Yeah...

Haha, I chuckled at your latest post Mrs. Shrute. I refuse, I repeat REFUSE, to watch that new show. Even if my life dependended on it, I would not watch it. The Office Pride!!!

The answer to yesterday's question: What is the cash value of a Shrutebuck? is....1/100th of a cent!! It's okay, I know you all went back and watched the episode to get the answer. But that is loyal dedication, and I like that.

Today's question is: How many strips of bacon does Michael like? Answer tomorrow!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Very Anti-Karen at this Point/Cool Links!

Hello everyone. At this point I amd extremely anti-Karen. She does not support the writer's strike at all, and has now ditched the wonderful cast to be on Unhitched. Unless your mother's life is at stake DO NOT WATCH THAT SHOW!! If it's your life at steak, it probally dosen't matter. Unless you are a mother.....?
I know we are going anti-Karen, but here is a link of the Foo Fighter's music video for Long Road to Ruin (Thanks KKras!), staring Rashida Jones. <
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68qqyM-_K4w
Also, I would like everyone to know that dudnermifflininfinity.com does indeed exist! Just click on that link! What happens is, you get to join your own branch in your area! To all BBBG members, there is no branch in our town. Unless we can start our own, I'm not sure. So join a branch in your area, and start selling paper! I actually joined a while ago, but got fired because I never went.
Good-bye!
Mrs. Schrute<3

Next Quote

"I am Irish, English, German, and Scottish...a virtual United Nations. I am also part Native American... Not any one tribe, specifically. Just roamed the land."
-Michael

Although this was a good quote, I don't think I'm alone in saying that I would like to see more of a variety in the people giving the quotes. You know, Creed has some good ones. I'd like to hear from him once in a while. This day-by-day quote calendar is being discriminatory (is that a word?) against everyone that isn't the Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Northeast.

KKras

No More Creative Title Names...

Here's an explanation to answer yesterday's question:

In a deleted scene from the episode "The Carpet," Dwight tells a joke he heard from Mose: "What is black and white and red and can't think? A nun who has a beet for a head." Dwight tells this to a customer or potential customer on the phone after Michael advises him to add a joke now and then to lighten up his sales pitch. The person on the other end apparently gets offended, and Dwight says, "Im Catholic too."

Today's Question is : What is the cash value of a Shrutebuck? Answer tomorrow!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Another boring quote

"I don't think it would be the worst thing if they let me go. Because then I might...It's just, I don't think it's many little girls' dream to be a receptionist."

-Pam

Aww, poor Pammie, (oh wait we're not allowed to call her Pammie).

KKras

Random Stuff

This is pretty amazing. http://theoffice.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page. Also known as Dunderpedia. It's basically Wikipedia for "The Office." Anything and everything you want to know about this amazing show.

And please tell me you've seen these! It's the Office Webisodes also known as The Office: Accountants. It follows Angela, Kevin, and Oscar on their search for missing money. These Webisodes also won an award of some sort (sorry, I forgot which one). Unfortunately, these Webisodes are fairly short, but are still filled with funny lines and etc. Cameo by Rainn Wilson too!! Be sure to watch all 10 of these Webisodes, you'll need them to fulfill that empty space in your heart while you're missing "The Office."

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Getting Better!

Yes! Every one is getting much better with answering my trivia question! Although it seems that maybe my questions are too easy!

The answer to yesterday's question is *drumroll* .... DIAPERS! Congrats!

Today's Question is : What is black and white and red and can't think? Answer tomorrow!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

KKras

As THATSWHATSHESAID has so kindly pointed out, I have been neglectful and lazy about posting my quotes so today there's like three or four...


