Yay! Tons and Tons of Quotes

I think there's probably like 5,000 quotes here. I've been very lazy. There's a really good one from Dwight somewhere in there...

"Michael's birthday. It's pretty fun to watch. He gets really excited, eats a lot of cake, runs around, has a sugar crash in the afternoon, falls asleep, and that's when we get our work done."
-Jim

"They say you should take two steps forward and one step back. That's what I did in the last week. Except I took an extra step back. Then I kind of moved to the side a little. Life is a square dance. And all the men merely...dancers"
-Andy

"Part of being a boss is recognizing talent- including your own."
-Michael

"So you are Regionoal Manager and Assistant Regional Manager. Andy is your 'Number Two.' I am Secret Assistant Regional Manager."
-Pam, to Michael

"Today is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night...it's everyone's favorite day....These guys in here don't get a lot of trophies. Like Kevin. Who's going to give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts?"
-Michael

"Legend has it that a beet of purest gold sometimes grows in the fields of little boys who work double shifts."
-Dwight

"This is exactly what Michael Moore does...he goes up to people with a camera and he's like, 'Why did you do this?'...It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of Bowling for Columbine, because...I thought it was going to be a bowling movie. Like Kingpin."
-Michael

"We know he died. Flying into the glass doors....I don't think he was being stupid. I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building. To spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song."
-Pam, at an office funeral for a bird

"When I'm playing hoops, all the stress and responsibility of my position melt away. In the zone. It's zen. It's physical....Who am I? I don't know. A basketball machine. What is Dunder-Mifflin? Never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares."
-Michael

"You should be able to sell a lot here. This branch grossed over a million last year. Not that we're all millionaires, of course....I'm probably closest."
-Michael

"There are five stages to grief...and it's my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job."
-Michael

"The Dundies are like a car wreck where you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
-Pam

Wow, could that have been any longer? 10 MORE DAYS TILL "THE OFFICE" COMES BACK!!!

KKras

iheartbigtuna's review of Horton Hears a Who and JKras on Jay Leno

Horton Hears A Who (rated G), Steve Carell is the voice of the Mayor of Whoville

Summary in 2 words: hysterical, adorable

Summary in more than 2 words: Finally, a Dr. Seuss book-into-movie they've done right!! I loathed the people versions of The Grinch and The Cat in the Hat with Jim Carey, they were just so stupid looking, the humor was crude and it just wasn't Dr. Seussy at all!! This movie, however, was great! They managed to follow the storyline correctly while adding in some new strange, quirky characters to modernize and liven it up a bit (such as the oppossum/porcupine/who knows what type of animal she was, Katie who was really cute and only said a few words and was very strange but in an odd way hilarious). They also added little extra bits of info that weren't in the book, but that just further explored Dr. Seuss's world of Whoville. For example, the mayor has 96 daughers (just like in the book) and one son (not in book) and they have this giant revolving table that swivels every couple of minutes so that the Mayor can spend an allotted amount of time with each child every morning. The fact that his only son is emo and doesn't talk until the very end of the movie is also hysterical. As the mayor, Steve Carell was awesome!! Usually you can immediately tell it's him, and to an extent you could, but once you get lost in the movie, you start to forget it's Steve; he's just the Mayor...which means Steve did it right! There is all types of humor in the story, some of it is what I call "Tom and Jerry style" which is basically falling down, or getting hit on the head, but there isn't too much of that that it's annoying and in general the humor isn't forced or stupid, but witty so that older kids and even parents can appreciate it as well as little kids.

I give it 4 and a half stars because it was an amazing movie, but the ending was a little strange....i won't give it away....

