I worked hard on this. I poured all of my sad feelings about the writer's strike into this. Now here it is. For your pleasure, to the tune of "Hey There Delila" by the Plain White T's, here is "Hey There Dunder Mifflin":
"Hey There Dunder Mifflin"
Hey there Dunder Mifflin
What's it like in Scranton, Penn.?
I'm a about three hours away
But my darling branch, you’ve got bats
Yes you do
Dwight Schrute can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true
Hey there Dunder Mifflin
Don't you worry about the distance
Jim’s right there if you get lonely
Give this Cosby impression another listen
Close your blinds(Because the IT tech. guy is coming)
Listen to Kelly talking, it's my disguise
It hurts my ears
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Sell some paper to me
Hey there Dunder Mifflin
I know times are getting hard
This water mark is not that funny
Well actually yes it is, HA HA
It’s all Creed’s fault
He was supposed to meet with Debby Brown
But he’s so weird
Hey there Dunder Mifflin
I've got so much left to say
But I’m sure Pam will write it down
It’s her job anyway
But she'd just draw
If Michael jumps off that building, he’ll fall
He’ll loose it all
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh it's what you do to me
About three hours seems pretty far
But they've got planes and Meredith’s car
I'd Fun Run to you if I had no other way
Our co-workers would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That Oscar’s really very gay
Dunder Mifflin I can promise you
That by the time we get through
Dwight will be playing jokes on Jimmy H
And you're to blame
Hey there Dunder MifflinYou be good and sell some paper
Two more years and I’ll retire here
And I'll be putting item in jello, like Jim does
You'll know it's all because of you
He can do whatever he wants to
Hey there Dunder Mifflin here's to you
This one's for you
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Sell some paper to me
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That song was AMAZING!! I was just having a bad night, but that made it so much better. Mrs. Schrute, you are amazing and this song has got to be the greatest thing I've ever heard. I put on "Hey There Delila" and sang these words along. It was so amazing. (I just said amazing 3X- time to learn some new vocab!)
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!! That song is freakin amazing!!! :) :) :) It's funny b/c I was debating whether or not I had time to check this blog tonight and I thought, "Oh, what the heck" and now i'm glad I did b/c this just made my night-maybe even my entire week! Now I'm really happy! :) Yay! Best song ever!!
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