Tear*Sniff
I was so disappointed to hear this horrible news. My heart is breaking as we speak. I am praying that there still could be other seasons. I think my life may end if I don't find out what is going to happen between Angela and Dwight (OH bIG news about Angela, which I will say later.) I may die if I don't get to find out if Jim and Pam get married (or Kevin and his fiancee, for that matter) or if I never get to hear of any more of Creed's antics or if things are okay between Jan and Michael. I don't think I can take it. My hands are shaking as I type this. It can't be the end- it just can't.
Anyway, on a more positive note, if there can possibly be one after news like this...Angela is having a baby! (In real life.) Apparently she and her husband are expecting their new baby (sex unknown) in May!! She had written about this on her blog on Myspace. Yay for baby Kinsey!!!!!!!!
Tear Tear. I think I'm going to cry in my pillow for the next few days.
KKras
Monday, December 31, 2007
Sunday, December 30, 2007
SUPRISE! from Steve Carell
Hello Everyone! Mrs. Schrute here! I lied, I do have access to a computer here in Florida. Not to rub it in, but it's lovley here.
Iheartbigtuna, I laughed so hard when I read your post!!! I loved that episode!! That was the first one ever right?? I've always wanted to try putting a sapler in jello!!
I too, have a funny office experience. Not as funny as the stapler in jello, but oh well. So, my family and I were on the plane comming over to Florida, and as some of you may know, the airline usually provides you with some reading matteral such as in-fliht magazines. So my father was looking through one, and saw an advertisement with Steve Carell! So he ripped out his face and stuck it on my mother's purse (for some reason her purse has a little picture frame charm on it, so he stuck it in there). When she came back from the bathroom, I guess that's where she was, she thought that was sort of odd. When we finally landed in Florida, my mother asked me to hold her purse for her, and she purposly handed it to me, so I would see the lovley Michael Scott. I freaked out right there in the airport. So for the next few days, Michael Scott was at my mother's side...until she eventually got sick of it and took it off.
That's my story. I hope everyone has a wonderful few more days of vacation! Here's to a new year with wonderful Office episodes, and hopefully the end of a writer's strike!
Happy New Year!
Mrs. Schrute <3
Iheartbigtuna, I laughed so hard when I read your post!!! I loved that episode!! That was the first one ever right?? I've always wanted to try putting a sapler in jello!!
I too, have a funny office experience. Not as funny as the stapler in jello, but oh well. So, my family and I were on the plane comming over to Florida, and as some of you may know, the airline usually provides you with some reading matteral such as in-fliht magazines. So my father was looking through one, and saw an advertisement with Steve Carell! So he ripped out his face and stuck it on my mother's purse (for some reason her purse has a little picture frame charm on it, so he stuck it in there). When she came back from the bathroom, I guess that's where she was, she thought that was sort of odd. When we finally landed in Florida, my mother asked me to hold her purse for her, and she purposly handed it to me, so I would see the lovley Michael Scott. I freaked out right there in the airport. So for the next few days, Michael Scott was at my mother's side...until she eventually got sick of it and took it off.
That's my story. I hope everyone has a wonderful few more days of vacation! Here's to a new year with wonderful Office episodes, and hopefully the end of a writer's strike!
Happy New Year!
Mrs. Schrute <3
Saturday, December 29, 2007
iheartbigtuna's Christmas-Office suprise!
Ok, so before xmas I was talking to my cousin about the Office. She watches it too and loves it! So we recalled some funny episodes, like the one where Jim puts Dwight's stapler in jello. Two days after xmas, we had a family xmas party at my house and she came too. However, we were too preoccupied with our little cousins (7 and 5) that we didn't get to talk much about the Office. This morning, my mom found a foreign container in our fridge. At first she thought it was the leftovers one of our aunts brought for the party and left in the fridge, but when she opened it, inside there was....a mini stapler in jello!!!!! It was hysterical and we all laughed for like 20 minutes straight when she showed me and my brother. Today we are having more people over for another Christmas party and some of them are also Office fans so my mom said, "We'll serve this at the party today." I replied, "Is that sanitary?" and she laughed and corrected herself that we won't actually EAT it, we'll just show it to them! But it was a really great suprise, and I have yet to e-mail my cuz to thank her for the treat!
Friday, December 28, 2007
Good Things
Dudes!
How are y'all? I just wanted to tell you that for Christmas, I got an amazing Office "A Quote A Day" calendars. It's awesome. It's very tempting, but I've decided not to look ahead to any dates so that I can have a new surprise every day! If you'd like, at the end of every week, I will record the quotes for each day so that we can share the laughs and joys that the Office has to offer, even though it is not on the air.
Oh, more good things!! I found the official Jenna Fisher/Pam Beesly Myspace page and she writes blogs!!! They're actually really funny and I thought you all would like to know. She also has links to other official Office character myspace pages. Best of all, you don't need to have a myspace to look at them! Here's the link to Pam/Jenna's and then you can find others from there:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27753303
Enjoy and Comment, too! I love to read comments!!!!
KKras
How are y'all? I just wanted to tell you that for Christmas, I got an amazing Office "A Quote A Day" calendars. It's awesome. It's very tempting, but I've decided not to look ahead to any dates so that I can have a new surprise every day! If you'd like, at the end of every week, I will record the quotes for each day so that we can share the laughs and joys that the Office has to offer, even though it is not on the air.