U ALL MUST SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JKras on Jay Leno:

He's so funny and amazing! I loved seeing the Dunkin Donuts commercial, he looks so much younger in that and when he squeal-screams, it's amazingly hysterical!!! :) I was dissapointed however that JKras repeated a story (the one about the musical guest who went to go smoke weed right before he was needed onstage when JKras was an intern on some show). Yes, it's a good story, but c'mon JKras - i'm sure you have more material!!! Anyway, that movie, Leatherheads, doesn't look that good to be honest, it just looks really stupid...and i can't picture JKras as a young football player from the early days of football. He just looks so out-of-place. If I wasn't a fan of the Office, maybe I could picture him as that guy, but right now, I just keep asking myself whenever I see a commercial for Leatherheads, "where's Pam?" "where's Jims tie?" "where's Jim's desk?" ect. ect. ect......

All in all, it was an amazing interview, I haven't seen one of JKras in a while....oh, and my mom said that maybe a month ago Rainn Wilson was on Jay Leno! Hopefully we can find in online....

~iheartbigtuna~

OMG!

JKras will be on Jay Leno tomorrow night to promote his new film, Leatherheads, and possibly the Office!! Watch it on NBC @11.30.

ThatsWhatSheSaid

NEVER MIND THAT LAST POST!!!

I just went on nbc.com, and confirmed that new episodes of The Office will begin April 10th!!! Not any other date. I promise.

Mrs. Schrute<3

Mrs. Schrute Goes Insane

Oh my dear lord. I'm driving myself crazy!! I finally looked at a calendar, for once, and counted three weeks from the day I saw the commercial about The Office coming back in three weeks. That date was April 3rd!! Not the 10th!! Can someone please check this, just to make sure?? I'm making myself sick, because I'm so mixed up!! When is our beloved television program coming back!?!?

Mrs. Schrute<3

Horton Hears a Who

I'm actually going to see Horton Hears a Who later today - which is great b/c yesterday I went to the mall and got a Horton Hears a Who T-shirt!! It says: "A Person's a Person, No Matter How Small" and me, being 4'11", decided that it was a must buy shirt! :)

I'm going to wear it to the movies...why not?! :)

Anyway I'll be sure to critique Steve Carell's voice acting in the movie and report back to u all!

ttyl

~iheartbigtuna~

3 WEEKS!!

3 WEEKS!!! ONLY THREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES!!!

Any thoughts, feelings, emotions? Please comment.

Mrs. Schrute<3

(This post originally said 2 weeks, but last night I saw a commercial for The Office, and the confirmed it to be three weeks.)

Movies

The Office Cast Appearances in Upcoming Movies:

Leatherheads- John Krasinski

Get Smart- Steve Carrell

Horton Hears a Who- (voice of) Steve Carrell

GO SEE THESE MOVIES!!

Mrs. Schrute <3

New Quote

This one's a cute Jim quote. Yay!

"Michael's birthday. It's pretty fun to watch. He gets really excited, eats a lot of cake, runs around, has a sugar crash in the afternoon, falls asleep, and that's when we get our work done."
-Jim

KKras

PS Yay G-O! Can't wait :)

Yay! Really Good Quote!

Hello there, and Happy Saint Paddy's Day and may the lock o' the Irish be with ya all on this fine dey. (That's me trying to insert an Irish brogue into my typing.)
aNyWaY...

I've been very pleased with the past few quotes and this one is no different.

"People here get so caught up in the office politics. You would not believe the things I hear. "Hi, how are you? How was your weekend? I'm sorry about your grandmother. I'm sure she's in a better place." Nobody knows what place she's going to. You can't know that. I'm not going to ask people about their dead grandmothers just to get ahead."
-Angela

Yay Angela and St. Patrick's Day. Oh that just reminded me of the shamrock keychain that Oscar got for Creed for the Secret Santa in "Christmas Party" because he didn't really know much about him, besides the fact that he's Irish. HaHa

KKras

2 Quotes and A Full Recovery From My Incident

"About forty times a year, Michael gets really sick but has no symptoms. Dwight always gets gravely concerned."
-Pam

