Wednesday, November 28, 2007

did iheartbigtuna hallucinate????

OMG! That Rainn Wilson "sexiest man alive" thing was amazing!!!!!! lol lol lol
I also decided to watch the one about Hiro (the character from Heroes)...that was a little disturbing b/c Hiro is so innocent and I get the idea that the actor...well, isn't....

Anyway, I watched the, 100 Sexy Guys in 1 minute and I think that John Krasinski was in it. It was towards the end and he was on the street, in the dark, wearing a black coat...I hope I'm right b/c I tried to pause it on him but the stupid thing went to fast!

Anway squared, I'll be sure to think of a possible episode idea this weekend! Ta Ta For Now!

Monday, November 26, 2007

KKras: Sexiest Man Alive (in Mrs. Schrutes' opinion)

Hey, this is for all of you Dwight Schrute lovers (cough, Mrs. Schrute). I found this video and immediately thought of all of you members of the Dwight Army of Champions.

This link may change your life (for the better!!)

http://www.people.com/people/package/video/0,,20154290_20154496_20159868,00.html

Enjoy :)

Please comment and tell me what you think.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Mrs. Shrute Being Random and Happy

I think predicting future episodes is a great idea iheartbigtuna. Also, if anyone wants to start any debates/contests ("That's What She Said Contest!" Anyone?), we could also do that until new episdoes start up again.
So today I recived the most AMAZING news of my life!!!!!!!!! I was reading the sexiest men issue of People magazine, and my man Rainn Wilson was in the Geek Section. So, I was reading about him (he's married...grrr), and it said that he was in the marching band when he was in high school!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!!! WE WERE MENT TO BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Before I go, I must correct you ihearbigtuna, there will be an episode on Thanksgiving (not new of course), so your family will be able to gather, give thanks, and laugh your heads off.
Happy Thanksgiving to Everyone!!

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

iheartbigtuna is depressed....

...stupid advertising person who speaks Portuguese....*grumble grumble*.....stupid writers' strike preventing the Office from continuing.....*grrrrrrrr*.....

Wow, not gonna lie, that sounded totally Emo......not my intention.....

Anyway, I've been looking forward to forcing my entire family to watch the Office on Thanksgiving this Thursday but the stupid writers' ruined that dream (sry, Emo side coming out again...jk)

Sooooo, I wuz thinking to pass the time, why don't we make predictions for future episodes????
I'm smiling just thinking about it! (totally not Emo - yay!)

:) :) :) :)

I can't think of one yet, but I'll definately have one during this upcoming 4 day weekend - so, just thought I'd mention it so that we could all start putting on our Office thinking caps (or turbans - like the one Michael keeps in his desk)

On a Random Note:

I was just looking at the sample labels for posts: scooters, vacation, and fall
and was kinda confused as to what post one could write with these labels...so I took on the challenge and have come up with this hypothetical post:

I'm so excited! Tomorrow Christmas vacation starts! Santa's bringing me a new Razor scooter! Usually I only ride scooters in the fall, when it's not so cold, but I've found that the extreme amount of leaves tend to get in the way of the wheels! I can't wait to try riding my new scooter on the frozen pond down the road! I know that ice makes you slip and fall, but I'm hoping the wheels of my new scooter will give me more traction! Can't wait to try it out! I'll write more after the vacation! C ya!

Wow, that was totally random.....
Good job world. You ruined everything. Actually it's just one person. As of now, only members of this blog can comment on this blog. Whoever you are you freaken scared the crap out of iheartbigtuna, now you've lost all privlages to comment.
Anywho, THE DEPOSITION!!! Poor Michael. I would die if anyone read my diary....if I had one. I'm sorry KKras, I must disagree with you. I applauded Michael for knocking over Toby's lunch. As much as Micheal was horribly mean, my hate for Toby is greater.
Soo here are my favorite parts:
1) When the typing lady was reading back the comments in a monotone voice (Espically the part with the bathroom!!!!!! I loved it, she was butchering it soooo bad!!!!)
2) "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
"That's what she said."
3) Pam and the post-its!! That was adorable!!
4) "Were Jim's parents first cousins who were also bad at ping pong?'
5) Michael's Acronyms (Pattern. My friend PAT took a TURN.)
6) Trash? Smack? Same Thing?
Before I end this, I need to vent about something. Do these episodes of The Office, beginning about three weeks ago with the...the one before the camping one, seem to be about....nothing? Like ping pong? What about some drama?! I'm sorry but I belive this show is slowly, but surley morphing into Sinfeild (a show about nothing). I mean these past seasons were great, because you wanted to watch next week to see what would happen. I mean, please do not get me wrong, I do want to watch it, but I guess what I'm trying to say is, that there's really no story line going on. At least with Jim and Pam, or Dwight.