Oh, more good things!! I found the official Jenna Fisher/Pam Beesly Myspace page and she writes blogs!!! They're actually really funny and I thought you all would like to know. She also has links to other official Office character myspace pages. Best of all, you don't need to have a myspace to look at them! Here's the link to Pam/Jenna's and then you can find others from there:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=27753303
Enjoy and Comment, too! I love to read comments!!!!
KKras
Thursday, December 27, 2007
JKRAS VIDS!!!!!!
Hey JKras fans, leave it to me (KKras) to find the most perverted video of JKras. I have three amazing ones for you, but one is a little um... well...it's beyond words. Be careful who sees this update.
- The Weirdest One of All: I'm not sure under what context this is taking place, but he his um shall we say...having "fun" with himself (more specifically, his privates) in the shower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUa9sl5vw70 - One about a car and JKras:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwHPO2TM2zE - Conan intern JKras:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5AXlXclXUw
Yay. Think of this as my Christmas present to you.
KKras
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
iheartbigtuna shares her Office Christmas gifts with you
I can't believe xmas is over already! This year went by soooo fast!! Anyway, I hope "Santa" was good to all of you...
My parents know I'm crazy about the office, and so I got an NBC store bag full of Office-related goodies!! I got three magnets, one being "I love Jim", a "Support the Rabid" livestrong bracelet and The Office Season Three!!!!!! Now, Mrs. Shrute and KKras, I am more than willing to share the DVD with you guys, but I have to watch it first!!!! :)
Well, I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas, or a Happy Hanukka or a Happy Kwanza, and, Mrs. Shrute, have a lovely vacation in Florida while we're all stuck here in the cold....brrrrr....
:)
My parents know I'm crazy about the office, and so I got an NBC store bag full of Office-related goodies!! I got three magnets, one being "I love Jim", a "Support the Rabid" livestrong bracelet and The Office Season Three!!!!!! Now, Mrs. Shrute and KKras, I am more than willing to share the DVD with you guys, but I have to watch it first!!!! :)
Well, I hope you all had a very Merry Christmas, or a Happy Hanukka or a Happy Kwanza, and, Mrs. Shrute, have a lovely vacation in Florida while we're all stuck here in the cold....brrrrr....
:)
Mrs. Schrute Takes a Vacation
Hello everyone! I just wanted to let you know I won't be able to post for a while, for I will be on vacation in Florida, and will not have access to a computer. However, while I am at the beach I will absolutley work on some episodes, and post them when I return.
Did everyone get some nice Office-related items for Christmas? I got one of those talking card with Michael explaining the goodness of Christmas.
I hope everyone had a nice holiday, and I will be home soon!
Did everyone get some nice Office-related items for Christmas? I got one of those talking card with Michael explaining the goodness of Christmas.
I hope everyone had a nice holiday, and I will be home soon!
Monday, December 24, 2007
Sunday, December 23, 2007
iheartbigtuna wishes everybody a happy holiday!!
Merry Christmas Everybody!!!! :)
I really can't believe that tomorrow is xmas eve already!!!
Anyway, I finally watched the Benihana Christmas episode and it was AMAZING!!! I forgot how much I really missed the show since that's the first episode I've seen in weeks!! It was really great. OK, my fav parts were:
1. When Jim tells Dwight that the waitress is asking them how to prepare a goose since Dwight can't hear the conversation.
2.When Michael takes steak from the other guy's plate and says, "It's family style" and Jim says,"It's not." I LOVE the way Jim said that line.
3.When Kevin doesn't know which party to go to...oh, oh, better yet, when Kevin looks at the two posters and Angela takes Pam and Karen's down and then he says, "I didn't see where it was." THAT was great!!
4.When Michael couldn't tell the two waitresses apart and he marks his "date" with a marker on her arm.
5.When Michael tells Jim that he marked his date.
6.It was sad when Jim turned down Pam's CIA - Dwight prank but it was really sweet when at the end he accepted it and they told Dwight the CIA was sending a helicopter to get him and then they said, "Mission has been compromised, destroy phone." and he chucks the phone over the side of the building! :)
The rest of the episode was amazing but I just wasn't into the beginning, it was too crazy to actually happen...ever...I mean I guess Dwight would do something like that, but the goose looked too fake and all the characters seemed just soooooo exagerated in that scene, so I dunno...it just wasn't my favorite.
Anyway, I was really happy to be able to watch an Office Christmas special that I hadn't seen despite the stupid writers' strike. So Merry Christmas Everybody - be sure to get everyone you know Dunder Mifflin golf balls (they actually sell them, look at the link of Mrs. Shrute's latest post).
I really can't believe that tomorrow is xmas eve already!!!
Anyway, I finally watched the Benihana Christmas episode and it was AMAZING!!! I forgot how much I really missed the show since that's the first episode I've seen in weeks!! It was really great. OK, my fav parts were:
1. When Jim tells Dwight that the waitress is asking them how to prepare a goose since Dwight can't hear the conversation.
2.When Michael takes steak from the other guy's plate and says, "It's family style" and Jim says,"It's not." I LOVE the way Jim said that line.
3.When Kevin doesn't know which party to go to...oh, oh, better yet, when Kevin looks at the two posters and Angela takes Pam and Karen's down and then he says, "I didn't see where it was." THAT was great!!
4.When Michael couldn't tell the two waitresses apart and he marks his "date" with a marker on her arm.
5.When Michael tells Jim that he marked his date.