"Yes, today is my b-day. People seem to go crazy for it. I don't know why. It's on the first day of spring- give or take a week- which is cool. Plus, fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria, so I have the perfect ice-breaker if I ever meet Teri Hatcher."
-Michael

I am also happy to post that the disturbing image that I described to you a few days ago no longer burns a hole in my brain when I'm trying to sleep at night. In fact, I had a weird dream last night that didn't involve the aforementioned image. It actually involved Mary J. Blige coming to my house with a mini version of herself by her side to tell me that she's my biggest fan. I said, "Thank you, Mary J. Blige, but what did I do?" and she said "Just being yourself." Then she and the mini Mary came and hugged me while a man that drove a book-mobile was trying to sell my parents insurance for something. Yikes, based on that dream, I think I may be coming down with something.

KKras

Another Day, Another Quote

I'm still trying to calm myself down from the event that occurred in my previous post, and this quote is really helping. I love this one. It's so funny and it totally captures the essence of Dwight. Yay! I used essence in a sentence!

"We all received this memo at the beginning of the year listing things that are not allowed in this office. 'Nunchucks. Swords. Throwing stars. Spud guns. Spuds that are not for eating....Unlocked tasers....'"
-Dwight

You totally know this memo was directed at him, but he doesn't even realize it. Wow, Dwight is amazing.

KKras :)

A WARNING TO BLOGGERS EVERYWHERE!!!

Hey everyone, it's (a deeply disturbed) KKras. You will probably laugh at me for this, but please take caution and don't ever let it happen to you. Please....

So I was looking to see if anyone had commented on my most recent post when I wondered to myself, "hmm, I wonder how many people (besides the four authors) actually read this blog." And then I decided that I would take the time to look at other people's blogs. I know how hard we work on ours and how much I want others to appreciate it, so I thought that I would look at other people's because they may feel the same way. So I clicked that link on the skinny top line on top of the webpage that says "Next Blog." (I was also wondering how long it would take to get back to our blog.) I go through the first few and see one of a cute family on their trip to Hawaii, one written entirely in Spanish about Elvis, one about some goth guy, one about a man and his new baby (that didn't really look like him. Seriously, a paternity test would be highly recommended), another Spanish one, one in German or something like it, and finally, the one that is causing me great trauma and grief. I clicked the "Next Blog" button again, only to come upon the most disturbing image I have ever seen in my entire life. I'm going to put it this way: it was a photograph of a man's unspeakables, and imagine it super ugly, like in a gory horror movie kind of way, and then multiply that image by ten. At first, I didn't realize what it was, but upon a closer look, I found out that it was, in fact, a...well, you know. Now I know how Phyllis felt when she got flashed. It's a horrible feeling that she and I now share. It was horrendous-(spell check?) I almost threw up and I had to take a shower after seeing it, that's how unclean I felt after just the mere sight of it. It's not like I've never seen one before, it's just that I haven't seen one that ugly. It was really something out of a horror movie. Or worse. Put it this way, I wouldn't wish for my worst enemy to have to see what I just saw.
Curiosity really killed the cat. (Except I hate cats so I'm gonna change it to curiosity killed the monkey because I like monkeys and was born in the Chinese year of the monkey.)
So promise me you will never ever under any circumstances go exploring on blogspot. It could mean the end of your innocence and lead you to live a disturbed and traumatized life that I have now been damned to live. Seriously, don't be like yeah, KKras, I won't look, but then secretly go looking for it later because even though you know it's terribly gross, you can't help but want to see it for yourself. I know, I would have been the same way, but trust me. You are better off without this image plastered on your brain as you try to fall asleep. So, even though it's tempting not to, just stay on this blog page.

KKras

Several Good Quotes

"I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair."
Angela, about Dwight

"I thought about playing in the NHL, but you're on the road so much, you have no time to spend with your wife and kids. And I really want a wife and kids."
Michael

"So tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire?"
Michael, to Kelly's father
Opportunity for Bonus Points: What is that Hindu practice called when a woman throws herself on the flames with her husband when his dead body is being burned? (I don't know what the bonus points go towards, but you just get 'em."