I may have posted this one before, but, oh well...
"It's okay here, but people sometimes take advantage, because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends and you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules."
-Dwight

"Today is spring cleaning here...and yes, I know that it's January- I'm not an idiot...But if you do your spring cleaning in January, guess what you don't have to do in the spring? Anything."
-Michael

"All salesmen are selling one thing...happiness. Look at TV ads now. A guy in a tuxedo breakdancing in a park and four hot girls jumping in a puddle, and what are they selling? Could be coffee, could be typewriters. It's a lifestyle. The happiness lifestyle."
-Michael

"Come on! Six million dollar man. Steve Austin! Actually, that would be a good salary for me, don't you think? Six million dollars? Memo to Jan, I deserve a raise."
-Michael

"Diversity Day...yeah, I'd like to see us erase a hundred years of racism in one hour."
-Michael

And I love that South Park meets The Office picture you found, THATSWHATSHESAID
KKras

Congrats!

Congrats! To the amazing cast of "The Office" for winning Outstanding Performance by an Ensemble in a Comedy Series during the SAG Awards last night! They deserve it! This win is the second one in a row for the cast. Congrats!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Question #4?

Well, I got one response to yesterday's question. The answer to the question: What word did Dwight mispell at his 6th grade spelling bee? is .... FAILURE.

Today's Question is...
Jim pulled a "macro" prank on Dwight so that everytime he typed his name, it would say ______.
This question is a toughy! Good luck! Answers tomorrow!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Pure Entertainment

Throughout the past week I have had Andy singing "Take a Chance on Me" to Angela stuck in my head. So I thought I would YouTube it and see if the clip from the episode would pop up. (I know I shouldn't do that, no money goes to the writers, but I just had to!) Much to my amazement, I stumbled upon this lovely clip from "The Office" Convention, which I would've died to go to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gfu32OcLnA

You might want to watch it over and over again, so you can try to cancel out the fans screaming. Which isn't that annoying, because we all know, if that was you, you'd be screaming your lungs out too!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Sunday's Question...

Okay, we're getting a little better with answering my amazing trivia questions. The answer to yesterday's question: What is the name of Michael's most infamous ringtone? is .... *drumroll* My Humps! by the Black Eyed Peas.

Today's question is: What word did Dwight mispell at his 6th grade spelling bee? Answer tomorrow!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Next Trivia Question!!!

Wow! There was such an overwhelming response to the first trivia question (haha very funny...there were none). The answer to yesterday's question: Michael decides not to tell his employees about downsizing because...As a doctor you would not tell a patient if they had cancer. And because no one even attempted to answer the question, you all got it wrong. Congradulations!

Today's Question: What is the name of Michael's most infamous ringtone??

This should be pretty easy! Answer tomorrow!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

iheartbigtuna appologizes for her absence and also welcomes THATSWHATSHESAID to the blog

Sorry x 1000 that I haven't been on the blog in so long...I all know how much u all missed me. :)

First of all, a big welcome to our newest member THATSWHATSHESAID. (I love the name by the way.) And those pics were amazing! Zabe had told me about the one with the wanted poster with Dwight's face but wouldn't say what the second one was because I just had to see it for myself. Now I know what Zabe meant!! That pic was awesome! It will definately end up being my screensaver, or my background...or both!!

I'd also like to announce that I am 3 episodes away from finishing my season 3 DVD, plus all the bonus features. I'll try and finish it this weekend.

Oh, and I don't mean to be Toby-ish (aka depressing) but when I went on iTunes they no longer have Office episodes to download onto your ipod!! I'm so mad! That was like my only reason to get a video ipod!!! Grrrrr! At least I still have The Injury, which I bought a while ago.

Sooo, now I'm gonna call that number on the poster and then I'll watch all those videos KKras posted....tata for now! :)

Today's Trivia Question!!

Michael decides not to tell his employees about downsizing because...
1. He thinks it's beside the point.
2. He refuses to allow any downsizing to take place.
3. As a doctor you would not tell a patient if they had cancer.
4. It would lower morale.

My newest thing will be a daily trivia question! Are you as much of a fan as you say you are? Answer to question tomorrow.

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

I Just Couldn't Help Myself...

So we all remember this from "Women's Appreciation," right? Well a little birdie told me a secret about this flyer. Try calling the phone number. I'm telling you, you will be amazed. Don't worry it's not a trap of some sort. I'm pretty sure a 1800 call is free too!