6.It was sad when Jim turned down Pam's CIA - Dwight prank but it was really sweet when at the end he accepted it and they told Dwight the CIA was sending a helicopter to get him and then they said, "Mission has been compromised, destroy phone." and he chucks the phone over the side of the building! :)
The rest of the episode was amazing but I just wasn't into the beginning, it was too crazy to actually happen...ever...I mean I guess Dwight would do something like that, but the goose looked too fake and all the characters seemed just soooooo exagerated in that scene, so I dunno...it just wasn't my favorite.
Anyway, I was really happy to be able to watch an Office Christmas special that I hadn't seen despite the stupid writers' strike. So Merry Christmas Everybody - be sure to get everyone you know Dunder Mifflin golf balls (they actually sell them, look at the link of Mrs. Shrute's latest post).
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Mrs. Schrute: Christmas Shopping
Merry Christmas (soon) Everyone! I just wanted to let you all know, and thank you iheartbigtuna for reminding me, NBC.com has wonderful The Office parafanalia gifts for the holidays. They have everything from Season 3 to my personal favorite, the Schrute Farms Beets shirt! They also have Dundie Awards!! Nothing says Happy Holidays to someone you love more than a Dundie Award!!
Below is the link for the greatest shopping experience of your life:
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/index.php?v=nbunbcnowoffall&pagemax=all
Happy Shopping!!
Below is the link for the greatest shopping experience of your life:
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/index.php?v=nbunbcnowoffall&pagemax=all
Happy Shopping!!
Monday, December 17, 2007
iheartbigtuna realizes a definate sign of this blog's decay
Sorry KKras, but if this blog has come to links of deleted scenes from the Outsiders where Ponyboy showers then I'm afraid we must all sign off from this blog right now and hide under a rock in shame. Sorry, as you can tell I truely despised that movie because it butchered that wonderful book into millions of tiny, microscopic pieces....
Anywho...I was just thinking, isn't it funny how the word "pieces" is spelled with the word "pie" in it...I wonder if it's simply a strange coincidence??
So I DVR-ed the Benihana (spelling?) Christmas episode but with my busy, busy, busy, (did I say BUSY?) weekend I had no time left to watch it. Yes, I know it is my duty to MAKE time for the Office but sadly there wasn't even enough time to make time...if that makes any sense at all.
So I will just have to watch it this coming weekend, which will be much more enjoyable because all the hustle and bustle of holiday prep will be done and over with and I can just lie down on the couch with a jar of Nutella and a spoon and my beloved Office Christmas Special and gain a few pounds...
But until then, I don't think I have any more Office - related to talk/write about and so I should probably just stop typing and go to bed, however I highly doubt that will occur.
I guess I will take the time to mention here that am anticipating the arrival of some extra-special x-mas presents from the NBC store - a "Support the Rabid" livestrong and The Office: Season Three DVD, among others. I can't wait! :)
Also, I will make it clear that I expect KKras and Mrs. Shrute to take advantage of this holiday vacation to fervently write their episodes too end the suspense of our dedicated readers (mainly me)!! JK! Take as much time as you need b/c with all this anticipation, they better be freakin' awesome! (which I'm sure they will be, coming from the 2 biggest Office fanatics I know)
Anywho, I guess it's off to bed for me and so I bid you all "adios" and "ciao" and "farewell" and "sianara" (spelling?) and "bon voyage" and "adeiu" and finally a "Th-Th-That's all folks"!
Anywho...I was just thinking, isn't it funny how the word "pieces" is spelled with the word "pie" in it...I wonder if it's simply a strange coincidence??
So I DVR-ed the Benihana (spelling?) Christmas episode but with my busy, busy, busy, (did I say BUSY?) weekend I had no time left to watch it. Yes, I know it is my duty to MAKE time for the Office but sadly there wasn't even enough time to make time...if that makes any sense at all.
So I will just have to watch it this coming weekend, which will be much more enjoyable because all the hustle and bustle of holiday prep will be done and over with and I can just lie down on the couch with a jar of Nutella and a spoon and my beloved Office Christmas Special and gain a few pounds...
But until then, I don't think I have any more Office - related to talk/write about and so I should probably just stop typing and go to bed, however I highly doubt that will occur.
I guess I will take the time to mention here that am anticipating the arrival of some extra-special x-mas presents from the NBC store - a "Support the Rabid" livestrong and The Office: Season Three DVD, among others. I can't wait! :)
Also, I will make it clear that I expect KKras and Mrs. Shrute to take advantage of this holiday vacation to fervently write their episodes too end the suspense of our dedicated readers (mainly me)!! JK! Take as much time as you need b/c with all this anticipation, they better be freakin' awesome! (which I'm sure they will be, coming from the 2 biggest Office fanatics I know)
Anywho, I guess it's off to bed for me and so I bid you all "adios" and "ciao" and "farewell" and "sianara" (spelling?) and "bon voyage" and "adeiu" and finally a "Th-Th-That's all folks"!
More Un-Office Related
Hey Outsiders fans!
Yes, I said Outsiders. For all you fans of the life-changing book/movie, The Outsiders, this is the video for you. It is a deleted scene from the movie that you Ponyboy fans are going to love!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyxNnr7vdi0
5 days till the winter solstice!
Adieu
KKras
Yes, I said Outsiders. For all you fans of the life-changing book/movie, The Outsiders, this is the video for you. It is a deleted scene from the movie that you Ponyboy fans are going to love!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyxNnr7vdi0
5 days till the winter solstice!
