I'm doing this in a different color today. I'm sick of plain black writing all the time. In the spirit of the song, "Grace Kelly" by Mika (thanks, Lee), I will use a plethora of colors.
"Studies have shown that todat's woman...is at a crossroads....You've come a long way, baby. But I want things to stay within reason. Because in Albany they ended up turning a break room into a lactation room."
-Michael
Can anyone remind me what context this quote came from? Normally, I can remember the episode in which it was said and the whole scene surrounding it, but I'm absolutely stumped with this one.
KKras
Oh yeah, there's like 10 quotes below for those of you who haven't checked recently.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Wowey Zowey! 10 Quotes!
Hey just a reminder to check the post before this regarding Rainn Wilson's privates...
Now on to quotes!
"Can I have everyone's attention, please? I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff in the bathroom about Michael. Having a bathroom is a privelege. It's a ladies' room. And if you can't act like ladies, then maybe you won't have a bathroom."
-Dwight
"I didn't go to formal business school, that is true. But in a way, I went to the best business school of all: Tony Robbins's Three-Day Personal Power seminar. Did you know, Tony Robbins's watch costs more than I make in a year?"
-Michael
"The people I respect- heroes of mine would be Bob Hope, um Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono, and probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all thouse people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable."
-Michael
"If I changed the life of one person...just one person...well, okay, one is aiming pretty low. Let's say I change the lives of five thousand people...ten thousand...okay, five thousand, I'd be satisfied for starts...."
-Michael
"Pizza. The great equalizer. Everybody likes pizza. Poor people like pizza, rich people like pizza. White people like pizza, black people like pizza....Do black people like pizza?"
-Michael
"Toby is in H.R., which means he technically works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's not really part of his family."
-Michael
"There are several ways you can tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid eye contact. The liar will cover part of the face with his or her hand, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately, I spoke to Oscar over the phone, so none of that is useful."
-Dwight
"My proudest moment here...was a young Guatemalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke English. Came to me and said, 'Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?' Wow, wow, wow....Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go, he sucked."
-Michael
"I've been Michael's number two guy for about five years. We make a great team. Michael is like Mozart. And I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael's like Mozart. You try to hurt Mozart and you're going to get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."
-Dwight
"Should I have reported Oscar's malfeasance? Probably. But now I know something he doesn't want me to know...and I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage. Otherwise, it's just malfeasance for malfeasance's sake."
-Dwight
So anyway, I guess it's time for me to go scour the internet for Office-related videos again.
KKras
Now on to quotes!
"Can I have everyone's attention, please? I just wanted to say that the women in this office are terrible. Especially the ones who wrote that stuff in the bathroom about Michael. Having a bathroom is a privelege. It's a ladies' room. And if you can't act like ladies, then maybe you won't have a bathroom."
-Dwight
"I didn't go to formal business school, that is true. But in a way, I went to the best business school of all: Tony Robbins's Three-Day Personal Power seminar. Did you know, Tony Robbins's watch costs more than I make in a year?"
-Michael
"The people I respect- heroes of mine would be Bob Hope, um Abraham Lincoln, definitely, Bono, and probably God would be the fourth one. And I just think all thouse people really helped the world in so many ways that it's really beyond words. It's really incalculable."
-Michael
"If I changed the life of one person...just one person...well, okay, one is aiming pretty low. Let's say I change the lives of five thousand people...ten thousand...okay, five thousand, I'd be satisfied for starts...."
-Michael
"Pizza. The great equalizer. Everybody likes pizza. Poor people like pizza, rich people like pizza. White people like pizza, black people like pizza....Do black people like pizza?"
-Michael
"Toby is in H.R., which means he technically works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's not really part of his family."
-Michael
"There are several ways you can tell if a perp is lying. The liar will avoid eye contact. The liar will cover part of the face with his or her hand, especially the mouth. The liar will perspire. Unfortunately, I spoke to Oscar over the phone, so none of that is useful."
-Dwight
"My proudest moment here...was a young Guatemalan guy, first job in the country, barely spoke English. Came to me and said, 'Mr. Scott, would you be the godfather of my child?' Wow, wow, wow....Didn't work out in the end. We had to let him go, he sucked."
-Michael
"I've been Michael's number two guy for about five years. We make a great team. Michael is like Mozart. And I'm like Mozart's friend. No, I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael's like Mozart. You try to hurt Mozart and you're going to get a bullet in your head. Courtesy of Butch Cassidy."
-Dwight
"Should I have reported Oscar's malfeasance? Probably. But now I know something he doesn't want me to know...and I can use his malfeasance to establish leverage. Otherwise, it's just malfeasance for malfeasance's sake."
-Dwight
So anyway, I guess it's time for me to go scour the internet for Office-related videos again.
KKras
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Rainn Wilson's Privates...Not So Private?
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20178888,00.html
Um, there are no words. Seriously. Mrs. Schrute, he's all yours.
KKras
Um, there are no words. Seriously. Mrs. Schrute, he's all yours.
KKras
Just Another Reason Why We Love Him...
Please view with caution.
http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20170384_20179462,00.html
ThatsWhatSheSaid
http://www.people.com/people/package/article/0,,20170384_20179462,00.html
ThatsWhatSheSaid
Monday, February 18, 2008
Holy Crap I Have So Much News!
Hey Dunderheads, I have big news and I saved the best one for last...
PS Dwight and Holiday?! Puh-lease!
PS Dwight and Holiday?! Puh-lease!
- Angela Kinsey is in fact, having a girl! :) Congrats!
- "Leatherheads" is coming out in the spring. (John Krasinski is in it and I'm totally planning to buy one ticket opening day and just staying in the theater until the last showing so I will end up watching it a total of like 5 times on opening day and then repeating that pattern for every Saturday that it is in theaters if anyone cares to join me.)
- The episode that was written before the strike but wasn't filmed yet is about Michael having a dinner party with only a few of the people from the office. This came straight from Jenna F's mouth at the SAG awards, so whether this is going to be filmed or not, that is what she said.
So yeah...
KKras
Sunday, February 17, 2008
IMPORTANT NOTICE!!!
VERY IMPORTANT: The URL name will be changing as of tomorrow, Monday February 11th to www.theofficebbbg.blogspot.com. I'm basically doing this because I'm tired of typing in that long name (and triple is spelled wrong, lol). I could just put it in my favorites, but I decide not to. So keep in mind this will be changing!!!!
Mrs. Schrute<3
Mrs. Schrute<3
Friday, February 15, 2008
National Holiday
Happy National "That's What She Said" Day!! How appropriate for me to be saying this!
ThatsWhatSheSaid =] .. It's basically my birthday!
ThatsWhatSheSaid =] .. It's basically my birthday!
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