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

Something to Put a Smile On Your Face..

I stumbled upon this amazing picture while I was trying to rack up points on "The Office" Trivia. It's probably the most entertaining thing I have seen in a while.

[THATSWHATSHESAID]

All About THATSWHATSHESAID!

Hey everyone! Yes, it's true! I am the newest member. Here's a little bit about myself and my obsessiveness with "The Office."

Code Name: THATSWHATSHESAID
How Long You've Been a Fan: Since about the 2nd season.
Favorite Charecter: Jim, Dwight, Andy, Ryan, Toby
Least Favorite Charecter: Karen
Favorite Episode: Diversity Day, Women's Appreciation, The Injury, The Job, A Benihana Christmas
Favorite Office Quote: Its pretty much the quote that this is based on. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
First Impression of the Office: Huh? What in the world are they talking about?
How Long You've Been Waiting for Pam and Jim to Go on a Date: Pretty much forever. I knew they were destined. And I've hated Karen from the beginning.
Favorite Song Ever Played/Sung on an Episode of The Office: Michael singing "Goodbye My Lover" by James Blunt. & Kevin singing "You Oughta Know" by Alanis Morrisette.
Whatever Else You Want to Say: I absolutely positively love "The Office." Its pretty much my favorite show ever. And I cannot wait until this strike ends, and our great writers get paid!

THANK YOU DELL!

At this time, I would like to thank Dell Computer Company. They really pulled through for me and got me my laptop battery very quickly. Yay! Now we won't miss any quotes!

"It's okay here, but people sometimes take advantage, because it's so relaxed. I'm a volunteer Sheriff's Deputy on the weekends and you cannot screw around there. That's sort of one of the rules."

-Dwight

Quick Quotes

Hey I'm doing this super fast because the battery on my laptop has only 36 minutes to live. Of course, it chose this week of all weeks to crap out on me and now I have to get a new one. I'm trying to get as much done on the computer as possible before it bites the dust.

Quotes:

"Ooh, discipline- kinky! All right, here's the deal, you guys. The thing about a practical joke is you have to know when to start as well as when to stop, and Jim, now is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects into Jell-O."

-Michael
I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all of Jim's next line, "How do you know it was me?" which he said as he was eating from a cup of Jell-O.

"This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. I like to find ways to combine fun, motivation, and education into a single mind-blowing, once-in-a-lifetime experience and I do this every January...We're going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack."

-Michael

I have to go now and finish making the most of my last few minutes of laptop time before my new battery arrives (possibly days from now, so there may not be quotes for a little while.)

KKras

KKras More Vids

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D83LwCFM1co&feature=related
in this one, the movie he is referring to is "Riding The Bus With My Sister." It was really bad, by the way. It was one of those Hallmark movies or something.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4TD5CKWvEg&NR=1

KKras New Vid

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRcPegojQ5A&feature=related

The more you watch it, the funnier it gets.

This one's good, too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByiXun88dyY&NR=1

Yay Another Quote!

"I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King but he didn't even work here."

-Michael

This was such a perfect quote for today, Martin Luther King Jr.'s Birthday!

Happy MLK Jr. Day!!!

Yay More Quotes and Welcome THATSWHATSHESAID and Happy Birthday Rainn Wilson

"I don't need insurance. I've never been sick. Perfect immune system...superior genes. And more importantly, superior brain power. Through concentration I can control my cholesterol. Raise or lower it at will."

-Dwight, on choosing the office health care plan

"This was an incredible year for the Dundies...We learned Michael's true feelings about Ryan. We heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs in ways that will ruin them for the rest of my life."

-Jim

Welcome to the Blog, THATSWHATSHESAID!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAINN WILSON!

BIRTHDAY WISHES

HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUSBAND RAINN WILSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NEW MEMBER OF TRIPPLE B AND A G!!!

EVERYONE!! GREAT NEWS!! We have a new member of our amazing fan club! I would like to welcome THATSWHATSHESAID. Yes, that's the name. This is great, our family of fans is growing! Yay!!