"Do you think you could be our cheerleader today? Maybe lose the sweater, make a halter top out of that- something youthful, just this once?"
Michael, to Pam

"He's forty-one years old, he's losing his hair, his cell phone ring is 'Mambo Number Five.'"
Jim, about Michael

KKras

Announcment!!

The Office begins April 3rd!! Not April 10th!! For all of you who were unaware, inaware, underwear, kitchen ware...what have you.

Mrs. Schrute<3

Yes, this has to do with The Office

Hola Everyone! I just wanted to say congratulations to Amy Adams on her outstanding performance on SNL last night! For anyone who doesn't know, Amy Adams played the "Hot Girl" in season 1 of The Office, and she was asked out by Dwight, and she turned him down.

Thatswhatshesaid: They did a skit of Project Runway, you need to go on nbc.com and watch it. I died of laughter!!

That's all for now. It's almost a month, everyone, until the greatest day of our lives!

Mrs. Shrute <3

Double Pam Quotage?! Alright!

Hey Dunderheads, the countdown has begun until the first new episode since the writers' strike airs! 28 days! Noice! And, I'm especially happy because we have two Pam quotes for today, what a wonderful treat!

"It's weird. Jan used to treat Michael like he was ten years old. But lately it's like he was five."
-Pam

"Took us a long time to solve that dilemma. I suggested we flip a coin but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course, by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her."
-Pam

Yay Pam! (And PB & J)
KKras

Sorry for Being Lazy (Again, I Know)

Quotes:

"Okay. This is Times Square, named for the good times you have. In it....So this is the heart of New York City....When most people come to New York they go to the Empire State Building. But that's so touristy. I come here."
-Michael

"We can't overestimate the vaue of computers. Yes, they are great for playing games and forwarding funny e-mails, but real business is done on paper."
-Michael

"Football is like rock 'n' roll; but basketball? Basketball is jazz. It's in the pocket, its on the offbeat, it's like what's-his-name, that guy, that jazz guy...if you knew jazz you'd know what I'm talking about...Kenny G! Yes, I knew I'd remember. Jazz people know who he is."
-Michael

"Why tip someone for a job that I'm capable of doing myself?...I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can and do cut my own hair. I did, however, tip my urologist because I am not able to pulverise my own kidney stones."
-Dwight

And, perhaps my favorite in a long time,

"Retaliation. Tit for tit."
-Dwight

KKras

No Way!!!

You'll never guess who is in the new issue of Vanity Fair... It's JENNA FISCHER!!! You can see her, mocking Lindsay Lohan, and all our other favorite female comedians, such as Tiny Fey and the other SNL ladies. You must see Sarah Silverman mocking Amy Winehouse.. It's pure genius.

ThatsWhatSheSaid

Sorry!

My deepest and sincerest apology! I've been so busy with school and work that BBBG has been on the backburner of my mind. To make it up to you guys, I have an easy trivia question today.

What color was Dwight's pee the time he got tested when he applied to be a Sheriff's Deputy Volunteer? Hopefully I'll remember to check your answers and post it.

To iheartbigtuna, I think the best song played on the Office is Kevin singing "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morrisette. It's simply amazing.

ThatsWhatSheSaid

Everyone Answer My Poll!! (please)

Just a reminder to answer my poll. If there is an important song I'm forgetting, post it in a new post and tell me b/c I'm havin brain freeze right now as to other Office songs and am definately forgetting some good ones....

~iheartbigtuna~

about the new link iheartbigtuna just added

Helloo everybody, long time no see...hopefully this new link will make it up to you. Now I know its not really from The Office directly, but just take out the words "we didn't start" and replace them with "Ryan started" and then it's Office related - enjoy!

*sings "Ryan started the fiyah! It was always burnin' since the world's been turnin'! Ryan started the fi-yah...."singing fades*

:)