Adieu
KKras
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
KKras Again!
Hey everybody,
Do you want to hear the version of my episode with me written into it or with all legitimate characters? It's your call. I don't care either way. Just comment and tell me your opinions. :)
-KKras
Do you want to hear the version of my episode with me written into it or with all legitimate characters? It's your call. I don't care either way. Just comment and tell me your opinions. :)
-KKras
Monday, December 10, 2007
Mrs. Shrute- News
Iheartbigtuna, I love the idea of writing our own holiday episode! Though, I agree I am very upset, the Christmas episodes are always very funny.
My episode, titled Save the Penguins, is underway! I can't wait for KKras's, and ihearbigtuna I LOVE yours!! Please write more!
I'm not sure if I posted something about this already, but here it is again. As far as the writer's strike and new episdoes, all twelve have been aired, and there is one script that has not been taped yet. So, yea. I hope this ends soon! Maybe Triple B and a G should start a petition to pay the writers more.
Christmas in 15 Days!! YAY!!
My episode, titled Save the Penguins, is underway! I can't wait for KKras's, and ihearbigtuna I LOVE yours!! Please write more!
I'm not sure if I posted something about this already, but here it is again. As far as the writer's strike and new episdoes, all twelve have been aired, and there is one script that has not been taped yet. So, yea. I hope this ends soon! Maybe Triple B and a G should start a petition to pay the writers more.
Christmas in 15 Days!! YAY!!
Sunday, December 9, 2007
iheartbigtuna's R.T. (Random Thoughts)
Hellooooooooooo, :)
So I'm working on editing my episode and, Mrs. Shrute and KKras, I'm eagerly waiting for your episodes!!! They sound awesome! FYI to readers, I mailed the episode to myself (and didn't open it) so don't get any funny ideas and try to take it b/c I'll attack! Just kidding, no physical harm, don't worry, but seriously, don't mess with me and my ideas...
Anyway, Christmas is in 16 days!!! :)
But yet I'm sad b/c I was really looking forward to an Office x-mas special during the holiday season, but now there won't be one...we should totally write one on our own! :)
Soooo, I guess that's it. Talk 2 u all later!
So I'm working on editing my episode and, Mrs. Shrute and KKras, I'm eagerly waiting for your episodes!!! They sound awesome! FYI to readers, I mailed the episode to myself (and didn't open it) so don't get any funny ideas and try to take it b/c I'll attack! Just kidding, no physical harm, don't worry, but seriously, don't mess with me and my ideas...
Anyway, Christmas is in 16 days!!! :)
But yet I'm sad b/c I was really looking forward to an Office x-mas special during the holiday season, but now there won't be one...we should totally write one on our own! :)
Soooo, I guess that's it. Talk 2 u all later!
Tuesday, December 4, 2007
KKras Again!
NEW POTTER PUPPET PALS!!!!!
IT'S CALLED WIZARD SWEARS!
It's not so good until the end- then it's AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye
IT'S CALLED WIZARD SWEARS!
It's not so good until the end- then it's AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye
Monday, December 3, 2007
KKras Is Excited
First of all, I would like to say that Mrs. Schrute, that is a brilliant idea and I'm going to start writing my episode right away.
Now for the best news...My boyfriend/husband/lover John Krasinski is the new face of Gap for men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you go on Gap.com and then to the link for men, you can see his sexy bod dressed in multi-colored moderately priced clothing. He looks sooooooo good. I think I'm going to copy every picture of him and save it to my computer and make a big book of it. Maybe if I learn how, I'll post it here. But please, check it (and him) out.
If you're reading this, John Krasinski, I love you. I'll be waiting right here until you come to my house and ask me to come live with you in your New York City apartment, which, by the way, I am going to search the city for until I find it. Just kidding. But please marry me. Please. I love you.
Peace, Love, and Gap, y'all!
KKras
Now for the best news...My boyfriend/husband/lover John Krasinski is the new face of Gap for men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If you go on Gap.com and then to the link for men, you can see his sexy bod dressed in multi-colored moderately priced clothing. He looks sooooooo good. I think I'm going to copy every picture of him and save it to my computer and make a big book of it. Maybe if I learn how, I'll post it here. But please, check it (and him) out.
If you're reading this, John Krasinski, I love you. I'll be waiting right here until you come to my house and ask me to come live with you in your New York City apartment, which, by the way, I am going to search the city for until I find it. Just kidding. But please marry me. Please. I love you.
Peace, Love, and Gap, y'all!
KKras
Triple B and a G Wants to Help!
Hello everyone (writing in red for the holidays)! Well, since this horrid writer's strike is still going on, we at Triple B and a G want to help by writing episodes! Thanks to the great idea by iheartbigtuna, we will be the new writers, and have come up with some great ideas. Oh and by the way, all twelve episodes have been aired for The Office, and there was one script that hasn't been filmed yet. So, it might be a while before a new episode is shown. But in the meantime keep and eye out on the site for any new amazing episode scripts!