AnOtHeR qUoTe

"When I was five, my mom told me that my fish went to the hospital in the toilet and never came back, so we had a funeral for it. And I remember thinking, "I'm a little too old for this." ... And I was five."

-Ryan, at an office funeral for a bird

KKras

Quote 13 or 14 I Think (Somewhere Around There)

"Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger, and Dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch?...There is no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology."

-Michael

I liked this quote a lot. :)

Next Quote

Hey here's Tuesday's quote:

"We work hard, we play hard. Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard, right? I guess the atmosphere that I've created here is that I'm a friend first, and a boss second. And probably an entertainer third."

-Michael

KKras

KKras Single Quotage

Monday's Quote:

"The only cure I know for the Monday blues...is Varsity Blues! Let's go! Let's go, let's go, let's go!"

- Michael

Not a bad quote. I was pleased today.

KKras :)

KKras Double Quotage

Hey today I am posting two quotes because I didn't have time to post yesterday.

Friday's:

"A boss is like a teacher. And I am like the cool teacher. Like Mr. Handel. Mr. Handel would hang out with us, and he would tell us awesome jokes...and he actually hooked up with one of the students. Um, and then like twelve other kids came forward. It was in the papers. Really ruined eighth grade for us."

Michael

Saturday/Sunday's:

"Am I gonna tell them? No, I'm not going to tell them. I don't see the point of that. As a doctor, you would not tell a patient if they had cancer."

-Michael, on downsizing

Ta Ta For Now

KKras

KKras Quote #9

Hey, here's quote numero nueve:

"If corporate wants to come in here and interfere, then they're gonna have to go through me...I'm the head of this family. And, um you ain't gonna be messin' with my chillun."

-Michael

P.S. For those of you that are interested, there is a new 30 Rock on tonight where *gasp, Kenneth may be leaving for good!

KKras

KKras Quote #8

Hey Dunderheads!

Here's quote number eight...and I have to say, as much as I love Jim and "The Office," I am getting very tired of these cliche quotes. I think I've seen this one at least a million times. Hopefully tomorrow's will be something more original.

"Right now this is just a job. If I advance any higher...that would make this my career. And if this were my career, I would have to throw myself in front of a train. So, really, it's a matter of life and death."
- Jim

KKras

KKras Quote #7 and a Reminder

Here's the quote:

"Did I wake up this morning thinking I'd be throwing a bird funeral? You never can tell what your day is going to turn into."

-Pam

And the Reminder:

I had posted some JKras videos not too long ago, but it was around the Christmas area, so I don't know if everyone got to see them. Just look in 2007 and you'll find it.

KKras

Toby, Ryan, Kelly and Writers Talk Promotions

Hey everyone I found a video of our favorite people striking(not Toby). They start talking about Promotions, which I guess is the new word for TV Show? I thought it was comical. Enjoy: http://www.officetallyy.com/the-office-is-closed.

Mrs. Schrute<3

KKras' Sixth Quote and More Complaining

Quote #6:

"Ah, this is our receptionist, Pam...Pam has been with us for...forever...If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple of years ago. Meow."

-Michael

And now for more complain-y behavior from KKras...

This daily quote calendar has disappointed me greatly. On Sunday, I went to tear off another page, only to discover that there was one quote for Saturday and Sunday. For each weekend, there is only one quote. This company owes me 52 more quotes. I am so angry (would you like some cheese with that whine, KKras?) (And yes, I just asked myself that). So I apologize to all of you who were expecting a quote on Sunday but didn't get one. I am very sorry. I hope these quotes start getting wicked funny soon. They've been okay so far, but they weren't the best. Maybe they're saving the best for last. Who knows?

KKras

KKras Quote Five

"Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many flaws of their kind. Also, weak arms."

Dwight

KKras Quote Four

Hey, hopefully this is the last of the cliches:

"My job is to speak to clients on the phone about er, ...quantities and types of copier paper- you know, whether we can supply it to them, whether they can pay for it...and I'm boring myself just talking about this..."