Monday, November 19, 2007

KKras on: The Deposition

Happy Monday, Dunderheads!

I am writing (a little delayed, I know) about the "Deposition" episode. I was very pleased with this episode. My favorite moments:

  1. Lawyer "Who are the twins?"
    Michael "They're hanging off m'lady's chest."
  2. Nobody understood the "That's What She Said" joke at the meeting. That was good. They took it literally. (By the way, Mrs. Schrute, my "That's what she said count is up to 3 because in SB w/ PSEN he said "69, but gently, please." And I almost yelled to {girl sitting next to me with the initials EC} "that's what she said!!!" while beating her with my instrument.
  3. I actually hated Michael like no other when he knocked Toby's lunch tray off of the table. I hate Michael.
  4. I loved how Michael got off the lunch line and everybody in the cafeteria seemed to be reading a copy of his diary. That was wonderful.
  5. Moze playing ping-pong with Dwight in the warehouse afterhours at the very end. It's strange to see him off the beet farm.

Most of the office workers weren't included in this episode. Andy didn't say one word all episode! I wonder if things are going well with him and Angela. I love how we talk about these episodes as though they are real life events happening to real people.

Holiday Countdown:

  • 3 days until Thanksgiving. They should have an Office float in the parade. Or a Dwight balloon. And he's wearing a cape. That would be amazing.
  • 16 days until Hanukkah. I don't celebrate it, but I hope it is a nice day for those who do.
  • 33 days until the winter solstice! This is in bold because I just love the winter solstice! I love the winter solstice. I remember an episode of "Little Bear" when I was about five years old where Little Bear, his parents, his girlfriend Emily and all the other little critters celebrated the Winter Solstice by staying up until midnight and hanging cookies on trees. Please comment if you remember this, as well.
  • 35 days until Christmas! I've already prepared for this holiday season by getting all of my Christmas shopping done last night. No joke. I have everyone crossed off my list. I also bought and am listening to right now, my three Christmas songs for my iPod. I bought "Christmas/Sarajevo 12/24" by Trans-Siberian Orchestra; "O Holy Night" (I think it goes without saying that I bought the Josh Groban version.); and "All I Want For Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey. I also enjoy, but haven't bought "Last Christmas" by Wham!. Yes, the band is Wham! with an exclamation point.
  • 36 days until Kwanza and Boxing Day. Two awesome holidays on the same day? Crazy fun. Ooh! Kwanza + Boxing Day = Crazy Delicious! :)

Well, I think I've bored you enough with my incessant rambling about un-Office related material. Please, writers, I beg you to stop your strike. I miss my Office and it hasn't even been a week without it.

Ta ta for now

KKras

I CRACKED THE CODE!!!

Heyy iheartbigtuna guess what? I found out what the comment on your recent post says. It was actually in Portuguese. Don't ask how I found that out, but it says, when translated verbatim:

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I think he was trying to sell you something from some website or possibly switch to the CresceNet internet service provider. I'm not sure though, because this guy's Portuguese is just about as crappy as his English, from what I can see. But, then again, the translator doesn't pick up on phrases. Anyway, that was a little bizarre but funny at the same time.

See ya laytaaaaa.
Or, as our Portuguese friends may say,
Adeus, meu amigo. Eu escreveri outra vez logo. Feliz dia dos agradecimentos.
(Goodbye, my friend. I will write again soon. Happy Thanksgiving.)

Sunday, November 18, 2007

iheartbigtuna has a request for Mrs. Shrute

Please make it so that no one can comment without being reviewed or whatever. Ravenclaw's Pensive blog has that and its good b/c I just got a comment in italian or french or something! It had links in it and they were to this news website so I think it's an ad, but how the hell do they comment on a blog???!!!

Anyway, thanks Mrs. Shrute.