-Mrs. Shrute
OH! And one last thing! I want to congradulate the love of my life Rainn Wilson in his new movie Juno, which comes out on Decemeber 5th! Here is the link for the trailor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_qX1sx8WRU
-Mrs. Shrute
OH! And one last thing! I want to congradulate the love of my life Rainn Wilson in his new movie Juno, which comes out on Decemeber 5th! Here is the link for the trailor: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_qX1sx8WRU
Sunday, December 2, 2007
Celebrity Names: Mrs. Shrute
First of all I would like to take this opportunity to say...IHEARTBIGTUNA YOU ROCK MY LIFE!! You should honstly write for this show we love so much. How long did it take you to think of/write that?? Oh wow, you are seriously amazing.
So, the other day I was thinking about celebirty names and the office relationships and what the names would be. Here we go.
1. Phlob (Phyllis and Bob Vance)- Thanks to Michael at Phyllis's wedding.
2. Dwangela (Dwight and Angela)- That one I found on an icon on Iconator.com.
3. PB and J (Pam Beasley and Jim)- Probally one of the most amazing things I've ever heard of, thank you Kevin.
4. Janael (Jan and Michael)- This one I made up. Yea, it is pretty bad.
I had trouble figuring out one for Kevin and Stacy, and Kelly and Ryan, without it being really bad. KKras, I think you would be good at doing something like that. Are there any other office relationships? Well, I think Angela and Andy are together, but I'm not sure how long that will last. We could call then Double A. Tee hee.
So, the other day I was thinking about celebirty names and the office relationships and what the names would be. Here we go.
1. Phlob (Phyllis and Bob Vance)- Thanks to Michael at Phyllis's wedding.
2. Dwangela (Dwight and Angela)- That one I found on an icon on Iconator.com.
3. PB and J (Pam Beasley and Jim)- Probally one of the most amazing things I've ever heard of, thank you Kevin.
4. Janael (Jan and Michael)- This one I made up. Yea, it is pretty bad.
I had trouble figuring out one for Kevin and Stacy, and Kelly and Ryan, without it being really bad. KKras, I think you would be good at doing something like that. Are there any other office relationships? Well, I think Angela and Andy are together, but I'm not sure how long that will last. We could call then Double A. Tee hee.
Saturday, December 1, 2007
iheartbigtunas prediction of a future episode
Hello! I really don't have a story idea at all right now, but maybe if I sit here and force myself to think of one I'll come up with a good one - I know if I put it off any longer I'll just forget to write it! OK, here goes.....
Episode Title: Sick Day
It starts out in the office with Jim and Dwight at their desks. Suddenly, Jim sneezes - obviously aiming for Dwights desk. Dwight gives him a look that says, "I have pepper spray under my desk and I'm not afriad to use it if you try that again!" The scene changes to Dwight talking to camera crew. He says that he has a very important Beet Show (it shows a scene of Dwight and his cousin tending to their giant beets and attempting to hold up their prized possession, the 10lb beet)to win this weekend and he cannot get sick for it. He acknowledges this may be hard because it is the winter and there is poor venilation in the building. He suspects Jim is sick and is furious that he's aiming his sneezes at him. The camera goes back to Dwight and Jim's desks. Dwight has constructed some sort of barrier between the desks made of file folders and cardboard box lids. Jim gives a smile to the camera and prepares to sneeze. He mumbles something about a tissue, gets up and runs behind Dwights desk to get to the tissues by the water cooler but doesn't make it in time and turns to sneeze right on Dwights head! Jim says, "Oh, sorry, was your head always there?" Dwight stands up and says, "MICHAEL!"
~Theme song~
Michael is in his office playing with his toy train when Dwight storms in. He insists that Jim is trying to get him sick and Michael thinks nothing of it. He is too distracted with something that he says is important work and tells Dwight to leave. Michael goes to camera and tells us of his excitement about his new portable GPS system he bought. He says he originally went into the store to buy a new phone, but when he saw the display of GPS systems he just had to get it. When the camera crew asks how this one is any different from the one that made him drive into a lake he says that the one in the car was much older and this one was recently updated and it has a better-sounding female voice than the other one. (He plays the voice and smiles as it says, "Please enter an address.") He says, "I can even type our office address in here if I ever get lost getting here!" It goes to him outside typing in the address of the office and it leads him in the opposite direction. Then he sees that he typed it wrong and types it in again. This time it takes in down the road to the right of the office building. Finally he excues himself from the camera crew and, without realizing the camera is following him, goes inside to the security desk and hurridly asks for the street address of the office building. The bored security guard recites it from memory and we realize Michael had the totally wrong address. Michael types the real address in and the GPS says its not available. Michael mumbles something about the office being too new to be located on the GPS and goes inside.
~commercials~
Now it goes back to the office with Jim talking to the camera and answering the question "Is he really sick?" Jim replies no, but after he overheard Dwight making preparations for his beet contest (it shows Dwight saving a space on his desk for the ribbon he'll get if he wins) he is convinced that he can make Dwight think he's sick, which will be enough to make Dwight think that he himself caught his cold. It goes back to Dwight, who returns to his desk after a bathroom break. Angela passes him to give him a folder of some files and coughs into her arm before she hands them to him. Dwight takes the folders, puts them on his desk and reaches for his phone to find that it is wet. He looks at Jim in disgust and asks if he sneezed on his phone, Jim says he might have but he could have sworn he hit Dwight's bobblehead. Pam smiles from her desk. Camera goes to Jim saying that while Dwight was gone he poured water from the water cooler on his bobblehead and wet his hand and then picked up the phone. Dwight is enraged and leans over to inspect his precious bobblehead and realizes it is literally soaked. He reaches into a desk drawer and pulls out a first aid kit inside which he pulls out a pair of latex gloves and one of those surgeon mask things that covers your mouth and nose. Then he takes out a paper towel and carefully dries off both his bobblehead and phone and then wipes them both down with alcohol pads.