-Jim

Mrs. Shrute's Big Suprise

I worked hard on this. I poured all of my sad feelings about the writer's strike into this. Now here it is. For your pleasure, to the tune of "Hey There Delila" by the Plain White T's, here is "Hey There Dunder Mifflin":

"Hey There Dunder Mifflin"
Hey there Dunder Mifflin
What's it like in Scranton, Penn.?
I'm a about three hours away
But my darling branch, you’ve got bats
Yes you do
Dwight Schrute can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Dunder Mifflin
Don't you worry about the distance
Jim’s right there if you get lonely
Give this Cosby impression another listen
Close your blinds(Because the IT tech. guy is coming)
Listen to Kelly talking, it's my disguise
It hurts my ears

Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Sell some paper to me

Hey there Dunder Mifflin
I know times are getting hard
This water mark is not that funny
Well actually yes it is, HA HA
It’s all Creed’s fault
He was supposed to meet with Debby Brown
But he’s so weird

Hey there Dunder Mifflin
I've got so much left to say
But I’m sure Pam will write it down
It’s her job anyway
But she'd just draw
If Michael jumps off that building, he’ll fall
He’ll loose it all

Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh it's what you do to me

About three hours seems pretty far
But they've got planes and Meredith’s car
I'd Fun Run to you if I had no other way
Our co-workers would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That Oscar’s really very gay

Dunder Mifflin I can promise you
That by the time we get through
Dwight will be playing jokes on Jimmy H
And you're to blame

Hey there Dunder MifflinYou be good and sell some paper
Two more years and I’ll retire here
And I'll be putting item in jello, like Jim does
You'll know it's all because of you
He can do whatever he wants to
Hey there Dunder Mifflin here's to you
This one's for you

Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Sell some paper to me

KKras' Quote Numero Tres

Hey guys!

In case you haven't been looking at the blog recently (ahem, Mrs. Schrute) please make sure you scroll down all the way because there was some big news regarding our friend, Angela, but I don't think everyone has seen it yet (ahem, Mrs. Schrute.) I've written quite a bit and it may take you a while (ahem, Mrs. Schrute) to catch up (ahem, Mrs. Schrute.)

Now that I've proven that I may be one of the neediest people ever, here's quote number three for 1/3/08:

"You know the saying, 'A cluttered desk means a cluttered mind?'...I say an empty desk means...an empty mind."

-Michael

Well, unfortunately, Michael, I must have a cluttered mind.

Enjoy the rest of your day and AHEM: COMMENTING ON MY ENTRIES!!! (ahem, Mrs. Schrute!!!!!!) I know that iheartbigtuna will be on top of things. By the way, it takes me about twenty tries before I correctly spell iheartbigtuna. I put spaces in all the time and have to start over again. Sorry to be a complainer. Maybe I'm just jealous of your name. :)

KKras

KKras Awesome Picture

Hey, Dunderheads, still trying to lighten the mood, and I found this fabulous picture on the internet. It was super sexy, especially Michael making photocopies of his butt. Classy. I think I'm making this picture my background. I didn't know how to put this picture on the side of the blog like Mrs. Schrute, but this is okay. If you'd like this for your background, look up "the office entertainment weekly" on google images. You can also see the special covers for the magazine with all the couples on it. It's so funny.

R.I.P. Season 4

KKras

KKras's Second Quote of the Year!

"I've been at Dunder-Mifflin for twelve years, the last four as regional manager....See, we have the entire floor, so this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see."

-Michael

I'll put the next one up tomorrow.

KKras Trying to Lighten the Mood

Hey, I know that this is a sad time for us all, but I thought I would lighten the mood with the first Office quote of the year!! Feel free to comment on the episode it's from or anything else, for that matter.

"I was crying because it was New Year's Eve and it started snowing at exactly midnight."
-Dwight

I thought it was a good quote, considering the holiday. Tomorrow I'll put the next one up. I haven't looked at it yet, but I hope it's good!

-KKras