Yay! Tons and Tons of Quotes

I think there's probably like 5,000 quotes here. I've been very lazy. There's a really good one from Dwight somewhere in there...

"Michael's birthday. It's pretty fun to watch. He gets really excited, eats a lot of cake, runs around, has a sugar crash in the afternoon, falls asleep, and that's when we get our work done."
-Jim

"They say you should take two steps forward and one step back. That's what I did in the last week. Except I took an extra step back. Then I kind of moved to the side a little. Life is a square dance. And all the men merely...dancers"
-Andy

"Part of being a boss is recognizing talent- including your own."
-Michael

"So you are Regionoal Manager and Assistant Regional Manager. Andy is your 'Number Two.' I am Secret Assistant Regional Manager."
-Pam, to Michael

"Today is the Dundies, the annual employee awards night...it's everyone's favorite day....These guys in here don't get a lot of trophies. Like Kevin. Who's going to give Kevin an award? Dunkin' Donuts?"
-Michael

"Legend has it that a beet of purest gold sometimes grows in the fields of little boys who work double shifts."
-Dwight

"This is exactly what Michael Moore does...he goes up to people with a camera and he's like, 'Why did you do this?'...It's very dramatic. Although, I can't say I was a big fan of Bowling for Columbine, because...I thought it was going to be a bowling movie. Like Kingpin."
-Michael

"We know he died. Flying into the glass doors....I don't think he was being stupid. I think he just really, really wanted to come inside our building. To spread his cheer and lift our spirits with a song."
-Pam, at an office funeral for a bird

"When I'm playing hoops, all the stress and responsibility of my position melt away. In the zone. It's zen. It's physical....Who am I? I don't know. A basketball machine. What is Dunder-Mifflin? Never heard of it. Filing? Paperwork? Who cares."
-Michael

"You should be able to sell a lot here. This branch grossed over a million last year. Not that we're all millionaires, of course....I'm probably closest."
-Michael

"There are five stages to grief...and it's my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job."
-Michael

"The Dundies are like a car wreck where you want to look away, but you have to stare at it because your boss is making you."
-Pam

Wow, could that have been any longer? 10 MORE DAYS TILL "THE OFFICE" COMES BACK!!!

KKras

iheartbigtuna's review of Horton Hears a Who and JKras on Jay Leno

Horton Hears A Who (rated G), Steve Carell is the voice of the Mayor of Whoville

Summary in 2 words: hysterical, adorable

Summary in more than 2 words: Finally, a Dr. Seuss book-into-movie they've done right!! I loathed the people versions of The Grinch and The Cat in the Hat with Jim Carey, they were just so stupid looking, the humor was crude and it just wasn't Dr. Seussy at all!! This movie, however, was great! They managed to follow the storyline correctly while adding in some new strange, quirky characters to modernize and liven it up a bit (such as the oppossum/porcupine/who knows what type of animal she was, Katie who was really cute and only said a few words and was very strange but in an odd way hilarious). They also added little extra bits of info that weren't in the book, but that just further explored Dr. Seuss's world of Whoville. For example, the mayor has 96 daughers (just like in the book) and one son (not in book) and they have this giant revolving table that swivels every couple of minutes so that the Mayor can spend an allotted amount of time with each child every morning. The fact that his only son is emo and doesn't talk until the very end of the movie is also hysterical. As the mayor, Steve Carell was awesome!! Usually you can immediately tell it's him, and to an extent you could, but once you get lost in the movie, you start to forget it's Steve; he's just the Mayor...which means Steve did it right! There is all types of humor in the story, some of it is what I call "Tom and Jerry style" which is basically falling down, or getting hit on the head, but there isn't too much of that that it's annoying and in general the humor isn't forced or stupid, but witty so that older kids and even parents can appreciate it as well as little kids.

I give it 4 and a half stars because it was an amazing movie, but the ending was a little strange....i won't give it away....

U ALL MUST SEE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JKras on Jay Leno:

He's so funny and amazing! I loved seeing the Dunkin Donuts commercial, he looks so much younger in that and when he squeal-screams, it's amazingly hysterical!!! :) I was dissapointed however that JKras repeated a story (the one about the musical guest who went to go smoke weed right before he was needed onstage when JKras was an intern on some show). Yes, it's a good story, but c'mon JKras - i'm sure you have more material!!! Anyway, that movie, Leatherheads, doesn't look that good to be honest, it just looks really stupid...and i can't picture JKras as a young football player from the early days of football. He just looks so out-of-place. If I wasn't a fan of the Office, maybe I could picture him as that guy, but right now, I just keep asking myself whenever I see a commercial for Leatherheads, "where's Pam?" "where's Jims tie?" "where's Jim's desk?" ect. ect. ect......

All in all, it was an amazing interview, I haven't seen one of JKras in a while....oh, and my mom said that maybe a month ago Rainn Wilson was on Jay Leno! Hopefully we can find in online....

~iheartbigtuna~

OMG!

JKras will be on Jay Leno tomorrow night to promote his new film, Leatherheads, and possibly the Office!! Watch it on NBC @11.30.

ThatsWhatSheSaid

NEVER MIND THAT LAST POST!!!

I just went on nbc.com, and confirmed that new episodes of The Office will begin April 10th!!! Not any other date. I promise.

Mrs. Schrute<3

Mrs. Schrute Goes Insane

Oh my dear lord. I'm driving myself crazy!! I finally looked at a calendar, for once, and counted three weeks from the day I saw the commercial about The Office coming back in three weeks. That date was April 3rd!! Not the 10th!! Can someone please check this, just to make sure?? I'm making myself sick, because I'm so mixed up!! When is our beloved television program coming back!?!?

Mrs. Schrute<3

Horton Hears a Who

I'm actually going to see Horton Hears a Who later today - which is great b/c yesterday I went to the mall and got a Horton Hears a Who T-shirt!! It says: "A Person's a Person, No Matter How Small" and me, being 4'11", decided that it was a must buy shirt! :)

I'm going to wear it to the movies...why not?! :)

Anyway I'll be sure to critique Steve Carell's voice acting in the movie and report back to u all!

ttyl

~iheartbigtuna~

3 WEEKS!!

3 WEEKS!!! ONLY THREE MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE GREATEST DAY OF OUR LIVES!!!

Any thoughts, feelings, emotions? Please comment.

Mrs. Schrute<3

(This post originally said 2 weeks, but last night I saw a commercial for The Office, and the confirmed it to be three weeks.)

Movies

The Office Cast Appearances in Upcoming Movies:

Leatherheads- John Krasinski

Get Smart- Steve Carrell

Horton Hears a Who- (voice of) Steve Carrell

GO SEE THESE MOVIES!!

Mrs. Schrute <3