Several Good Quotes

"I know that patience and loyalty are good and virtuous traits. But sometimes I just think you need to grow a pair."
Angela, about Dwight

"I thought about playing in the NHL, but you're on the road so much, you have no time to spend with your wife and kids. And I really want a wife and kids."
Michael

"So tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die she has to throw herself on a fire?"
Michael, to Kelly's father
Opportunity for Bonus Points: What is that Hindu practice called when a woman throws herself on the flames with her husband when his dead body is being burned? (I don't know what the bonus points go towards, but you just get 'em."

"Do you think you could be our cheerleader today? Maybe lose the sweater, make a halter top out of that- something youthful, just this once?"
Michael, to Pam

"He's forty-one years old, he's losing his hair, his cell phone ring is 'Mambo Number Five.'"
Jim, about Michael

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