KKras on: The Deposition

Happy Monday, Dunderheads!

I am writing (a little delayed, I know) about the "Deposition" episode. I was very pleased with this episode. My favorite moments:

1. Lawyer "Who are the twins?"
   Michael "They're hanging off m'lady's chest."
   
2. Nobody understood the "That's What She Said" joke at the meeting. That was good. They took it literally. (By the way, Mrs. Schrute, my "That's what she said count is up to 3 because in SB w/ PSEN he said "69, but gently, please." And I almost yelled to {girl sitting next to me with the initials EC} "that's what she said!!!" while beating her with my instrument.
   
3. I actually hated Michael like no other when he knocked Toby's lunch tray off of the table. I hate Michael.
   
4. I loved how Michael got off the lunch line and everybody in the cafeteria seemed to be reading a copy of his diary. That was wonderful.
   
5. Moze playing ping-pong with Dwight in the warehouse afterhours at the very end. It's strange to see him off the beet farm.

Most of the office workers weren't included in this episode. Andy didn't say one word all episode! I wonder if things are going well with him and Angela. I love how we talk about these episodes as though they are real life events happening to real people.

Holiday Countdown:

• 3 days until Thanksgiving. They should have an Office float in the parade. Or a Dwight balloon. And he's wearing a cape. That would be amazing.
• 16 days until Hanukkah. I don't celebrate it, but I hope it is a nice day for those who do.
• 33 days until the winter solstice! This is in bold because I just love the winter solstice! I love the winter solstice. I remember an episode of "Little Bear" when I was about five years old where Little Bear, his parents, his girlfriend Emily and all the other little critters celebrated the Winter Solstice by staying up until midnight and hanging cookies on trees. Please comment if you remember this, as well.
• 35 days until Christmas! I've already prepared for this holiday season by getting all of my Christmas shopping done last night. No joke. I have everyone crossed off my list. I also bought and am listening to right now, my three Christmas songs for my iPod. I bought "Christmas/Sarajevo 12/24" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra; "O Holy Night" (I think it goes without saying that I bought the Josh Groban version.); and "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey. I also enjoy, but haven't bought "Last Christmas" by Wham!. Yes, the band is Wham! with an exclamation point.
• 36 days until Kwanza and Boxing Day. Two awesome holidays on the same day? Crazy fun. Ooh! Kwanza + Boxing Day = Crazy Delicious! :)

Well, I think I've bored you enough with my incessant rambling about un-Office related material. Please, writers, I beg you to stop your strike. I miss my Office and it hasn't even been a week without it.

Ta ta for now

KKras