kidnapping" thing - the police should totally show up at the office! I can't wait for nxt week! :)

PS I have a question:
Why didn't Pam end up getting married 2 Roy? Not that I wanted her to get married to him, but I'm just wondering what made her change her mind (besides the fact that Roy's a complete idiot).
I still haven't watched the last episode of season 2 so if that explains it just tell me to watch it, but if it doesn't explain, someone please do. Thanks.