KKras' Sixth Quote and More Complaining

Quote #6:

"Ah, this is our receptionist, Pam...Pam has been with us for...forever...If you think she's cute now you should have seen her a couple of years ago. Meow."

-Michael

And now for more complain-y behavior from KKras...

This daily quote calendar has disappointed me greatly. On Sunday, I went to tear off another page, only to discover that there was one quote for Saturday and Sunday. For each weekend, there is only one quote. This company owes me 52 more quotes. I am so angry (would you like some cheese with that whine, KKras?) (And yes, I just asked myself that). So I apologize to all of you who were expecting a quote on Sunday but didn't get one. I am very sorry. I hope these quotes start getting wicked funny soon. They've been okay so far, but they weren't the best. Maybe they're saving the best for last. Who knows?

KKras

KKras Quote Five

"Reject a woman and she will never let it go. One of the many flaws of their kind. Also, weak arms."

Dwight

KKras Quote Four

Hey, hopefully this is the last of the cliches:

"My job is to speak to clients on the phone about er, ...quantities and types of copier paper- you know, whether we can supply it to them, whether they can pay for it...and I'm boring myself just talking about this..."

-Jim

Mrs. Shrute's Big Suprise

I worked hard on this. I poured all of my sad feelings about the writer's strike into this. Now here it is. For your pleasure, to the tune of "Hey There Delila" by the Plain White T's, here is "Hey There Dunder Mifflin":

"Hey There Dunder Mifflin"
Hey there Dunder Mifflin
What's it like in Scranton, Penn.?
I'm a about three hours away
But my darling branch, you’ve got bats
Yes you do
Dwight Schrute can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there Dunder Mifflin
Don't you worry about the distance
Jim’s right there if you get lonely
Give this Cosby impression another listen
Close your blinds(Because the IT tech. guy is coming)
Listen to Kelly talking, it's my disguise
It hurts my ears

Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Sell some paper to me

Hey there Dunder Mifflin
I know times are getting hard
This water mark is not that funny
Well actually yes it is, HA HA
It’s all Creed’s fault
He was supposed to meet with Debby Brown
But he’s so weird

Hey there Dunder Mifflin
I've got so much left to say
But I’m sure Pam will write it down
It’s her job anyway
But she'd just draw
If Michael jumps off that building, he’ll fall
He’ll loose it all

Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh it's what you do to me

About three hours seems pretty far
But they've got planes and Meredith’s car
I'd Fun Run to you if I had no other way
Our co-workers would all make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That Oscar’s really very gay

Dunder Mifflin I can promise you
That by the time we get through
Dwight will be playing jokes on Jimmy H
And you're to blame

Hey there Dunder MifflinYou be good and sell some paper
Two more years and I’ll retire here
And I'll be putting item in jello, like Jim does
You'll know it's all because of you
He can do whatever he wants to
Hey there Dunder Mifflin here's to you
This one's for you

Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh sell some paper to me
Oh it's what you do to me
Sell some paper to me

KKras' Quote Numero Tres

Hey guys!

In case you haven't been looking at the blog recently (ahem, Mrs. Schrute) please make sure you scroll down all the way because there was some big news regarding our friend, Angela, but I don't think everyone has seen it yet (ahem, Mrs. Schrute.) I've written quite a bit and it may take you a while (ahem, Mrs. Schrute) to catch up (ahem, Mrs. Schrute.)

Now that I've proven that I may be one of the neediest people ever, here's quote number three for 1/3/08:

"You know the saying, 'A cluttered desk means a cluttered mind?'...I say an empty desk means...an empty mind."

-Michael

Well, unfortunately, Michael, I must have a cluttered mind.

Enjoy the rest of your day and AHEM: COMMENTING ON MY ENTRIES!!! (ahem, Mrs. Schrute!!!!!!) I know that iheartbigtuna will be on top of things. By the way, it takes me about twenty tries before I correctly spell iheartbigtuna. I put spaces in all the time and have to start over again. Sorry to be a complainer. Maybe I'm just jealous of your name. :)

KKras

KKras Awesome Picture

Hey, Dunderheads, still trying to lighten the mood, and I found this fabulous picture on the internet. It was super sexy, especially Michael making photocopies of his butt. Classy. I think I'm making this picture my background. I didn't know how to put this picture on the side of the blog like Mrs. Schrute, but this is okay. If you'd like this for your background, look up "the office entertainment weekly" on google images. You can also see the special covers for the magazine with all the couples on it. It's so funny.

R.I.P. Season 4

KKras

KKras's Second Quote of the Year!

"I've been at Dunder-Mifflin for twelve years, the last four as regional manager....See, we have the entire floor, so this is my kingdom, as far as the eye can see."

-Michael

I'll put the next one up tomorrow.

KKras Trying to Lighten the Mood

Hey, I know that this is a sad time for us all, but I thought I would lighten the mood with the first Office quote of the year!! Feel free to comment on the episode it's from or anything else, for that matter.

"I was crying because it was New Year's Eve and it started snowing at exactly midnight."
-Dwight

I thought it was a good quote, considering the holiday. Tomorrow I'll put the next one up. I haven't looked at it yet, but I hope it's good!

-KKras