~commercials~
It is the next day and Michael waltzes into the office almost 30 minutes late. He calls Pam some sort of playful name and asks her for any messages. She says he was called by Ryan 1/2 and hour ago that he needed to be at a presentational meeting for all managers at 11 o'clock in NYC. Michael immediately runs out the door followed by the camera crew and peels out of the parkinglot. He tells the camera crew not to worry and that he can get there in good time with his handy-dandy GPS system. He programs in the address of Ryans building in NYC and calls Ryan on speaker phone. His phone isn't working and Ryan keeps breaking up. He says not a problem, he'll just text Ryan to let him know he'll be late. But while he is driving and texting he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks why he was txting while driving and Michael starts to explain until the cop sees the camera crew in the back and asks why they are there and Michael says that they are making a documentary of his office building and he's going to a meeting and he's late. The officer ignore the camera crew after that and gives him a ticket for driving while using a cell phone. Michael is ansy b/c he knows he's going to be late if he doesn't hurry. Then the officer says that he can't find his ticket pad and needs to go into his car to find it. He tells Michael to wait. After about 10 minutes of searching the officer still can't find it and so Michael peels away when the guy has his head in his car and doesn't notice. Michael quotes some sort of famous super hero to prove what he did is just but the expression makes no sense at all to his situation.
Back at the office, Pam and Jim are talking about ways to make Dwight think he's sick when Dwight, who was sitting at his desk actually sneezes. Pam and Jim turn around and Dwight has a look of horror on his face! He runs to the fridge and drinks the entire container of orange juice. Then he sits back down and says to Jim, "That should take care of it." Jim and Pam smile and start talking about what they are going to do for lunch. Then, after about 5 minutes of talking, Jim goes back to his desk. He starts to work when he notices that Dwight, who is currently making a call with a customer, is squirming in his seat. Jim stops what he is doing and stares at Dwight, as does Pam. Dwight is squirming so much but refused to hang up and lose the customer. When Jim and Pam realize that Dwight needs to pee, Pam gets up with her half-empty water bottle. She takes a large drink of it as she walks over to the watercooler to refil it. She fills it up very slowly, letting the watercooler make that glub-glub sound. Dwight squirms even more and finally he says, "holdononemomentsir" to the customer and dashes to the bathroom, almost falling when he turned the corner. Pam and Jim smile.
Michael has reached the city but he is totally lost. He refuses to admit to the camera crew that his GPS has led him astray. He mumbles to himself about passing that Starbucks before. Then he pulls over and tries to get people to come over to the car to give him directions but no one stops. Finally he gets someone to come over and they tell him that the street he's looking for is 10 city blocks in the opposite direction. The guy looks at the GPS and asks him if he put in the right street address b/c the thing is sending him the opposite way. Michael thanks the guy hurredly and zooms away, almost hitting a taxi. He takes a look at the GPS and realizes he did in fact type in the wrong address. Hoping that the camera crew won't notice, he ignores the GPS and follows the guys instructions.
Pam and Jim decided to eat lunch at a restaurant and when they return to the office, they find Dwight has placed all of his personal items in plastic baggies and is still wearing his latex gloves but has added a gas mask to his ensemble. He goes to the camera and says he bought if for when they were exterminating his ranch from cocroaches and that is should work to filter the air while in the office so he won't get sick. He also wiped down his and Jim's desks with Clorox and Pam and Jim start coughing from the smell. Suddenly, Dwight sneezes again, and then a second time. Now he is panicking. He goes to the bathroom to wash his hands and Jim and Pam make predictions about how Dwight actually got sick. Then they hear a scream from the bathroom and Dwight runs out and his hands are chapped, blotchy and cracking! Dwight runs past the couple and out of the office, they look out the window to see him get into his car, put on winter gloves and pull out of the parking lot. Jim talks to camera and says, "Well, I guess Dwight's allergic to latex."
Back in NYC, Michael finally reaches the building, parks the car, and runs into the meeting followed by the camera crew. The meeting already started and he appologizes for his lateness and Ryan says, "I got your text message. You wrote, 'sry ill be ate' ." Michael appologizes again for his lateness, corrects Ryan that he meant 'sorry, I'll be late' but couldn't text correctly while driving and then the police officer comes out from the shadows and says, "so you admit you were driving while texting and ran away from an officer." Michael is speechless and the officer gives him 2 tickets and exits the room. Now all eyes are on Michael and he says, "Soooo, lets get this party started!" and sits down.
~commercial~
Back in Scranton, Jim and Pam are talking at the reception desk when Michael walks in looking flustered after his meeting. He calls for the attention of the entire office and makes a speech about how you should never give technology a second chance because it always lets you down and he chucks it into the garbage can with a loud bang. Then Toby tells him that he could have returned it to get his money back if he hasn't had it for more than 10 days. Michael tells Toby to shut up and stop being so depressing and goes into his office. Then, he realizes what Toby said and after the crowd dispursed, he dashed out of his office, picks the GPS out of the garbage and runs back in saying, "please be alive, don't die on me, don't die, don't die" Jim and Pam exchange a look and at that moment Dwight comes in with mittens on and tells Jim that he knew that he wasn't really sick the whole time. He sits down at his desk and takes the plastic baggie off his phone, pad and pen and makes a call. Then he coughs. So does Angela. The camera is on Angela and she says with a smirk, "Yes, I've had a cold for quite some time now. It's a shame Dwight caught it." The camera goes to Dwight, "Do I think (sneeze) Angela purposely got me sick? No. (sneezes) Do I think that I can get over (cough) it before this weekend? (hacking cough, sneezes, blows his nose and replies, more stuffed up than ever) Absolutely."
~commercial~
The next day at the office, everyone is there already except Dwight. Pam gets a call from Dwight saying he is taking a sick day. She puts him on speaker and tells him, "but Dwight what about your perfect attendance record?" He sneezes and says that he cannot function in the workplace properly today and needs to recover at home. In the background you can hear Moe spilling something and yelping. Dwight says, "Moe, don't touch my teapot." Then, to Pam, he says, "Excuse me, I have to place a teakettle spout up my nose." and hangs up. Pam beams.
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I think it's pretty great! And it only took me an hour-wow! Well, hope u like it!
Episode Title: Sick Day
It starts out in the office with Jim and Dwight at their desks. Suddenly, Jim sneezes - obviously aiming for Dwights desk. Dwight gives him a look that says, "I have pepper spray under my desk and I'm not afriad to use it if you try that again!" The scene changes to Dwight talking to camera crew. He says that he has a very important Beet Show (it shows a scene of Dwight and his cousin tending to their giant beets and attempting to hold up their prized possession, the 10lb beet)to win this weekend and he cannot get sick for it. He acknowledges this may be hard because it is the winter and there is poor venilation in the building. He suspects Jim is sick and is furious that he's aiming his sneezes at him. The camera goes back to Dwight and Jim's desks. Dwight has constructed some sort of barrier between the desks made of file folders and cardboard box lids. Jim gives a smile to the camera and prepares to sneeze. He mumbles something about a tissue, gets up and runs behind Dwights desk to get to the tissues by the water cooler but doesn't make it in time and turns to sneeze right on Dwights head! Jim says, "Oh, sorry, was your head always there?" Dwight stands up and says, "MICHAEL!"
~Theme song~
Michael is in his office playing with his toy train when Dwight storms in. He insists that Jim is trying to get him sick and Michael thinks nothing of it. He is too distracted with something that he says is important work and tells Dwight to leave. Michael goes to camera and tells us of his excitement about his new portable GPS system he bought. He says he originally went into the store to buy a new phone, but when he saw the display of GPS systems he just had to get it. When the camera crew asks how this one is any different from the one that made him drive into a lake he says that the one in the car was much older and this one was recently updated and it has a better-sounding female voice than the other one. (He plays the voice and smiles as it says, "Please enter an address.") He says, "I can even type our office address in here if I ever get lost getting here!" It goes to him outside typing in the address of the office and it leads him in the opposite direction. Then he sees that he typed it wrong and types it in again. This time it takes in down the road to the right of the office building. Finally he excues himself from the camera crew and, without realizing the camera is following him, goes inside to the security desk and hurridly asks for the street address of the office building. The bored security guard recites it from memory and we realize Michael had the totally wrong address. Michael types the real address in and the GPS says its not available. Michael mumbles something about the office being too new to be located on the GPS and goes inside.
~commercials~
Now it goes back to the office with Jim talking to the camera and answering the question "Is he really sick?" Jim replies no, but after he overheard Dwight making preparations for his beet contest (it shows Dwight saving a space on his desk for the ribbon he'll get if he wins) he is convinced that he can make Dwight think he's sick, which will be enough to make Dwight think that he himself caught his cold. It goes back to Dwight, who returns to his desk after a bathroom break. Angela passes him to give him a folder of some files and coughs into her arm before she hands them to him. Dwight takes the folders, puts them on his desk and reaches for his phone to find that it is wet. He looks at Jim in disgust and asks if he sneezed on his phone, Jim says he might have but he could have sworn he hit Dwight's bobblehead. Pam smiles from her desk. Camera goes to Jim saying that while Dwight was gone he poured water from the water cooler on his bobblehead and wet his hand and then picked up the phone. Dwight is enraged and leans over to inspect his precious bobblehead and realizes it is literally soaked. He reaches into a desk drawer and pulls out a first aid kit inside which he pulls out a pair of latex gloves and one of those surgeon mask things that covers your mouth and nose. Then he takes out a paper towel and carefully dries off both his bobblehead and phone and then wipes them both down with alcohol pads.
~commercials~
It is the next day and Michael waltzes into the office almost 30 minutes late. He calls Pam some sort of playful name and asks her for any messages. She says he was called by Ryan 1/2 and hour ago that he needed to be at a presentational meeting for all managers at 11 o'clock in NYC. Michael immediately runs out the door followed by the camera crew and peels out of the parkinglot. He tells the camera crew not to worry and that he can get there in good time with his handy-dandy GPS system. He programs in the address of Ryans building in NYC and calls Ryan on speaker phone. His phone isn't working and Ryan keeps breaking up. He says not a problem, he'll just text Ryan to let him know he'll be late. But while he is driving and texting he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop asks why he was txting while driving and Michael starts to explain until the cop sees the camera crew in the back and asks why they are there and Michael says that they are making a documentary of his office building and he's going to a meeting and he's late. The officer ignore the camera crew after that and gives him a ticket for driving while using a cell phone. Michael is ansy b/c he knows he's going to be late if he doesn't hurry. Then the officer says that he can't find his ticket pad and needs to go into his car to find it. He tells Michael to wait. After about 10 minutes of searching the officer still can't find it and so Michael peels away when the guy has his head in his car and doesn't notice. Michael quotes some sort of famous super hero to prove what he did is just but the expression makes no sense at all to his situation.
Back at the office, Pam and Jim are talking about ways to make Dwight think he's sick when Dwight, who was sitting at his desk actually sneezes. Pam and Jim turn around and Dwight has a look of horror on his face! He runs to the fridge and drinks the entire container of orange juice. Then he sits back down and says to Jim, "That should take care of it." Jim and Pam smile and start talking about what they are going to do for lunch. Then, after about 5 minutes of talking, Jim goes back to his desk. He starts to work when he notices that Dwight, who is currently making a call with a customer, is squirming in his seat. Jim stops what he is doing and stares at Dwight, as does Pam. Dwight is squirming so much but refused to hang up and lose the customer. When Jim and Pam realize that Dwight needs to pee, Pam gets up with her half-empty water bottle. She takes a large drink of it as she walks over to the watercooler to refil it. She fills it up very slowly, letting the watercooler make that glub-glub sound. Dwight squirms even more and finally he says, "holdononemomentsir" to the customer and dashes to the bathroom, almost falling when he turned the corner. Pam and Jim smile.
Michael has reached the city but he is totally lost. He refuses to admit to the camera crew that his GPS has led him astray. He mumbles to himself about passing that Starbucks before. Then he pulls over and tries to get people to come over to the car to give him directions but no one stops. Finally he gets someone to come over and they tell him that the street he's looking for is 10 city blocks in the opposite direction. The guy looks at the GPS and asks him if he put in the right street address b/c the thing is sending him the opposite way. Michael thanks the guy hurredly and zooms away, almost hitting a taxi. He takes a look at the GPS and realizes he did in fact type in the wrong address. Hoping that the camera crew won't notice, he ignores the GPS and follows the guys instructions.
Pam and Jim decided to eat lunch at a restaurant and when they return to the office, they find Dwight has placed all of his personal items in plastic baggies and is still wearing his latex gloves but has added a gas mask to his ensemble. He goes to the camera and says he bought if for when they were exterminating his ranch from cocroaches and that is should work to filter the air while in the office so he won't get sick. He also wiped down his and Jim's desks with Clorox and Pam and Jim start coughing from the smell. Suddenly, Dwight sneezes again, and then a second time. Now he is panicking. He goes to the bathroom to wash his hands and Jim and Pam make predictions about how Dwight actually got sick. Then they hear a scream from the bathroom and Dwight runs out and his hands are chapped, blotchy and cracking! Dwight runs past the couple and out of the office, they look out the window to see him get into his car, put on winter gloves and pull out of the parking lot. Jim talks to camera and says, "Well, I guess Dwight's allergic to latex."
Back in NYC, Michael finally reaches the building, parks the car, and runs into the meeting followed by the camera crew. The meeting already started and he appologizes for his lateness and Ryan says, "I got your text message. You wrote, 'sry ill be ate' ." Michael appologizes again for his lateness, corrects Ryan that he meant 'sorry, I'll be late' but couldn't text correctly while driving and then the police officer comes out from the shadows and says, "so you admit you were driving while texting and ran away from an officer." Michael is speechless and the officer gives him 2 tickets and exits the room. Now all eyes are on Michael and he says, "Soooo, lets get this party started!" and sits down.
~commercial~
Back in Scranton, Jim and Pam are talking at the reception desk when Michael walks in looking flustered after his meeting. He calls for the attention of the entire office and makes a speech about how you should never give technology a second chance because it always lets you down and he chucks it into the garbage can with a loud bang. Then Toby tells him that he could have returned it to get his money back if he hasn't had it for more than 10 days. Michael tells Toby to shut up and stop being so depressing and goes into his office. Then, he realizes what Toby said and after the crowd dispursed, he dashed out of his office, picks the GPS out of the garbage and runs back in saying, "please be alive, don't die on me, don't die, don't die" Jim and Pam exchange a look and at that moment Dwight comes in with mittens on and tells Jim that he knew that he wasn't really sick the whole time. He sits down at his desk and takes the plastic baggie off his phone, pad and pen and makes a call. Then he coughs. So does Angela. The camera is on Angela and she says with a smirk, "Yes, I've had a cold for quite some time now. It's a shame Dwight caught it." The camera goes to Dwight, "Do I think (sneeze) Angela purposely got me sick? No. (sneezes) Do I think that I can get over (cough) it before this weekend? (hacking cough, sneezes, blows his nose and replies, more stuffed up than ever) Absolutely."
~commercial~
The next day at the office, everyone is there already except Dwight. Pam gets a call from Dwight saying he is taking a sick day. She puts him on speaker and tells him, "but Dwight what about your perfect attendance record?" He sneezes and says that he cannot function in the workplace properly today and needs to recover at home. In the background you can hear Moe spilling something and yelping. Dwight says, "Moe, don't touch my teapot." Then, to Pam, he says, "Excuse me, I have to place a teakettle spout up my nose." and hangs up. Pam beams.
Well, I don't know about you guys, but I think it's pretty great! And it only took me an hour-wow! Well, hope u like it!
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